Here's something that Raw inspired me to write

[Guest The Czech Republic]

I stuck this in NHB, with an ambiguous title, where nobody was so I'll give it a shot here.

 

 

 

Bah gawd, I'm your Raw announcer

I always talk like I'm wigged out on BBQ sauce

I wear a stupid cowboy hat everywhere I go

 

My job is to help destroy

What's left of your love for wrestling

By feeding you endless doses

Of run-in-laden mindless segments

 

So don't make signs

Be benign

Be a sheep to our choices

And buy all our shit

If we have our way even you will believe

This is the future of sports-entertainment!

 

WWE get off the air!!!!!!!

 

How far will you go

How low will you stoop

To tranquilize our minds with your main-event style

 

You've turned a once-great business

Into one that calls for healing

Making sure nobody's left to break through that glass ceiling

 

WWE Get off the

WWE Get off the

WWE Get off the air

Get off the air

 

See the latest has-beens from the ten years ago

Take up time to do their act

As they rehash an old plot

There's something I don't like

About a hoss with skinny legs

Another wasted million

From some schmuck who used to care

 

WWE Get off the

WWE Get off the

WWE Get off the air

Get off the air

 

And so it was

Our beloved corporate Vinnie

Claimed he created pro wrestling

Allowing the WWE to sink as low in one year

As WCW did in 9

"It's the brand extension," he says

"It's World Wrestling Entertainment, anything can happen!"

But you've got a lot of nerve

To call yourself a success

When everything you've tried with no wrestling

Has fallen apart.

 

Hollywood soap opera writers

Instead of established bookers

Call all the shots at wrestling companies now

The lowest common denominator rules

 

Forget workrate

Forget well-written angles

The dumbest buy the mostest

That's the name of the game

 

But sales are slumping

And no one will say why

Could it be they put out one too many lousy pay-per-views?!?

 

WWE-Get off the air!

NOW

[Guest mickberna]

Meh.

[Guest Nevermortal]

Meh. But I'll give you points for an attempt.

 

I once wrote a DK parody of "Chemical Warfare", with the subject matter being about popular online roleplaying game Asheron's Call.

[Guest JRE]

Total meh.

 

I certainly don't want WWE off air either.

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

WWE-gad,

This shit's bad;

Worse than before.

WWEnough,

This shit's rough;

About to make me snore.

 

You swing and you miss

You unzip and piss,

On we, the few and loyal.

Fake Tits,

Bad Skits,

It makes my blood boil.

 

Vince McMahon,

There's no plan?

Say that it's not true.

That you've lost your mind,

and you can't find,

The proper fixing glue.

 

It's not that hard,

In this regard

To make a better show.

Just take a listen

And See what you're missin,

The fans will let you know.

 

But You won't listen to me,

Or we,

Cause your head is up your ass.

See I'm just a fan,

And not a McMahon,

Though my words are clear as glass.

 

So let your empire fall,

but stand tall

And know this.

That when you're down

and in my town

I won't even waste the piss.

[Guest Lord of The Curry]

*Throws down the double-clutch*

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

You're no Jello Biafra

[Guest Lord of The Curry]

*marks for Rob's new avatar*

 

*marks for cartoons that are "Powered By The Cheat" *

 

*marks for Bubs as the wheelchair*

 

*last, but not least, marks for "Heeeeeey Steeeeeve" *

[Adam 0]

*wonders just what Lord is marking out so much for*

[Guest Mik at Cornell]

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