Top 5 Seinfeld Episodes..

[Guest BifEverchad]

 

God, I'm praying for this show to be released on DVD. Anyone know anything about this? I have every episode on VHS, but they're getting kinda fuzzy and the quality is fading. Regradless, let's list off our favorite episodes...

 

5) The Little Jerry

4) The Junior Mint

3) The Contest

2) The Soup Nazi

1) The Marine Biologist

 

There are SO MANY more, but those are the ones I've settled on..

 

 

Bif

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

Festivus

A Kenny Roger's Roaster opening across from Kramer

Jon Voigt's car

Keith Hernandez spitting at George

The social importance of the black and white cookie

[B. Brian Brunzell 0]

B. Brian's Top Five:

 

5.The Spitter

4.The Bet

3.The Marble Rye

2.Festivus

1.The Marine Biologist

[Guest bob_barron]

I hate the Festivus episode.

 

Anywho-

The Contest

The Envelopes

The Wife

The Boyfriend

The Marble Rye

[Guest razazteca]

Not sure of the episode name but its the one with Kramer and Newman doing the get rich scheme with the returnable cans or bottles.

 

The puffy pirate shirt episode.

 

Senenity Now, the one where George and his father are selling computers over the phone.

[TheOriginalOrangeGoblin 0]

1. The Opposite

2. The Race

3. The Rye

4. The Contest

5. The Subway

[Guest Bruiser Chong]

In no particular order...

 

1) The Soup Nazi

2) The Rye

3) The Outing

4) The Boyfriend

5) The Junior Mint

 

Those are more my more favorite episodes than top five. I love the show too much to break it down to that few. I also mark for the pop bottle episode just because their destination for the pop bottle exchange happens to be my hometown--Saginaw, MI.

 

And Bob, how can you not like the Festivus episode? Kramer going back to work is enough to get the Bruiser Chong Thumbs Up.

[Guest bravesfan]

I just COULDN'T do a Top 5....so here's a Top 6.

 

6. The Contest

5. The Calzone

4. The Non-Fat Yogurt

3. The Soup Nazi

2. The Race

1. The Marine Biologist

[Guest bob_barron]

In no particular order...

 

1) The Soup Nazi

2) The Rye

3) The Outing

4) The Boyfriend

5) The Junior Mint

 

Those are more my more favorite episodes than top five. I love the show too much to break it down to that few. I also mark for the pop bottle episode just because their destination for the pop bottle exchange happens to be my hometown--Saginaw, MI.

 

And Bob, how can you not like the Festivus episode? Kramer going back to work is enough to get the Bruiser Chong Thumbs Up.

I just never found the whole episode to be very funny.

 

The Wife is a personal favourite because of the scene where they get in trouble for bringing syrup to Monk's.

 

I also had trouble narrowing it down to 5.

[Guest Aero]

Keith Hernandez spitting at George

Firstly, I'll just point out that Keith Hernandez actually spit at Kramer and Newman.

 

(No Particular Order)

 

1. Puerto Rican Day Parade

2. The Bizzaro

3. The Marble Rye

4. The Race

5. (Can't think of the name) The one where Elaine and Susan are killing Independent George.

[Guest Bruiser Chong]

Keith Hernandez spitting at George

Firstly, I'll just point out that Keith Hernandez actually spit at Kramer and Newman.

 

(No Particular Order)

 

1. Puerto Rican Day Parade

2. The Bizzaro

3. The Marble Rye

4. The Race

5. (Can't think of the name) The one where Elaine and Susan are killing Independent George.

And if you'll remember correctly, it turned out to be Roger McDowell who actually spit on them as they did the whole 'JFK' conspiracy theory for this and it was revealed at the end of the episode that McDowell had done it from the grassy knowl (sp?).

 

5. (Can't think of the name) The one where Elaine and Susan are killing Independent George.

 

I believe that was titled the Pool Boy (or Guy, whichever). It was the one where Jerry accidently befriended the pool boy at his health club and Kramer became the "movie time" guy.

[Guest Aero]

Keith Hernandez spitting at George

Firstly, I'll just point out that Keith Hernandez actually spit at Kramer and Newman.

 

(No Particular Order)

 

1. Puerto Rican Day Parade

2. The Bizzaro

3. The Marble Rye

4. The Race

5. (Can't think of the name) The one where Elaine and Susan are killing Independent George.

And if you'll remember correctly, it turned out to be Roger McDowell who actually spit on them as they did the whole 'JFK' conspiracy theory for this and it was revealed at the end of the episode that McDowell had done it from the grassy knowl (sp?).

 

5. (Can't think of the name) The one where Elaine and Susan are killing Independent George.

 

I believe that was titled the Pool Boy (or Guy, whichever). It was the one where Jerry accidently befriended the pool boy at his health club and Kramer became the "movie time" guy.

Oh, yeah, I knew about McDowell, I just worded it wrong. As for the Pool Boy, I loved the part where Jerry is telling Elaine and Susan about Ramon drowning. Susan: "Why didn't YOU give him mouth-to-mouth?" Jerry just gives her a disgusted look. Then there's when George is explaining to Jerry who Independent George is... Movie George, Coffee Shop George, Liar George, Party George. Jerry cuts in, "I love that George!"

 

"Me too... and he's DYING Jerry!"

