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Guest HBK16
Posted

First Flyboy then Kotz, now me!! Thats right a car accident. Not in my Escalade though thank God. It was in my dad's old car, Civic. I was making a left turn, stopped at the light to let someone else go and did my left turn and a car hit me on the passenger side. it was of course my fault. The whole passenger side is gone to hell. The front and back door went in about 8 inches. My girlfriend was in the front passenger and amazingly only got a scaratch on her elbow. The police, AAA and the lady who hit me were in disbelief. I wasnt injured. The car got toed to my parent's house. At that time I was pissed not mainlu cuz I crashed but because I did something that could have seriously injured my girlfriend and right now very hard for me to deal with it. If my girlfriend was hurt I dont know what I would have done. I dont think I would be here right now. The only injury I have to me is a few stitches to my hand. When the car was at my parents house, I was just examing it, got pissed off, punched right through the windshield. Fucked up my hand pretty bad. I am going to get pictures of it really soon. I took them and I am going to my friend's house to scan them. As for the car, its dump material now.

Guest Nevermortal
Posted

I almost got into a car accident today myself.

 

I was going to Hollywood video, and before Hollywood video there's this road that leads you out of a Bank's drive thru. Suddenly, this assfuck decides to not stop at the place before it merges to the main road because they're looking at their checkbook. I had to swerve to avoid hitting this bitch, and I honked my horn like mad.

 

I also suck at backing out of things, so I almost hit a parked car doing that today. It sucked.

Guest BifEverchad
Posted

Looks like HBK16 pulled a Goldberg...

 

Happy Smashing!

Guest MaxPower27
Posted

Hm.

 

It seems that every time that HBK16 makes a post, I find myself thinking that he's an even bigger idiot than I thought he was previously.

Guest MarvinisaLunatic
Posted

Hmm.

 

I wonder who's next?

 

*cue ominous music*

Guest Smell the ratings!!!
Posted

It's only funny untill someone dies.

 

Am I joking?

 

*cue ominous music*

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

Oops. I seem to have started a rather destructive trend of very damaging yet injury free automobile accidents.

 

I'll have pictures of my car soon also.

Guest Vern Gagne
Posted

Hope this doesn't mean your days of racing are over.

Guest TheGame2705
Posted
Hm.

 

It seems that every time that HBK16 makes a post, I find myself thinking that he's an even bigger idiot than I thought he was previously.

You and me both.

Guest Nevermortal
Posted

I seriously hope its not me, I gotta go on the Highway today, and quite frankly, that place makes me nervous.

 

Fuck. I'm fucked.

Guest HBK16
Posted
Hm.

 

It seems that every time that HBK16 makes a post, I find myself thinking that he's an even bigger idiot than I thought he was previously.

It seems that everytime you make a post in my threads you seem like an eveen bigger dick.

Guest MaxPower27
Posted
Hm.

 

It seems that every time that HBK16 makes a post, I find myself thinking that he's an even bigger idiot than I thought he was previously.

It seems that everytime you make a post in my threads you seem like an eveen bigger dick.

 

EDIT:

 

Wait, why am I a dick? Because I laugh at you when you get in such a fit of rage that you punch a fucking windshield and get your hand all fucked up?

 

Maybe if you'd think before doing some of the stupid crap that you've done, you wouldn't be in a predicament like this, or trying to appear more noteworthy with some of this hilarious crap.

Guest nl5xsk1
Posted

If a car is T-boned while making a left hand turn, it's normally that persons fault for cutting off the car that was going straight.

 

"but they were speeding!" is what the driver of the hit car normally defends with. But you still put your vehicle in their way, and thus it's your fault. So, I have no remorse or sympathy -- hopefully the driver of the car that smacked yours is a poster and we can get their side of the story.

 

And having said all that, I'm glad no one got hurt.

Guest HBK16
Posted
Hm.

 

It seems that every time that HBK16 makes a post, I find myself thinking that he's an even bigger idiot than I thought he was previously.

It seems that everytime you make a post in my threads you seem like an eveen bigger dick.

 

EDIT:

 

Wait, why am I a dick? Because I laugh at you when you get in such a fit of rage that you punch a fucking windshield and get your hand all fucked up?

 

Maybe if you'd think before doing some of the stupid crap that you've done, you wouldn't be in a predicament like this, or trying to appear more noteworthy with some of this hilarious crap.

I dont get why I am an idiot. What else have I said that made you say that? I was in a car accident. I punched the windshiled because I wa smad. I needed to vent and that was the only thing there that I can smash. Yeah I wasnt thinking but when I could have seriously hurt my girlfriend cuz I was careless I tend to get a little mad. So sue me.

 

 

nl5xsk1- I didnt say it wasnt my fault and I dont need someone to tell me it was mine. I know well enough that it was my fault. As for her speeding, I dont think she was. She tried to stop. There were skid marks on the road.

Guest Smell the ratings!!!
Posted
Hope this doesn't mean your days of racing are over.

:lol:

Guest hardyz1
Posted

I was in two car accidents within a month of getting my license. Haven't had one in 18 months. Came close once when my GMC Jimmy blew up on the interstate during whiteout conditions and I went up on a snowbank.

 

And then my mom hit a pregnant deer with my car. Knocked the baby right out of it.

Guest DawnBTVS
Posted
And then my mom hit a pregnant deer with my car. Knocked the baby right out of it.

Oh......My........God! :huh: :(

Guest HBK16
Posted
And then my mom hit a pregnant deer with my car. Knocked the baby right out of it.

Thats pretty sick. It would have been a horrible site

Guest Smell the ratings!!!
Posted
And then my mom hit a pregnant deer with my car. Knocked the baby right out of it.

FUCKING AWESOME.

 

 

what?

Guest hardyz1
Posted
Thats pretty sick. It would have been a horrible site

Yeah, I wish I could've seen it. Unforunately, all I got to see was the blood on the hood.

Guest Memoirs of an Invisible Chevy
Posted

This guy is a gimmick poster. He has gotten far too greedy with his 'bad ass' stories of blood, guts, alcohol poisoning, mall bannings, ect... and the fact he continues to brag about them all. If this guy isn't a gimmick poster than he should be. If he is actually a serious poster, I pity him.

Guest Flyboy
Posted
And then my mom hit a pregnant deer with my car.  Knocked the baby right out of it.

FUCKING AWESOME.

My thoughts exactly.

Guest BobBacklundRules
Posted
And then my mom hit a pregnant deer with my car. Knocked the baby right out of it.

Ralph: And then the baby looked at me

 

Wiggum: It looked at you!?

Guest MaxPower27
Posted
This guy is a gimmick poster. He has gotten far too greedy with his 'bad ass' stories of blood, guts, alcohol poisoning, mall bannings, ect... and the fact he continues to brag about them all. If this guy isn't a gimmick poster than he should be. If he is actually a serious poster, I pity him.

^^^

 

I agree.

Guest wwF1587
Posted
And then my mom hit a pregnant deer with my car.  Knocked the baby right out of it.

Thats pretty sick. It would have been a horrible site

yeah that would be pretty sick to see but i couldnt help but laugh at it when i first read it... oh by the way.. i am getting a new car this week so this curse if you want to call it that better stay the fuck away from me.....

Guest MarvinisaLunatic
Posted

I never thought of HBK16 as a gimmick poster, but if you add everything up as of late, its possible.

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