Guest Goose749 Report post Posted June 16, 2003 TV TITLE CONTENDERSHIP Tim Dillon vs English Dragon TV TITLE MATCH Jimmy "The Demon" Liston© vs Shawn Tybalt TAG MATCH Cassius Atkinson & Syndicate vs Scott Solomon & David Blazenwing SINGLES MATCH Leo Breslin vs Chris Trepanier WORLD TITLE CONTENDERSHIP SIX-WAY MATCH Aecas vs John Duran vs Manson vs Charlie Matthews vs Viktor Tarakanov vs "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins You can even predict the cancelled event: EVERYONE VS. G0R0 Anyone who predicts against me can fornicate themselves with a barbed wire 2x4. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thuganomics 0 Report post Posted June 16, 2003 Tybalt's going to so win the Television Title. And Mr. Liston, it is impolite to push your strange private practices on others. That's all I have to say. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Goose749 Report post Posted June 16, 2003 (edited) BLAST! DAMN YOU ALL!!! TV TITLE CONTENDERSHIP Tim Dillon vs English Dragon -Dragon TV TITLE MATCH Jimmy "The Demon" Liston© vs Shawn Tybalt -Tybalt, simply because due to unforseen circumstances, I don't have time to write a good match. TAG MATCH Cassius Atkinson & Syndicate vs Scott Solomon & ... -GO FOUR O'S SINGLES MATCH Leo Breslin vs Chris Trepanier -Breslin WORLD TITLE CONTENDERSHIP SIX-WAY MATCH Aecas vs John Duran vs Manson vs Charlie Matthews vs Viktor Tarakanov vs "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins -Too many, hard to say. It could go several ways. Edited June 16, 2003 by Goose749 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Superstar Report post Posted June 16, 2003 No big whoop? You're DAMN RIGHT it is!!!11 TV TITLE CONTENDERSHIP Tim Dillon vs English Dragon ~You think these two would like each other because they're both from France! But blood is thicker than the ocean!! So Dragon uses the Power of the Punch to win just like a certain other bumbling French man in WWWWE! TV TITLE MATCH Jimmy "The Demon" Liston© vs Shawn Tybalt ~Tybalt is about to win but he just can't stop that damn thumb biting so he loses by DQ again! LOL! TAG MATCH Cassius Atkinson & Syndicate vs Scott Solomon & David Blazenwing ~This is actually REALISTIC as when guys no show they literally DON'T SHOW UP. So Solomon is the only one standing in the ring, and everyone laughs! So he just gives the ref the Blaster and walks away making out with some hot chick to prove that he is NOT GAY!!! SINGLES MATCH Leo Breslin vs Chris Trepanier ~Everyone knows that Canananananda sucks so they start a big USA! USA! USA! Chant but then SJL tech guys try to get heel heat so they pipe in a Af-Ghan(is-Tan!) chant and get HUUUUUUGE HEAT and both wrestlers' ear drums get blown up! WORLD TITLE CONTENDERSHIP SIX-WAY MATCH Aecas vs John Duran vs Manson vs Charlie Matthews vs Viktor Tarakanov vs "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins ~Well, Matthews jobs first because he's a fucking joke. Viktor gets SHOT by the Bolsheviks much like Nicholas and Alexandria! Then MANSON shows he's hardcore by jumping off the stage and breaking his neck in 3! And then Aecas and JOHN DURAN battle to a double count-out even though it's against the rules! So Spike Fucking Jenkins wins by default and he becomes the GREATEST SJL CHAMPION EVER™ EVERYONE VS. G0R0 ~G0R0 kills everyone but Cutthroat runs in from the crowd and pins G0R0 with the running reverse inverted uppercut (RAZOR PUNCH)!!!!!!!!!!!! And Cutthroat alone wins it for the SJL as Axis says "THANK YOU THANK YOU GOD BLESS YOU CUTTHROAT, LET ME HAVE YOUR COCK SO I CAN EAT IT ALL I LOVE YOU SO MUCH CUTTHROAT GOD BLESS YOU TO HOLY HEAVEN!!!!!