The One And Only WWE RAW Thread 6-16-03

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

HHH: "This is my promo timeuh. Get out of the ringuh so that I can.."

*CRASH*

Austin: "WHAT? I SAID WHAT? WHATWHATWHATWHAT"

*I'MMMM BAAAACK*

Bischoff: "Hey, this is cool! Let's have a whole segment where nobody gets to finish a promo! And I say we do it right here in..."

*SKEEEEREEEEECH*

Foley: "Cheap shots are MY gimmick! Right here, in Dallas Texas!!! Now, Missus Foley's baby..."

*CHANCE, YOU GOT NO CHANCE*

Vince: "I'm Vince McMahon, damnit! Ain't nobody gonna interrupt my promo because I am the"

*GOLDBERG DEATH MARCH*

(everyone stares at Goldberg)

Goldberg: ..........

(closeups of Kane, HHH, Austin, Bischoff, Foley, Vince)

Goldberg: ....Uh..... Hey, guys.

(Kane chokes slams everyone to put it out of it's misery)

[NYU 0]

Wait, wait, wait. You forgot to add: RVD walks down the ramp. Trips. Falls. Lays there for the rest of the interview while all of the grown-ups discuss their issues.

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

Also, here's HHH and Kane on the marquee, their names in lights:

 

[Guest CanadianChris]

Remember when RAW threads use to go 35-40 pages?

That was back when exciting things used to happen and everyone would talk about them.

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

So, how will Kane look under the mask?

 

1) Normal

2) Warrior (Ultimate or Road) paint

3) Doink

4) Kane will not unmask as he will... *chuckle* win the title. (hahahahaha)

They could lift the sunglasses gag from "Airplane", and Kane could have like 3 other masks underneath the normal mask. Imagine the hilarity.

 

Well, at least that would be better than the actual match.

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

Well, Im thing its safe to say that Kane wins by DQ next week. HHH doesn't lose his belt, Kane doesn't lose his mask, and they actually might get a decent main event for a RAW in MSG.

 

Its not going to happen, but RVD siding with evil-lootion next week to get HHH DQed wouldn't be a bad way to go in terms of shock. And it isn't like hes gonna be doing anything otherwise.

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

Well, Im thing its safe to say that Kane wins by DQ next week. HHH doesn't lose his belt, Kane doesn't lose his mask, and they actually might get a decent main event for a RAW in MSG.

 

Its not going to happen, but RVD siding with evil-lootion next week to get HHH DQed wouldn't be a bad way to go in terms of shock. And it isn't like hes gonna be doing anything otherwise.

Or, they "debut" Mark Jindrak. They never announced who it is ::coughBaitAndSwitchcough::

[Guest Ace309]

So, wait.

 

RVD took the double nodowa... and then went for the cover?

 

And when that didn't work, the Frenchman *sold* ... having performed the nodowa ... while RVD went for the frogsplash?

 

What the hell was that?!

[Guest JRE]

I think RVD turned it into a double DDT and JR botched the commentary...not sure though.

[Guest Ace309]

Nah, JR didn't botch the commentary. RVD botched the move.

 

Either that, or DDTs are getting increasingly subtle.

[Guest JRE]

Even if/though RVD botched the move....JR still botched the commentary

[Gert T 0]

Randy with the Orton Cutter for 3. Is Foley going to recreate The Union to fight Evolution?

It can't be called that, it's got to be a combination of a lame name plus putting over HHH's group, not Orton himself, so I bet JR calls it the Evolving Door by next week.