[Guest Bruiser Chong]

I thought the episode was pretty weak, but Kramer's stuff was great, especially the gag where George was just trying to talk to him, but Kramer was going through the whole movie time spiel. "Why don't you just tell me the name of the movie you want to see?"

 

That reminds me, The Merv Griffin Show is also very close to my top 5 list.

[TheOriginalOrangeGoblin 0]

MErv Griffin show was classic. Especially when Kramer playign the music andi nterruptign their covnersation.

 

And hearing Jim Fowler say "where are the camera's?"

[Guest Vern Gagne]

Not top 5, but ones I didn't see mentioned

 

The episode where George flys to Akron to zing the guy.

 

The broken Wheechair episode.

 

The Chinese Restaurant.

 

The Parking Garage.

 

George tries to get fired and shows up at the meeting wearing a Babe Ruth jersey.

 

 

 

 

The

[Guest Eagan469]

1. The Contest

2. The Puerto Rican Day Parade

3. The Dealership

4. The Voice

5. The Movie

[Guest Fook_Hing_Ho]

Is there no love for the backwards episode when they go to India?

 

"You can stuff your sorries in a sack mister!"

"I still don't know what that means."

[Guest spiny norman]

Yeah, that backwards episode was great. And I have to reitirate the Puerto Rican Day episode.

 

One of my personal favourites that I see missing here is The Limo, where George is mistaken for the leader of the Neo-Nazi group.

 

But I consider the Puerto Rican Day one of the funniest moments in television history. Outside of Basil Fawlty attacking his stalled car with the tree branch.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Outside of Basil Fawlty attacking his stalled car with the tree branch

 

*MARKS OUT.*

 

That show is so goddamn hilarious.

 

I don't know the titles of the episodes so much.

 

The one that starts out with Kramer ranting about punching Mickey Mantle's lights out kills me.

 

Kramer adopts a highway.

 

Kramer gets arrested for being a pimp.

 

One of my personal favourites that I see missing here is The Limo, where George is mistaken for the leader of the Neo-Nazi group

 

Ditto.

 

The Junior Mint, to round off the 5.

[Guest oldschoolwrestling]

1. The Betrayal (Backwards episode) I loved when George and Jerry were on the plane and George kept getting pissed yelling "Ha-ha, funny guy!! Jerry Seinfeld is a funny guy!!!

 

2. The Contest

 

3. The Marine Biologist

 

4. The Seven

 

5. The Opposite

 

6. The Jimmy

 

7. The Fusilli Jerry

 

8. The Abstinence

[Guest Spicy McHaggis]

I seriously couldn't pick. A lot of lesser known eps are funnier.

 

The Contest IS the most memorable one. Soup Nazi has to be there... Marine Biologist also should be there. Independent George is one of my personal faves. I'll go with The Spitter (jfk ep, right?) too.

 

6. The Contest

5. The Spitter

4. Independent George

3. Soup Nazi

2. Marine Biologist

1. Bookman

 

I could make a case for about 10 or 11 other eps. I love this show.

 

EDIT: Bookman is #1.

Edited June 18, 2003 by Spicy McHaggis

[Guest Nevermortal]

Festivus Episode

 

The Meat Slicer Episode

 

Kramer & The Car Salesman Drive on Empty Episode

 

Muffin Tops

 

Little Kicks

[Guest Stavola]

i am a homosexual.

[Guest Stavola]

oh, sorry. i forgot.

 

1. the rye

2. the bizarro jerry

3. the cadillac part 2

4. the cadillac part 1

5. the pool guy

 

it was extremely tough to pick just five. there are a lot of great episodes.

Edited June 16, 2003 by Stavola

[Guest Stavola]

btw, yes i still lurk on this site (be scared).

 

edit: yes, i know this homosexual gimmick is getting old. but the wwe's storylines began to get stale a couple of years ago. that didn't seem to stop them...

 

bow down bitches.

Edited June 16, 2003 by Stavola

[Guest treble charged]

I think my favourite episode may be the one with the 'Helllll-oooo' voice and the giant ball of oil. Not quite sure on the name of it, though (I'm guessing it's 'The Voice' episode, though). Another one is the Merv Griffin episode that people have mentioned before.

 

As much as I like this show, I have a hard time picking out a top 5 list (much like I do The Simpsons). I kind of just catch them in syndication and if something memorable happens, I'll keep watching.

[Guest Spicy McHaggis]

I kind of just catch them in syndication and if something memorable happens, I'll keep watching.

The great thing for Sein addicts like me is I can recall the memorable parts within the 1st minute of the ep.

[Guest HellSpawn]

1. Soup Nazy. Just a Great episode.

2. The Spitter. That JFK thing rule.

3. Bizarro World.

 

I still need to collect my memories for the next 3 but some of your picks are very good.

Edited June 21, 2003 by HellSpawn

[Guest bravesfan]

I think my favourite episode may be the one with the 'Helllll-oooo' voice and the giant ball of oil. Not quite sure on the name of it, though

 

"The Assistant".

[Guest pochorenella]

Which one is "The Seven"?

 

In no particular order:

 

The Backwards episode

Soup Nazi

Helloooo

Serenity Now

When Jerry goes to buy a new car at Puddy's place

 

I'm no good at episode names. This is perhaps my favorite sitcom ever, so it's tough to pick 5. I just put the first ones that came to mind. Can't wait for the DVD release.