Guest The Czech Republic Posted June 22, 2003 Report Posted June 22, 2003 Is anyone else thinking a Samoan male Rosie O'Donnell? Just give him a buzzcut, some makeup, and a New York accent and it's good to go. Maybe give him a talk show segment where he sings showtunes and invites Val Venis on but then ambushes him with verbal attacks for being a conservative.
Guest claydude14 Posted June 22, 2003 Report Posted June 22, 2003 Team him with a returning Scott 2 Hotty and resign Brian Christopher, than have him wear a thong and dance at the end of every match. And his signature move can be shoving his ass into people's faces! Oh, and to explain why Stone Cold is just a GM now, let it be revealed Rosie hit him with a car!
Guest The Czech Republic Posted June 22, 2003 Report Posted June 22, 2003 Team him with a returning Scott 2 Hotty and resign Brian Christopher, than have him wear a thong and dance at the end of every match. And his signature move can be shoving his ass into people's faces! Oh, and to explain why Stone Cold is just a GM now, let it be revealed Rosie hit him with a car! Yeah! And then they can say that Rosey did it for the people! Hey wait a minute
Guest AndrewTS Posted June 22, 2003 Report Posted June 22, 2003 If Mabel wasn't gone, they'd reform the MOM or maybe do some sort of Fat Boys ripoff. Honestly, a tag team with Rikishi wouldn't be bad--Rikishi seems to be more of a "Raw" style wrestler anyway.
Guest Nunzio Cardozo Posted June 22, 2003 Report Posted June 22, 2003 Haven't you ever heard of Rikishi? Fucking noob.
Guest Ram Posted June 22, 2003 Report Posted June 22, 2003 I think we're long due for another Mad Max ripoff gimmick.
LooseCannon25 Posted June 22, 2003 Report Posted June 22, 2003 Instead of Rikishi i think we'll get "Make a Difference " Rosey. He can say that he used to be a thug and that he's changed his ways and even stopped hanging out with htat bad influence Jamal so he can stay clean. It'll work damnit
Guest The Czech Republic Posted June 22, 2003 Report Posted June 22, 2003 Instead of Rikishi i think we'll get "Make a Difference " Rosey. He can say that he used to be a thug and that he's changed his ways and even stopped hanging out with htat bad influence Jamal so he can stay clean. It'll work damnit Hope that doesn't bomb, or else he'll have to get repackaged again. Geez, what's left, some sort of Arab stereotype?
Guest DerangedHermit Posted June 22, 2003 Report Posted June 22, 2003 Instead of Rikishi i think we'll get "Make a Difference " Rosey. He can say that he used to be a thug and that he's changed his ways and even stopped hanging out with htat bad influence Jamal so he can stay clean. It'll work damnit Hope that doesn't bomb, or else he'll have to get repackaged again. Geez, what's left, some sort of Arab stereotype? Maybe some sort of sultan thing, perhaps?
Guest buffybeast Posted June 22, 2003 Report Posted June 22, 2003 Rosie needs Jamal to have any chance of a future in WWE. I miss Jamal.
Guest The Czech Republic Posted June 22, 2003 Report Posted June 22, 2003 Maybe some sort of sultan thing, perhaps? Yeah, maybe they can call him Sultan Bateeri. Or Sheik Yerbouty! Or Rosey Al-Qaeda! Or if they really want to get the message across, "The Sultan."
ChrisMWaters Posted June 22, 2003 Report Posted June 22, 2003 Hmm...Jamal is to Rosey what Samu is to Fatu/The Sultan/Rikishi? Just a thought.
Guest The Czech Republic Posted June 22, 2003 Report Posted June 22, 2003 Hmm...Jamal is to Rosey what Samu is to Fatu/The Sultan/Rikishi? Just a thought. Here's another thought: Barbarian is rehired as Antwaine to become the new member of Three Minute Warning.
ChrisMWaters Posted June 22, 2003 Report Posted June 22, 2003 Hmm...Jamal is to Rosey what Samu is to Fatu/The Sultan/Rikishi? Just a thought. Here's another thought: Barbarian is rehired as Antwaine to become the new member of Three Minute Warning. ....riiiiight. Though, Barbarian could show Rock how to do the Sharpshooter properly, according to a friend of mine that saw Barbarian in an indy fed...
LooseCannon25 Posted June 22, 2003 Report Posted June 22, 2003 Hmm...Jamal is to Rosey what Samu is to Fatu/The Sultan/Rikishi? Just a thought. Here's another thought: Barbarian is rehired as Antwaine to become the new member of Three Minute Warning. Or how about bringing back Samu, and teaming him up with Rosey to reform 3MW. His name called be Gloria
Guest The Czech Republic Posted June 22, 2003 Report Posted June 22, 2003 Jamal must die so that Rosey may live.
Guest Downhome Posted June 22, 2003 Report Posted June 22, 2003 I've got a better idea. Why not just release him also?
ChrisMWaters Posted June 22, 2003 Report Posted June 22, 2003 I've got a better idea. Why not just release him also? Because Vince has a hard on for Samoans... The Rock, The Head Shrinkers, the Barbarian, Haku, 3MW...
Guest TheGame2705 Posted June 22, 2003 Report Posted June 22, 2003 or maybe Vince has a hard-on for helping out friends, namely Afa. n00b
Guest ftwdevils2469 Posted June 22, 2003 Report Posted June 22, 2003 Rosie, Jamal, Rikishi, Haku should all form a stable.......They're probably all relatives.
Guest Trivia247 Posted June 22, 2003 Report Posted June 22, 2003 heh obviously that being related to someone doesn't gurantee you stable career. Jeff Hardy gets dropped. Rikishi's little cousin now is out.. No idea what they will do with Rosie... maybe use him for a Enforcer bodyguard type for a GM but hell they ruined the image if just any old guy can beat him. The age of the Big Fat squash machines is waning.
Guest The Czech Republic Posted June 22, 2003 Report Posted June 22, 2003 Rosie, Jamal, Rikishi, Haku should all form a stable.......They're probably all relatives. They are!
Guest Downhome Posted June 22, 2003 Report Posted June 22, 2003 I've got a better idea. Why not just release him also? Because Vince has a hard on for Samoans... The Rock, The Head Shrinkers, the Barbarian, Haku, 3MW... I actually like/liked all of the other ones though.
ChrisMWaters Posted June 22, 2003 Report Posted June 22, 2003 Rosie, Jamal, Rikishi, Haku should all form a stable.......They're probably all relatives. They need a good talker for the group... I nominate the Rock.
Guest saturnmark4life Posted June 22, 2003 Report Posted June 22, 2003 Brock's initial failed push should really have opened their eyes that there's no market for squash machines anymore. A great wrestler like him couldn't get over with that character template.
Lil' Bitch Posted June 22, 2003 Report Posted June 22, 2003 Rosie, Jamal, Rikishi Rikishi was part of Too Cool, now if Jamal was still around they could have formed Too Fat.
Guest Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted June 22, 2003 Report Posted June 22, 2003 In a pure Sports Entertainment sense, teaming Rosie with Rikishi could probably be a pretty good midcard team on Raw. It would get Rikishi off of SD! where he isn't doing anything right now, and gets him onto the side that is more suited to his character. Plus it gives Rosie a partner who is over somewhat that he can get some heat with. In a pure Sports Entertainment sense.
Guest Dillon Likes Bossman Posted June 22, 2003 Report Posted June 22, 2003 Rosie should steal peoples dogs, then run them over with cars.
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