Who says huffing butane is bad?

[Guest Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye]

Man eats own toes

 

An Austrian man cut off his toes, fried them up and ate them between two slices of bread after getting high sniffing butane gas.

 

When ambulance men arrived he offered to share his meal with them, passing over a toe and saying: "It tastes like chicken, do you want some, there's a few still left over."

 

Police said the 35-year-old suddenly became very hungry after sniffing the gas and had searched all his kitchen cupboards, but found nothing to eat.

 

Grabbing a kitchen knife he cut off his toes on his left foot and dropped them in the frying pan.

 

The man's sister called the police when she walked into the kitchen and saw him making the toe sandwich.

 

By the time ambulance men arrived there was little of the hacked-off toes left and a spokesman said: "What there was, was too badly burned to re-attach."

 

A police spokesman added: "He told the ambulance men that he had more toes than he needed and didn't think he would notice if he got rid of a few."

 

He was taken to a hospital in Steyr where he is recovering from his injuries.

 

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_79152...u=news.quirkies

[Agent_Bond34 0]

Wow, just wow.

 

I dunno whether to feel sorry for the guy, or laugh at him for being a complete idiot.

[Guest Fook_Hing_Ho]

I do.

 

*laughs at the guy for being a complete idiot*

[Guest SweetNSexyDiva]

UGH! That is disgusting! Damn... just stay away from the fumes!

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

A police spokesman added: "He told the ambulance men that he had more toes than he needed and didn't think he would notice if he got rid of a few."

Ha!

[Guest The Old Me]

That is fucking retarded.

[Guest Eagan469]

drugs are bad, MmKay?

[Guest nl5xsk1]

I never knew huffing gave you the munchies.

 

Damn, you really do learn something new every day.

[Guest jimmy no nose]

Well are toes really necessary? Seriously, what do they do? I might eat mine if I'm hungry.

[Guest Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye]

If you have no toes, your ass falls down every time you take a step.

 

 

This guy is definitely gonna be in the hospital for a long time after he recovers from his foot troubles.

 

Imagine the hilarity if this guy had some kids around him at the time.

[Guest The Czech Republic]

I think your pinky toes are crucial and prevent you from losing balance. Otherwise I guess your foot walks in a circle and you land on your ass. A guy I know (not CWM) lost his big toe in a lumberjacking accident in Vancouver but he can still walk.

[Guest BaldFish]

What an idiot.

 

You don't fry toes--you BAKE 'em.

[Guest The Metal Maniac]

Personally, I hope his feet are now so hideous that no woman will ever go near him, so he can never, ever breed.

[Agent_Bond34 0]

I never knew huffing gave you the munchies.

Yeah, I know, especially for your own toes, too!

[Guest hardyz1]

I find toes are best when sauteed in a white wine sauce.

[Guest Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye]

Just in case this kinda thread has made you curious.....about that.....lol

[Guest Ravenbomb]

*Smacks the guy for being a retard*