Ok guys, let's have a WWE "writing session"...

[Guest Downhome]

Ok, more specificly, let's book the HHH/Kane match. It's obvious as fuck, so let's just get this thread out of the way...

 

...the HHH/Kane match begins, la la la, a ref bump takes place, la la la, RVD comes out and takes out Kane turning heel thus joining Evolution, la la la, HHH pins Kane, la la la, post-match Orton/Flair/HHH/RVD all join together to unmask Kane showing his face for the first time, la la la, they all annouce that his real name is Glen Jacobs, la la la, the show goes off with Jim Ross having an orgasm over the scene as Evolution holds Kane's head back as he's on the mat showing his face, as he bleeds like a stuck pig, la la la.

 

That'll do it for this writing session, I'll see you guys next week.

 

Sincerely,

...Downhome...

[Guest AndrewTS]

Even Positively Downhome knows what's going to happen.

[Guest Zack Malibu]

I say that in a best-case scenario, the debut of Jindrak is set for next week, as he helps Trips win despite several near falls from Kane.

 

Worst case (and very likely) scenario-Jindrak and/or any Evolution member runs in, allowing Kane to win, Trips to keep the title, and Kane to keep the mask. Unless they are going to give us a transitional Kane win for a few weeks, that's what I see as most likely.

[Guest AM The Kid]

Umm.....hey....Vince...I was just wondering if I could put my thoughts in the Lance Storm segments?.....what? Oh. Well...how about he ya know, gets pushed? No, you havent done that before...no that was Chris Benoit...no that was Jericho...nope, Bret Hart?...NO.

[Guest Downhome]

If we wanted to do this the right way, we'd have fucking waited the day of the show, sorry about that!

 

We can look at RVD joining, IF he does, which would only make sense in terms of storyline as he has the history with Kane as Mark f'n Jindrak coming out of nowhere would make even LESS sense, in two ways. The first being that they are giving RVD a rub by having him be a cocky heel (as he should be in my eyes) or two...

 

...putting him with HHH so HHH doesn't have to face RVD.

[Guest Zack Malibu]

RVD joining would be a career killing move. Precisely why they'd try it. However, given that they need an "enforcer" type and not another cocky bastard in the stable, I'm running with the Jindrak rumor. He doesn't need history with Kane, as his name will be "established" by being the guy who helped get the mask off him. The "make a big impact upon debut" type of angle like that is the perfect fit for building up a new Evolution star.

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

Meltz is sayin Jindrak - he said Batista and Orton before, I'm stick with Dave.

[Guest Downhome]

If RVD isn't the one that turns, I wonder if him and good ol' normal Glen will be buddies still. Hell, maybe we'll get some "outstanding" promos and video packages of RVD training Glen to be "cool", just like RVD!

[B. Brian Brunzell 0]

But Zack, how many "big impact debuts" have the WWF fucked up in the last year? Who's to say this one won't fail either? If it happens, that is.

[Guest Downhome]

I think setting this up for Mark F'N Jindrak is just a mistake. I mean, who really will give a damn? To me, they are making this new member sound important and really meaningfull, if Jindrak comes out the fans might just boo him out of the building.

 

Or better yet, they'll continue with the "boring" chant that they brilliantly put into the fan's head.

[Guest Zack Malibu]

But Zack, how many "big impact debuts" have the WWF fucked up in the last year? Who's to say this one won't fail either? If it happens, that is.

This is true. I'm not saying the debut will go off without a hitch, but they need another big kid for Kane to feud with on this new face run, and Jindrak suits the mold. At least my fear of Test joining tonight went unanswered.

[Guest Zack Malibu]

I think setting this up for Mark F'N Jindrak is just a mistake. I mean, who really will give a damn? To me, they are making this new member sound important and really meaningfull, if Jindrak comes out the fans might just boo him out of the building.

 

Or better yet, they'll continue with the "boring" chant that they brilliantly put into the fan's head.

Because the WWE, as shown before time and time again, are idiots, DH. Sure, Mark Jindrak is best known as one-half of a midcard tag team during WCW's final curtain, but he was still a decent worker. They can pass him off as the Evolution "diamond in the rough" if they set it up right. Remember, fan perception comes from how people are portrayed many times...they may have no clue who Jindrak is, but then again, this is his "first time appearance" to the marks, who most likely won't remember his WCW past. So if they run him off as a hot new thing, hopefully it'll take.

[Guest jester]

If they add RVD to Evolution, I think it might actually resurge his popularity.

 

They will be forced to use him more, and since he's with HHH, he'll probably start picking up wins.

 

Unless they delegate him to doing Randy Orton's laundry, which is entirely possible.

[B. Brian Brunzell 0]

At least my fear of Test joining tonight went unanswered.

That's very true. But, they could punish all of us and skip Jindrak and actually use Test, as he fits the "big young gun" mold as well.

