The one and only smackdown thread 2/7

[Guest CanadianChris]

Are Ace and Gary done yet?  I'm afraid to look.

[Guest Anglesault]

Was Chuck wearing Pig Tails?

[Guest The Shockmaster!]

That was quite bizarre and ended with one of the worst staged catfights I've seen in a while.

[Guest areacode212]

WTF? They were giggling and practically eating each other out a minute ago and they fight for no reason?

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

And Anglesault thinks:

 

Why wasn't Angle in the posedown...he's not being pushed hard enough.

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

How appropriate that they do the "Whack of the Night" following right after seeing Torrie Wilson & Stacey together like that...

[Guest The Shockmaster!]

This HHH/Vince thing is really tedious.

[Guest The Vanilla Midget]

lol, has it been a good show so far, cos i wont see it until tomorrow?

[Guest Tony149]

The Chuck & Billy stuff sucked, but the Stacy/Torrie stuff at least their poses were great.

[Guest FakeRazor]

Actually, it hasn't been that good of a show thus far.

[Guest The Shockmaster!]

How bad will the renewal of vows suck?

[Guest CanadianChris]

Wow, HHH and Vince really seem to hate each other.  I guess that means HHH will be leading the nWo soon, since we all know how logical the writers are.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

Everything HHH does is tedious...er...intense.

[Guest The Masked Yodeler]

Things I learned from the WWF:

 

Male homoeroticism bad, female homoeroticism good.

 

Excessive steroid use doesn't cause sterility.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

A few months from now...when someone says that Jericho couldn't draw as champion...

 

Let's remember that the entire company was focused on HHH and not Jericho.  '

 

By the way...HHH is about to make his 232 apearance on Smackdown tonight.

[Guest The Shockmaster!]

Ha! The Coach distracted Rocky for the Undertaker.

[Guest The Masked Yodeler]

Wow.  Let no one ever say that the Rock doesn't take bumps.  That tombstone on the roof of the limo was cool.

[Guest Tony149]

Taker just Tombstoned The Rock on the limo. That's a cool looking visual. The HHH/Steph vows are Raw is going to suck. That's why it's going at least 20 minutes at the end of the show.

[Guest Army Eye]

I am still shocked that Stacey hasn't gotten implants yet.

It is surprising..and hopefully she never does

[Guest Shaved Bear]

yea i dont like HHH since he came back, hes just awkward in any type of situation that isnt a killer heel fueding with either rock or stone cold

[Guest Tony149]

Did you see Booker T's new commerical? As for HHH's many appearances, well, at least it won't be like Raw. HHH & Steph will probably be all over Raw Monday.

[Guest The Vanilla Midget]

yup, its because his moves are too brutal and clinical to work as a face.  also the fact that he never allows himself to look threatened in the ring because hes "that damn good" the heels cant work a normal match.  it just doesnt work to have the face dominate the heel the whole match.

[Guest Army Eye]

Too bad other crowds didnt catch on to that "You suck, WHAT" during Angle's music.  I thought that was hilarious

[Guest The Masked Yodeler]

It's just LA.  They are the world's worst crowds.

[Guest The Vanilla Midget]

what are you talking about, havent they been chanting it in time with his music for a few weeks now, or did they do something different tonight?

[Guest Tony149]

The "YOU SUCK WHAT!" chant is hilarious. The beat to Kurt's music makes it easy to chant.

[Guest CanadianChris]

Did you see Booker T's new commerical?

Yes, and I'm sure I'm not the only one who caught the subtlety of a black man shilling for fried chicken.

[Guest FakeRazor]

I love how since HHH is a face now, they are shilling his "marriage" to Stephanie as a "Storybook Marriage."

[Guest CanadianChris]

"This handicap match has turned into a 2-on-1 affair!"

 

Good God.  Michael Cole is the dumbest man alive.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

Well...they followed up one of the worst Raw's ever....with one of the worst Smackdown's ever.

 

HHH does not look good in the ring.

 

I doubt that Jericho can carry him to anything above ***1/2 at Mania.

 

To all those people that think the Mainia match should be Austin/HHH...you've got it all backwards.  HHH is the weak link.

 

And YES he does need to be carried.  That's why he only has good matches with good workers.