The one and only smackdown thread 2/7

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

An hour to go until another craptacular outing for the WWF.

 

Hey...it's been exactly a month since HHH returned...I'm not impressed.

[Guest CanadianChris]

It's great to be in Canada...we get craptacular an hour earlier!

 

There are a couple of rather interesting NEWNEWNEW ads for no Way out, though.  One of them complete with Porno Music.

[Guest Annoyed Grunt]

It's on already in Canada.

 

Sorry to sound so smarkish, but I kind of found it strange that in the nWo 'No Way Out' ad they show Hall giving a crotch chop.  I know it's a kliq thing and that it was done in WCW, but the casual WWF fans probabaly don't know that.  It might give the impression that they're just a weak DX rip off.

[Guest Shaved Bear]

yea marks are really stupid......really stupid

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

Craptacular huh?  That doesnt sound too good.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

Would you prefer craptastic?

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

Already a bad omen for the night.  I have half a room full of people over because apparently, cable is out in the appartments, and I dont have cable but I have UPN...ugh...this is going to be fun..

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

I see they edited out all of the BULLSHIT chants.

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

Its ashame that the Rock wont cut a promo on Stephanie and her being *pregnant*.  That would be funny, just because.

 

Hmm.  Call out Kurt, get Booker T. Call out Taker, Get Booker T.  Hmm.  What happens if you call out Booker T?

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

You get Bossman.

[Guest JAxlMorrison]

It's official, The Rock makes me change the channel. Someome please post when he is off the screen. His voice is so goddamn annoying, his interviews are turning into a parody of himself, and his ring work has never ever been one of my favorites.

[Guest JAxlMorrison]

Actually, now I plan on watching the show with the sound off too, because Cole and Lawler are

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

Don't worry.  He's gone.

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

Well. The Rock is off my screen.

 

And replaced by one of the cooler PPV promos ever.

nWo will be at the PPV...

[Guest FakeRazor]

That nWo promo was hella cool.

[Guest Kahran Ramsus]

Well, Steph doesn't appear to be lying.  Unless the doctor is crooked.  That means someone else is the father.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

This displeases me so...

 

No Way Out will probably end up being a rather crappy ppv effort.

 

They'll bank on the NWO return and not bother to put out quality effort/planning.

[Guest Kahran Ramsus]

Maven is the new Hardcore Champion?  WTF?  I thought he got beat up by Taker and sent to the minors.

[Guest Kahran Ramsus]

I agree.  The NWO is death.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

Hey...that hasn't happened here yet.

[Guest JAxlMorrison]

Please shut Stephanie up

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

Lets all think back.

 

What was Stephanie doing about 8 weeks ago?

[Guest Kahran Ramsus]

Enough with these NWO promos already.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

Jericho won the undisputed title on December 9th.

 

I say he was "celebrating"

[Guest The Shockmaster!]

No one should ever be pinned after the "People's Elbow" thats almost like being pinned after the Worm.

[Guest Kahran Ramsus]

Time for the Posedown.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

How many fucking SHOCKMASTER's do we need?

[Guest Kahran Ramsus]

I thought Stacey was a heel.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

Rasmus...you're an hour ahead of the US here.

 

Go start a Canada only one from now on.

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

Oh come on. Booker T for hungry man tv dinners.  Nothing says Hungry Man TV dinner like Steve Austin.  Fried Chicken (What?) Corn (What?) Mashed Potatoes (What?)...and so on and so forth..