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Aecas Report post Posted June 16, 2003 TV TITLE CONTENDERSHIP Tim Dillon vs English Dragon I'll go for ED as I haven't seen Tim for a while now. TV TITLE MATCH Jimmy "The Demon" Liston© vs Shawn Tybalt I'll probably have to say Mr Tybalt. TAG MATCH Cassius Atkinson & Syndicate vs Scott Solomon & David Blazenwing Solomon, on his own, because he can SINGLES MATCH Leo Breslin vs Chris Trepanier Errrrrrm Leo. WORLD TITLE CONTENDERSHIP SIX-WAY MATCH Aecas vs John Duran vs Manson vs Charlie Matthews vs Viktor Tarakanov vs "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins Who knows? I know that I have to try and write this thing after work hours but I'll give it my best shot. One things for sure, this ain't gonna be petty. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mystery Eskimo Report post Posted June 16, 2003 TV TITLE CONTENDERSHIP Tim Dillon vs English Dragon - Um...England v Ireland rarely ends well for us but here's hoping. TV TITLE MATCH Jimmy "The Demon" Liston© vs Shawn Tybalt - That TV titles bouncing round like...er...a big slippery bouncing thing. Tybalt to continue the trend. TAG MATCH Cassius Atkinson & Syndicate vs Scott Solomon & David Blazenwing - Solomon/Blazenwing, for no reason at all. SINGLES MATCH Leo Breslin vs Chris Trepanier - Leo beat me, I beat Trepaier, so Leo takes this? WORLD TITLE CONTENDERSHIP SIX-WAY MATCH Aecas vs John Duran vs Manson vs Charlie Matthews vs Viktor Tarakanov vs "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins - Grappler or Spike EVERYONE VS. G0R0 everyone superplexes G0R0 and the ring collapses. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Powerplay Report post Posted June 16, 2003 Just to show you guys what "133t sk1llz" G0R0 has, I give you... G0R0 vs. Petro the Clown! _____________________________________________________________________________ OMGODZ!!#!#! A JL PPV!@#!#$@#$ SYNTHIAS: "HI PEOPLES, THIS IS SYNFIA ALONG SIDE MY PARTNER ACIS." CURRY: "HELLOS, AND TONIGHT BEINGS SPECIAL SCAFFOLDS MATCH." NTD: "YEP, A CLOWN FIGHTS GORO ON A HIGH THINGY! IT'S EXCITING CAUSE SOMEONE MIGHTS BEINGS FALLING!" SHEEP: "THE ML BEINGS BEST LEAGUES!" EVERYONE TURNS TOWARDS SHEEP LOOKING WEIRD! SHEEP: "IT IS!" RANDOM CLOWN MUSIC STARTS UP, AND STUFF HAPPENS UNTIL HE IS UP ON A HIGH THING! "SAIL AWAY" BY ENYA HITS, AND THE CROWDS BEINGSKJSK TGOPING CHRASZY WITH SMILES!@!#!# NO CHEERING! JUST SMILES CAUSE PEOPLE KNOW THAT GORO'S BEING HERE!!#!# GORO WALKS OUT WITH A CAN OF CRANBERRY SAUCE, AND A SMILE ON HIS FACE AS HE STARTS EATING SMALL CHILDREN FOR STRENTGHTS, AND WALKING TOWRDAS THE HUGE SCAFFOLDSING! UNLIKE THE CLOWN, GORO LIFTS HIMSELF UP TO THE SCAFFOLDINGS! ACIS: "MORTALLLLL KOMMMMBATTTT" THE CAMERA IS POSITIONED SO THAT IT LOOKS QUITE SIMILAR TO PLAYING AN OLD GAME, AND HUGE LETTERS SAYING "FIGHT" COME ON THE SCREEN. GORO MOVES IN CLOSE, AS THE CLOWN JUMPS AWAY BEINGS SCARED. GORO UNLEASHES A PUNCH, AND A PUNCH, FOLLOWED BY A JUMPING PUNCH TOWARDS THE CLOWN AND HE HITS THE GROUND! ACIS: "UP UP" CURRY: "DOWN DOWN" MR. G: "LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT!" SYNFIA: "B A!" THE CLOWN SHOOTS TOYS OUT OF HIS MOUTH TOWARDS GORO, AND IT LOOKS LIKE THERE IS NO HOPE IN SIGHT! WE BEINGS THINKING GORO MIGHT BE DEAD!!@!!!#@#@#@#@#@#!# THE CLOWN TRIES TO NO SELL GORO BEING DEAD, BUT IT DOESN'T WORK AND HE BEILEVES IT! GORO STANDS UP AND DOES A 78 HIT COMBO ON THE CLOWN! FINISH HIM GORO GRABS AHOLD OF THE CLOWN, AND USING ALL OF HIS ARMS POUNDS ON THE CHEST OF THE CLOWN UNTIL HE IS LIMP, AND THOWRSWS HIM OFF THE SCAFFOLDINGS! OMGODZ! GORO BEINGS YOUR WINNER! EVERYONE WATCHES THE CLOWN TO SEE IF HE NO SELLS THE FALL. ............. THE CLOWN NO SELLS! OMGODZ!#!!#!#!@##$!$ GORO JUMPS DOWN FROM THE SCAFFOLDING AND DOES 22 GERMAN SUPLEXES IN A ROW ON THE CLOWN, STEPPING BACK TO SEE IF THE CLOWN SELLS IT! ............... THE CLOWN NO SELLS! OMGOGZ!!#@#!@$!#$@$!$!%$%!