Guest RollingSambos Posted June 24, 2003 Report Posted June 24, 2003 It looked like they had some fake scar tissue, but it was covered up by that black shit that he always wears around his eyes. I dunno...he looked dirty, not burnt. Whatever.
Guest HartFan86 Posted June 24, 2003 Report Posted June 24, 2003 BPS's point is the greatest thing ever about Kane's hair from the Raw thread. Someone copy/paste it in here.
Guest alkeiper Posted June 24, 2003 Report Posted June 24, 2003 I could point out that they showed a clip EARLIER TONIGHT that showed his mask taken off with his hair remaining intanct... or I could pretend that nothing that happens more than 10 minutes before matters anyway. There ya go.
Guest HartFan86 Posted June 24, 2003 Report Posted June 24, 2003 Thanks...I'm still laughing over here about that.
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Posted June 24, 2003 Report Posted June 24, 2003 Well obviously he was wearing the same wig 5 months ago..it just got stuck in his mask when he took it off tonight.. *Scoffs* /WWE writer mode
Guest RollingSambos Posted June 24, 2003 Report Posted June 24, 2003 As I pointed out in the RAW thread, he's been unmasked 3x before - by the Corporation backstage, by Taker at SummerSlam 2000, and by Evolution 5 months ago - and the wig has never come off.
Guest Just call me Dan Posted June 24, 2003 Report Posted June 24, 2003 And don't forget the whole reason he came back with the new mask was because of the nWo (Xpac) unmasking him and his "hair" being draped over his face.
Guest RollingSambos Posted June 24, 2003 Report Posted June 24, 2003 Well, that makes it 4x he's been unmasked...my bad. That just makes it funnier though.
Guest RavishingRickRudo Posted June 24, 2003 Report Posted June 24, 2003 Maybe Kane got burned again... after that unmasking a few months ago... Didja ever think of that? DIDJA!? HUH?
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Posted June 24, 2003 Report Posted June 24, 2003 As I pointed out in the RAW thread, he's been unmasked 3x before - by the Corporation backstage, by Taker at SummerSlam 2000, and by Evolution 5 months ago - and the wig has never come off. You obviously of course know they probably made him shave his head 15 minutes before RAW..
Guest RollingSambos Posted June 24, 2003 Report Posted June 24, 2003 He was never burned...he was moshing in the mud pits at Woodstock '94! Bah God, the horror!
Guest The Amazing Rando Posted June 24, 2003 Report Posted June 24, 2003 he was unmasked other times (remember Xpac wearing it around for a few weeks) And he's even had it moved around on his face to blind him and disorient him... Yeah...it's pretty silly...but I will give them ONE CHANCE to make something work out of it
Guest Just call me Dan Posted June 24, 2003 Report Posted June 24, 2003 I just want to see how long theyll keep this up until they throw it out the window and make his face look normal. I think Vince will put him in a feud with Steiner so he'll blow a suplex and put Jacobs out for 6 months so he can erase this mistake.
Guest RollingSambos Posted June 24, 2003 Report Posted June 24, 2003 They haven't been able to make anything work for 2 years, you expect them to make something out of this disaster?
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Posted June 24, 2003 Report Posted June 24, 2003 Next week on RAW: Austin gives Kane a consolation prize... A razor and shaving cream Austin - I want to show you *what* the proper way *what* to shave *what* your head *what* so its bald *what* like mine.
Guest HartFan86 Posted June 24, 2003 Report Posted June 24, 2003 Wasn't Kane unmasked by HHH in 2000, too? And they took a picture of it?
Guest RavishingRickRudo Posted June 24, 2003 Report Posted June 24, 2003 They'll give him face paint ala Road Warriors.
Guest RollingSambos Posted June 24, 2003 Report Posted June 24, 2003 He's probably going to show up next week with a completely shaved head. I can't imagine him walking around in public like that...I mean, I know Animal walked around looking like a tool for years, but it's 2003 for God's sake.
Guest RollingSambos Posted June 24, 2003 Report Posted June 24, 2003 Wasn't Kane unmasked by HHH in 2000, too? And they took a picture of it? Yeah...the McMahon-Helmsley regime or whatever, that's what I meant when I said the Corporation.
TheOriginalOrangeGoblin Posted June 24, 2003 Report Posted June 24, 2003 Looks like Taker ten years from now taking a shit. And what BPS is fucknig priceless.
Guest Indy Posted June 24, 2003 Report Posted June 24, 2003 Kane unmasked looks like the Bastard Child of Krusty the Clown and Early 02 Haku.
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Posted June 24, 2003 Report Posted June 24, 2003 For some reason I thought of Tenta when he had his head half shaved back in WCW. If he can walk around like that, Kane can walk around like he is. And at least now he won't need that towel any more.
Guest Choken One Posted June 24, 2003 Report Posted June 24, 2003 U mean Hawk? Animal had your standard Mohawk...Hawk had the fucked up hair... How you think John Tenta felt Half Bald/Half Mullet?
Guest RollingSambos Posted June 24, 2003 Report Posted June 24, 2003 Nevermind...no scar tissue there...just fucking mascara...way to go, guys. You got billions of dollars to blow and you can't even figure out a way to make a guy looked burned for 30 seconds worth of TV time.
Guest RollingSambos Posted June 24, 2003 Report Posted June 24, 2003 It would have looked better if Glen had laid in the sun or a tanning bed for a few hours and gotten a nasty, peeling sun burn.
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Posted June 24, 2003 Report Posted June 24, 2003 I will give em one thing..he sort of does look like the Undertaker..
Guest RollingSambos Posted June 24, 2003 Report Posted June 24, 2003 He's got a nice 5 o'clock shadow on his head too...you can tell that the hair wasn't burned away, it was just shaved off.
Guest Mindless_Aggression Posted June 24, 2003 Report Posted June 24, 2003 I agree with someone that said he looked like a chimney cleaner. "Bah Gaw! the son of a bitch! He'll clean your damn chimney and make ya like it. WHOS YOUR DADDY!? HUH? TELL ME!" I seriously wish I had my own personal JR who could sit and watch Raw every week with me, I'd make him say stuff like that.
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