Guest Jobber of the Week Report post Posted June 20, 2003 With all the bitching about Kane being exposed as Fake Diesel around here, how about we have everyone go back to their past gimmick for a night? Kane = Fake Diesel Kevin Nash = Vinnie Vegas or Oz SCSA = The Ringmaster Al Snow = Avatar Booker T = GI Bro William Regal = A Real Man's Man etc etc etc. Hell, bring some over from SmackDown. I'd mark to see Undertaker in the dead man thing again for one night. Worst thing that could happen is that Terra Ryzin takes up half the show for his promo time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest RavishingRickRudo Report post Posted June 20, 2003 I'm all for Concept Shows. Breaks the monotony. I'd like to see Raw: The Musical (smackdown would probably be better, you get the editing process) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LooseCannon25 0 Report post Posted June 20, 2003 Tazz = Tazmaniac Chris Benoit = Wild Pegasus Eddie Guerrero = Black Tiger Mr. America = Hulk Hogan Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest sean pyro Report post Posted June 20, 2003 Randy Orton = Phone Sex Operator Sylvan Grenier = The Pool Boy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HartFan86 Report post Posted June 20, 2003 The thing is it would go over everyone's heads..but it would be pretty fucking funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheFranchise 0 Report post Posted June 21, 2003 Mr. America = Hulk Hogan Stop it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CED Ordonez Report post Posted June 21, 2003 Goldust: "The Natural" Dustin Rhodes Ron Simmons: Doom #1 Matt Hardy: Wildo Jynx of the Jynx Brothers HBK: Shawn Michaels of the Rockers Molly: Miss Madness '99 Stacy Keibler: Miss Hancock The Hurricane: "Sugar" Shane Helms Jamie Noble: Jamie-san Rikishi: The Sultan It'd be surreal but I'd watch just for the clusterfrick that would ensue. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheFranchise 0 Report post Posted June 21, 2003 I wouldn't trade Stacy Keibler back to her old Miss Hancock character, i like her now, i didn't in wCw. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dangerous A Report post Posted June 21, 2003 It would appeal to smarks and none of the other 98% of fans. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Spaceman Spiff Report post Posted June 21, 2003 FBI Palumbo : Faux gay Palumbo Screw that (even though I liked it). MAIN EVENT CHUCK PALUMBO~! With the LEX FLEXER~! I'd mark out hard for Jamie-San and "Sugar' Shane Helms. Kanyon -> Mortis Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest deadbeater Report post Posted June 23, 2003 Lance Storm: I'm from Calgary......................................................................... ...................................................................Alberta, Canada. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest nl5xsk1 Report post Posted June 23, 2003 Bring DDP back for the night, and just have him stand next to Bischoff. Maybe he can fetch a cup of coffee for him or something. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Showstoppa Icon Report post Posted June 23, 2003 Lance Storm: I'm from Calgary......................................................................... ...................................................................Alberta, Canada. i miss the old lance storm Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bababooey Report post Posted June 23, 2003 Tommy dreamer- the mc hammer pants wearing baby face with green suspender Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheArchiteck Report post Posted June 23, 2003 OMG, that would be the best episodes ever. They seriously should do that during Holloween time..... So they have an excuse to just go fucking nuts.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DarkHollywood Report post Posted June 23, 2003 Billy Gunn can Be Billy Gunn (of the Smoking Gunns) lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Chuck Woolery Report post Posted June 23, 2003 I'd like to see Raw: The Musical I would mark so hard for that. HHH: Because I am the-GAME! Orton and Flair: THE GAME! HHH: And I am that-damn-GOOD! Orton and Flair: THAT!DAMN!GOOOOOOD! JR: Bah GAWWWWWD... Triple-H is the ce-re-bral ass-ass-in! King (to the tune of the Starz theme song that I don't know the legit name of): Screw-this-Tri-ple-H-non-sense-just-give-me-all-my-puuuuupies. It's things like this that make me wonder why I try. But seriously, Raw: The Musical would be great. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Zack Malibu Report post Posted June 23, 2003 Worst thing that could happen is that Terra Ryzin takes up half the show for his promo time. Or he could be Jean Paul Levesque. Personally, I'd find a RAW of Crips stuttering through an Inspector Clouseau accent to be more than mildly amusing. Also, Steven Richards goes back to being Big Stevie Cool and recreates the bWo phenomenon, which goes over huge. He's then promptly squashed in the main event of the Sept. PPV. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ash Ketchum Report post Posted June 23, 2003 Who knows? The way things are going, Raw: The Musical isn't such a far-out idea. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Zack Malibu Report post Posted June 23, 2003 Who knows? The way things are going, Raw: The Musical isn't such a far-out idea. Heh, yeah, Triple H=Broadway star. Excerpt from RAW:The Musical (to no particular tune) (Triple H is in center ring, walking back and forth while singing. Randy Orton and Ric Flair snap their fingers in doo-wop fashion in the background). HHH:"Holdin' em down, I'm holdin' em down...JR with his cowboy hat and King with his crown. Spittin' commentary while I spit my water, I got where I'm at by fucking the owner's daughter...yeah I'm holdin' em down!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Czech Republic Report post Posted June 24, 2003 They should rip off the '85 Bears and do the SmackDown Shuffle. "I'm the punky GM known as McMahon when I write the shows I've got no plan! But I'm not here to cause no trouble I'm just here to do the SmackDown Shuffle" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MillenniumMan831 Report post Posted June 24, 2003 No Gimmick Night would be complete w/o Terry Taylor pecking his way down the ramp as The Red Rooster. Cock a Doodle Doo! I could just imagine JR saying, "Boy I'll tell ya King, the Rooster looks like he's gonna make Dancin' Stevie Richards eat some crow here, if ya know what I mean!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest alkeiper Report post Posted June 24, 2003 Do it for April Fools Day. Have wrestlers go completely out of character. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LivingLegendGaryColeman 0 Report post Posted June 24, 2003 I would love to see the old gimmicks. I had this idea in a fantasy fed type thing a few years back to get a new Hardcore wrestler over he'd give the wrestler amnesia and they'd assume their old role. He beats the holy hell out of "Don't Piss Me Off-era" Jeff Jarrett one week and he the next week we have Good Ol' Double J, the Country Star. He beats down Viscera and Happy Go Lucky Rapper Mabel is on the show the next week. The idea was to go through several superstars until he got to someone insane a la Al Snow or Foley where they'd switch gimmicks just for mindtricks anyway. Seeing them just bust out in old gimmicks would be fun, even just randomly. As for the musical, it's pretty funny, because a couple years back I was involved with a production of the Musical "Damn Yankees". There is actually a song called "The Game" and this was around when HHH was in his good run, and really starting to use that. I made up a few lyrics which I've since forgotten. I was also humored that in the same show, one of the people singing "The Game" actually was a character named Rocky. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ace309 Report post Posted June 24, 2003 Chris Jericho and Lance Storm as the Thrillseekers, complete with manly blade job by Jericho! Good Ol' JR as someone who knows what the fuck he's doing! Scott Steiner attempting to fit into a singlet and throw a Frankensteiner! This would be GOLD, I tell ya. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