$ GORO DECIDES TO GO HAVE POPCORN WITH THE CLOWN SINCE HE DOESN'T WANT TO SELL ANYTHING, SO GORO PATS THE CLOWN ON THE BACK SIGNIFYING A GOOD MATCH! WAIT... THE LIGHT PAT ON THE BACK SENDS THE CLOWN TO THE MAT! HE'S SELLING THE PAT ON THE BACK!!#@##@#$# GORO CHEERS, AND THE CROWD SMILES IN APPROVAL!#!#!$#!$ AFTER THE PPV, GORO TAKES THE ENTIRE AUDIENCE OUT FOR COOKIES AND MILK, WHEN ASKED WHY HE EATS SMALL CHILDREN FOR STRENGTH, GORO HAD THESE REMARKS GORO: "WHAT WAS THE QUESTION?" HAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAH THAT CRAZY GORO! HE BEINGS CURIOUSLY STRONG WRESTLER! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Superstar Report post Posted June 16, 2003 Bless you, Judge. I haven't laughed that hard in OMG CENTIRUZ AND G0R0 MKZ ME SMILEZ BEUASE I LIKE TEH G0R0 AND HIM MUSIC!!!!!!`32$@#$# Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Insanityman Report post Posted June 16, 2003 TV TITLE CONTENDERSHIP Tim Dillon vs English Dragon ~I suck. ED doesn't. English Dragon to win. TV TITLE MATCH Jimmy "The Demon" Liston© vs Shawn Tybalt ~Jimmy to retain. TAG MATCH Cassius Atkinson & Syndicate vs Scott Solomon & David Blazenwing ~Cassius Syndicate. SINGLES MATCH Leo Breslin vs Chris Trepanier ~Ooohhh, Chris by a slight bit. WORLD TITLE CONTENDERSHIP SIX-WAY MATCH Aecas vs John Duran vs Manson vs Charlie Matthews vs Viktor Tarakanov vs "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins ~Eck! No clue, but I'll say Aecas or Matthews. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rawknight 0 Report post Posted June 16, 2003 TV TITLE CONTENDERSHIP Tim Dillon vs English Dragon it's the Boyne in wrestling from! Dillon TV TITLE MATCH Jimmy "The Demon" Liston© vs Shawn Tybalt Teh Demon! TAG MATCH Cassius Atkinson & Syndicate vs Scott Solomon & David Blazenwing oooh fun... Solly and Blazenwing SINGLES MATCH Leo Breslin vs Chris Trepanier Teh Bres' WORLD TITLE CONTENDERSHIP SIX-WAY MATCH Aecas vs John Duran vs Manson vs Charlie Matthews vs Viktor Tarakanov vs "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins Grappler or Duran, maybe. Close call though. You can even predict the cancelled event: EVERYONE VS. G0R0 G0r0 amz eatingz teh r0ster for strengthz Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest emerald_fusion Report post Posted June 17, 2003 TV TITLE CONTENDERSHIP Tim Dillon vs English Dragon -> Tim Dillon TV TITLE MATCH Jimmy "The Demon" Liston© vs Shawn Tybalt -> Shawn Tybalt TAG MATCH Cassius Atkinson & Syndicate vs Scott Solomon & David Blazenwing -> Scott Solomon & David Blazenwing SINGLES MATCH Leo Breslin vs Chris Trepanier -> Chris Trepanier WORLD TITLE CONTENDERSHIP SIX-WAY MATCH Aecas vs John Duran vs Manson vs Charlie Matthews vs Viktor Tarakanov vs "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins -> "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins You can even predict the cancelled event: EVERYONE VS. G0R0 -> G0R0 of course. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Crowe Report post Posted June 17, 2003 TV TITLE CONTENDERSHIP Tim Dillon vs English Dragon ~ Dillon, just because. TV TITLE MATCH Jimmy "The Demon" Liston© vs Shawn Tybalt ~ THE DDDDEEEEEMMMMMOOOOOONNNNNNN!!! to retain his belt and to become the god of thunder. TAG MATCH Cassius Atkinson & Syndicate vs Scott Solomon & David Blazenwing ~ Sigh. Solomon to win because he's only one showing I think. Though, if Syndicate shows, I think he can take it. SINGLES MATCH Leo Breslin vs Chris Trepanier ~ Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Trepanier, because he's Canadian. WORLD TITLE CONTENDERSHIP SIX-WAY MATCH Aecas vs John Duran vs Manson vs Charlie Matthews vs Viktor Tarakanov vs "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins ~ THE KING OF THE WORLD OWNS YOU ALL!! You can even predict the cancelled event: EVERYONE VS. G0R0 ~ Pfft. Everyone. G0R0 is overrated. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
