Cannibalism

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I think I'd eat a person, although I wouldn't go out of my way to do so. I wouldn't kill anyone just because I'm a bit peckish, either.

If it were a matter of survival, look the fuck out, soup's on.

[Guest William E]

Nope sorry, would rather eat whatever animals that lives at where I am stranded. I don't care if it's a fucking Polar Bear.

[Guest netslob]

i would, but this city has some weird, ancient, arcane laws about killing human beings and eating them. Nazis.

[Guest Bosstones Fan]

My first thought when I saw the choices was to channel Norm MacDonald doing his Burt Reynolds on SNL during a Celebrity Jeopardy skit:

 

"Why don't you give me apetit for $200?"

 

Ahem.

 

But to answer the question, yes, if my own survival was at stake, I would eat a human, providing they were already dead.

[Guest razazteca]

Death Metal has corrupted your fragile little mind.

[Guest El Satanico]

I'd try it and wouldn't think twice about it.

 

If it's cooked properly and doesn't involve hunting your meal, I'd have no problem with it at all.

 

It's no different than eating a cow.

[Guest Bannable Offense]

If I'm desperate to stay alive I'll eat one of the recently deceased. I'd have to chop the head off and toss it somewhere to depersonalize the experience though.

[Guest Insanityman]

It'd had to be one of those deals were I'm in the Andes- I'm the last one and everyone is dead... and I have some sweet and sour sauce and a good grill- I dunno, even if it was for my survival, I'd be hesitant.

[Guest Choken One]

No Problem...as long as I have no personal connection with said person

[Guest La Parka Es Mi Papa]

Oh, without a doubt. I'd imagine that human flesh is rather tasty.

[Guest The Czech Republic]

Maybe for my funeral I'll have a Czech Republic cookout, where, provided I die in grade-A condition, my friends and family can eat my tasty flesh to absorb my greatness through osmosis. As for impersonality, I'd have my severed head as the centerpiece at the head table, with an apple in my mouth and a smile on my face.

[Guest caboose]

I'm not saying I would.

 

But then I'm not saying I wouldn't.

 

Never say Never.

[Guest kkktookmybabyaway]

Normally I'd stay away from finger sandwiches, but never say never...

[Murmuring Beast]

Do we get bread or baps?

[Guest Downhome]

I'd do just about anything to live, including eating another person, or even parts of myself.

[Guest Nevermortal]

I must say, I would definitely eat someone if the situation called for it.

 

But hey, I chew on my fingers (habit...) all the time and it tastes kinda salty.

[Murmuring Beast]

I like the taste of my fingers. Sadly I need them to my daily stuff.

[Guest Nevermortal]

I like the taste of my fingers. Sadly I need them to my daily stuff.

I'm comfortable workin' on some nubbins.

[Guest Vern Gagne]

I've eaten that little bit of skin around your fingernails before. Does that count?

[Murmuring Beast]

I do that all the time and it tastes greeeeeeeat.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

[Guest kkktookmybabyaway]

llllllet's build a snowman...

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

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We can make him our best friend...

[Guest jimmy no nose]

I don't think I'd be able to do it. I don't know having never been in a situation that would call for it, but if I was I'd probably have to find another source of food.

[Guest redbaron51]

Bon Appetite

[Guest nl5xsk1]

there's an interesting story about a Japanese guy that was so infatuated with a Dutch girl that he killed and ate her. After serving his time (I can't remember if it was in jail or in an institution) he went back to Japan, and how was he received? He's a celebrity, gets to be in porno flicks and treated like royalty.

 

So, yes, I'd eat someone and then go live the high life in Japan.

 

(and I'd have included the guys name if I wasn't too lazy to look it up. It's Issei or something like that)

[Guest KingOfOldSchool]

there's an interesting story about a Japanese guy that was so infatuated with a Dutch girl that he killed and ate her.  After serving his time (I can't remember if it was in jail or in an institution) he went back to Japan, and how was he received?  He's a celebrity, gets to be in porno flicks and treated like royalty.

 

So, yes, I'd eat someone and then go live the high life in Japan.

 

(and I'd have included the guys name if I wasn't too lazy to look it up.  It's Issei or something like that)

I was watching something on HBO about murderers and cannibals a while ago.

 

One segment featured some Japanese guy living in another country, and he had a girlfriend. He literally wanted to 'taste' his girlfriend, in an effort to be closer to her. So he killed her and ate her. He was institutionalized, but due to a hang up in the court system, he became free and was allowed to go back home to Japan. I don't know if it's the same guy as in your story, but it very well could be.

 

As for me, I think I could eat someone else if it was a desperate life or death situation, like in the plane crash example. I mean, at the very least, I wouldn't want to die of starvation, since that's probably one of the worst ways to die. But I don't know if I would be able to live with myself afterwards.

[Murmuring Beast]

Yea, I've heard stories like the above too. One guy killed his girlfriend, chopped her head off and boiled it with pasta.

 

No need for tomato sauce then. *rimshot*

[Guest Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye]

Not that I know much about this sort of thing......