Guest The Czech Republic Posted June 17, 2003 Report Posted June 17, 2003 I stuck this in NHB, with an ambiguous title, where nobody was so I'll give it a shot here. Bah gawd, I'm your Raw announcer I always talk like I'm wigged out on BBQ sauce I wear a stupid cowboy hat everywhere I go My job is to help destroy What's left of your love for wrestling By feeding you endless doses Of run-in-laden mindless segments So don't make signs Be benign Be a sheep to our choices And buy all our shit If we have our way even you will believe This is the future of sports-entertainment! WWE get off the air!!!!!!! How far will you go How low will you stoop To tranquilize our minds with your main-event style You've turned a once-great business Into one that calls for healing Making sure nobody's left to break through that glass ceiling WWE Get off the WWE Get off the WWE Get off the air Get off the air See the latest has-beens from the ten years ago Take up time to do their act As they rehash an old plot There's something I don't like About a hoss with skinny legs Another wasted million From some schmuck who used to care WWE Get off the WWE Get off the WWE Get off the air Get off the air And so it was Our beloved corporate Vinnie Claimed he created pro wrestling Allowing the WWE to sink as low in one year As WCW did in 9 "It's the brand extension," he says "It's World Wrestling Entertainment, anything can happen!" But you've got a lot of nerve To call yourself a success When everything you've tried with no wrestling Has fallen apart. Hollywood soap opera writers Instead of established bookers Call all the shots at wrestling companies now The lowest common denominator rules Forget workrate Forget well-written angles The dumbest buy the mostest That's the name of the game But sales are slumping And no one will say why Could it be they put out one too many lousy pay-per-views?!? WWE-Get off the air! NOW
Guest Nevermortal Posted June 17, 2003 Report Posted June 17, 2003 Meh. But I'll give you points for an attempt. I once wrote a DK parody of "Chemical Warfare", with the subject matter being about popular online roleplaying game Asheron's Call.
Guest JRE Posted June 17, 2003 Report Posted June 17, 2003 Total meh. I certainly don't want WWE off air either.
Guest RavishingRickRudo Posted June 17, 2003 Report Posted June 17, 2003 WWE-gad, This shit's bad; Worse than before. WWEnough, This shit's rough; About to make me snore. You swing and you miss You unzip and piss, On we, the few and loyal. Fake Tits, Bad Skits, It makes my blood boil. Vince McMahon, There's no plan? Say that it's not true. That you've lost your mind, and you can't find, The proper fixing glue. It's not that hard, In this regard To make a better show. Just take a listen And See what you're missin, The fans will let you know. But You won't listen to me, Or we, Cause your head is up your ass. See I'm just a fan, And not a McMahon, Though my words are clear as glass. So let your empire fall, but stand tall And know this. That when you're down and in my town I won't even waste the piss.
Guest Lord of The Curry Posted June 17, 2003 Report Posted June 17, 2003 *Throws down the double-clutch*
Guest Lord of The Curry Posted June 17, 2003 Report Posted June 17, 2003 *marks for Rob's new avatar* *marks for cartoons that are "Powered By The Cheat" * *marks for Bubs as the wheelchair* *last, but not least, marks for "Heeeeeey Steeeeeve" *
Adam Posted June 17, 2003 Report Posted June 17, 2003 *wonders just what Lord is marking out so much for*
Guest Mik at Cornell Posted June 17, 2003 Report Posted June 17, 2003 Homestar runner. It's a funny website....especially check out Strong Bad emails. www.homestarrunner.com
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