[Guest Downhome]

Well sue me, but I thnk the BEST thing that could happen is RVD joining. I mean, they sure are pushing Orton by being in this group. It would give the guy a lot of exposure, he'd be someone the fans would just LOVE to hate, he'll actually be doing something finally, he can finally be the cocky heel he should have been a long time ago in WWE, and he at least makes sense in terms of having something to do with Kane at all.

[Guest jester]

Well sue me, but I thnk the BEST thing that could happen is RVD joining. I mean, they sure are pushing Orton by being in this group. It would give the guy a lot of exposure, he'd be someone the fans would just LOVE to hate, he'll actually be doing something finally, he can finally be the cocky heel he should have been a long time ago in WWE, and he at least makes sense in terms of having something to do with Kane at all.

I think it could be a good thing too, but I think it won't work the way they want. I think the fans will start cheering for RVD like they did when he first came in.

[Guest Smell the ratings!!!]

Jindrak will run in for the DQ, the fans will throw garbage, Orton will give RVD a Diamond Cutter, fans chant "boring".

 

Ta Da.

[Guest Steviekick]

RVD would still get cheered for, HHH would get jealous, and we'd be treated to 9 months of HHH as a face.

 

No one wants that.

[Guest Downhome]

Well sue me, but I thnk the BEST thing that could happen is RVD joining. I mean, they sure are pushing Orton by being in this group. It would give the guy a lot of exposure, he'd be someone the fans would just LOVE to hate, he'll actually be doing something finally, he can finally be the cocky heel he should have been a long time ago in WWE, and he at least makes sense in terms of having something to do with Kane at all.

I think it could be a good thing too, but I think it won't work the way they want. I think the fans will start cheering for RVD like they did when he first came in.

Not if they...well...you know...booked it properly.

[Guest The Czech Republic]

Wait, how did they write Batista out of Evolution, if they ever did?

[Guest Downhome]

Wait, how did they write Batista out of Evolution, if they ever did?

He got hurt, along with Orton, and they never mentioned his being "kicked out" or anything like that, at all.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

Evolution. Test. EOS.

 

[Guest Choken One]

If he joins...Test that is...

 

He needs to be called

 

Andrew Martin...

 

Ric Flair

Hunter Hearst Helmsley

Randy Orton

TEST

 

Doesn't really work with it ya know...

 

Why would H care anyways? He seen Kane maskless before anyways...

[Guest The Czech Republic]

Wait, how did they write Batista out of Evolution, if they ever did?

He got hurt, along with Orton, and they never mentioned his being "kicked out" or anything like that, at all.

Yeah I know they all got hurt, thus, Anglesault's "Evolution is across the hall" line.

 

But they brought back Orton recently, but not Batista. So I was just wondering if they gave a reason as to why the other guy didn't come back.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

HHH could beat Kane, unmask him, then tell him that he helped him. The mask was nothing but a throwback to a past he needed to move on from. He has now evolved and should become a member of Evolution.

 

Kane would then accept and this would start a RVD/Evolution feud. The next month would see HHH throwing Kane in RVD's way of getting a World Title shot. RVD would finally beat Kane and earn a World Title shot. At SummerSlam RVD gets a World Title shot and wins.

 

How's that for booking?

[Guest Lightning Flik]

HHH could beat Kane, unmask him, then tell him that he helped him. The mask was nothing but a throwback to a past he needed to move on from. He has now evolved and should become a member of Evolution.

 

Kane would then accept and this would start a RVD/Evolution feud. The next month would see HHH throwing Kane in RVD's way of getting a World Title shot. RVD would finally beat Kane and earn a World Title shot. At SummerSlam RVD gets a World Title shot and wins.

 

How's that for booking?

Uh, Parka. That helps ELEVATE RVD.

 

HHH is trying to squash his existance. Remember that.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Hey it is FANTASY booking I did.

 

This thread was about booking a BETTER WWE.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

HHH could beat Kane, unmask him, then tell him that he helped him. The mask was nothing but a throwback to a past he needed to move on from. He has now evolved and should become a member of Evolution.

 

Kane would then accept and this would start a RVD/Evolution feud. The next month would see HHH throwing Kane in RVD's way of getting a World Title shot. RVD would finally beat Kane and earn a World Title shot. At SummerSlam RVD gets a World Title shot and wins.

 

How's that for booking?

Nah, RVD will become Heat jobber Robert Vee. He will be in black tights and job fast.

[Guest Lightning Flik]

Hey it is FANTASY booking I did.

 

This thread was about booking a BETTER WWE.

Simple. I would've booked that Triple H did get that World title handed to him in the first place, then have him lose it out to RVD.

 

Sure, it's fucking suicide, but so is what the WWE is doing now.

[Guest subliminal_animal]

To me, they are making this new member sound important and really meaningfull, if Jindrak comes out the fans might just boo him out of the building.

Of course they will. Triple H and his jerk friends are all jerks, and that's what they deserve.