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Guest Steviekick
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Who was that?

Shane Helms.

They got into a fight backstage and Hurricane wound up throwing a frozen water bottle at Buff...that's why Helms is my hero :headbang:

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The Ultimate Warrior is too busy preaching at colleges with Gordon Liddy. Which is laugh out loud funny. An untalented pro wrestler and an annoying conservative pundit. Who would've guessed it?

Guest the 1inch punch
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Who was that?

Shane Helms.

They got into a fight backstage and Hurricane wound up throwing a frozen water bottle at Buff...that's why Helms is my hero :headbang:

Not only that, but Helms stole his finisher, as karma

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Not only that, but Helms stole his finisher, as karma

 

I never see Hurricane do the Buff Blockbuster...

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Hell, I'd want to see Luger come back just so they could do another murder angle, it goes something like this...

 

 

Soon after making his WWE comeback, Lex Luger wins a number one contender match for the World Heavyweight Title. Right after Luger celebrates, the current champion, HHH, appears from backstage and has a mic with him.

 

HHH: Luger, you said for the first time in your life, you were happy. Let me ask you a question, Luger...How happy is Miss Elizabeth?

 

Lex Luger: Miss Elizabeth was a friend of mine.

 

HHH: 10 weeks ago?

 

Luger: It was an accident.

 

HHH: You killed her.

 

Luger: I didn't kill her.

 

HHH: You are a murderer!

 

Luger: She came to my house and Liz had too much to drink...

 

HHH: You were drinking too, Luger.

 

Luger: The room was dark. She was in pain. I thought I gave her the right medication...

 

HHH: There were more than one empty prescription bottles in the living room!

 

Luger: Liz collapsed on the sofa, she wasn't moving...It was an accident!

 

HHH: Luger, admit it! You KILLED Miss Elizabeth!

 

Luger: I'm sorry.

 

HHH: Luger, you might be able to take the life of a sweet woman like Miss Elizabeth, but you will never be able to take my title!

 

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*looks around and whistles :ph34r:

Guest Your Olympic Hero
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You will never again see Lex Luger set foot in a WWE ring.

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"In fairness though, the fans shit on it right off the bat "

 

That's because that's when the match started to suck. The fans probably didn't know too much about either guy and Booker and Buff clearly weren't used to the WWF sized rings. Booker got in a couple of kicks, then the chinlocks started. I really want to know what was going through their minds as the hate poured from the stands.

No, even before that, hell their ENTRANCES were booed heavily. It was uncomfortable. The fans were pissed about having a WCW main event or something.

Not to mention it's because both Booker and Bagwell were heels.

 

 

When hell freezes over, Stephanie McMahon will be the World Heavyweight Champion.

Or rather when Stephanie McMahon wins the World Heavyweight Championship, hell will freeze over...literally...from the ice cold reaction from the fans.

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