Vince Injures Fan At Smackdown Tapings!

[Guest BoboBrazil]

I just got a call from Mike Johnson, who is at the Smackdown taping in NY. He informed me that after an angle with Vince McMahon and Zach Gowen, Vince was mocking Zach by walking around with his cane in the ring. Vince then threw the cane and it accidentally hit a girl in the front row. The girl was struck in the face and was upset and crying. Vince went over to check on her after they went to a break and eventually her and her boyfriend were taken to the back.

 

Mike and Buck are at the show and will have a full report later tonight.

 

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[Guest The Czech Republic]

Well you know what this means, WWE is going to have to follow the NHL and install protective netting around ringside.

[Guest Dangerous A]

Take him for all you can, ringside girl!!!!

[Guest Eagan469]

I'm sure her and her boyfriend are getting pampered quite nicely.

[Lil' Bitch 0]

Just what WWE needs...another lawsuit...

[Guest the pinjockey]

Welcome to the new part owners of World Wrestling Entertainment.

[Guest Bruiser Chong]

I find it funny that he did it while making fun of a one-legged wrestler. Act of God or just really shitty luck? He looks like a HUGE ass now.

[Guest The Czech Republic]

Well, when you're done using a Kane you just gotta toss it out.

[Guest AndrewTS]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Guest Anglesault]

I'm sure her and her boyfriend are getting pampered quite nicely.

They get the deluxe treatment.

 

They get to sit in a room with HHH for the remainder of the show.

[Guest Choken One]

Ah...This should be interesting...

 

Ah they'll get free Mania Tix and a Free Divas Calender.

[Guest geniusMoment]

What a little bitch. Crying over a cane shot. Take it like a man you stupid slut.

[Guest Eagan469]

I'm sure her and her boyfriend are getting pampered quite nicely.

They get the deluxe treatment.

 

They get to sit in a room with HHH for the remainder of the show.

HHH: Name a wrestler, any wrestler.

 

Girl: Um, what do you mean?

 

HHH: I SAID NAME A WRESTLER!

 

Girl: uh, oh, The Rock!

 

HHH: I beat him. Fun game, isn't it? Ask me another.

 

Girl: We really must be going...

 

HHH: NAME ANOTHER FUCKING WRESTLER!

[Guest the pinjockey]

If I was her I would be falling down left and right as they helped me to the back. Get as many injuries as possible and rack up that figure.

[Guest JMA]

This would make a good EWR backstory. "Vince McMahon accidently hit my girlfriend in the face with a cane. Because of this, I am now part owner of the WWE! Yipee!"

[Guest Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye]

I wonder if she knows how to blade.

[Guest The Czech Republic]

Vince wanted to do a Sandman impersonation but misinterpreted "cane shot."

[Guest Eagan469]

We should start bringing canes to shows as a joke.

 

And whenever someone mentions Kane we hold them up

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

(HHH whispers to Vince)

 

Vince (to girl): So....you wanna have Jericho job to you?

[Guest JMA]

HHH: Name a wrestler, any wrestler.

 

Girl: Um, what do you mean?

 

HHH: I SAID NAME A WRESTLER!

 

Girl: uh, oh, The Rock!

 

HHH: I beat him.  Fun game, isn't it?  Ask me another.

 

Girl: We really must be going...

 

HHH: NAME ANOTHER FUCKING WRESTLER!

Girl: "Uhhh... The Ultimate Warrior?"

 

HHH:

[Guest The Czech Republic]

We should start bringing canes to shows as a joke.

 

And whenever someone mentions Kane we hold them up

You bring the cane, I'll bring the dentist drill

[Guest Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye]

It's too bad that they'll edit Vince's kane shot. It'd be morbidly funny to watch him smoke her with it.

[Guest Youth N Asia]

Vince is the undisputed heel of the WWE. He should have cut a promo on her about being in the wrong place at the wrong time.

[Mecha Mummy 0]

I'm sure her and her boyfriend are getting pampered quite nicely.

They get the deluxe treatment.

 

They get to sit in a room with HHH for the remainder of the show.

HHH: Name a wrestler, any wrestler.

 

Girl: Um, what do you mean?

 

HHH: I SAID NAME A WRESTLER!

 

Girl: uh, oh, The Rock!

 

HHH: I beat him. Fun game, isn't it? Ask me another.

 

Girl: We really must be going...

 

HHH: NAME ANOTHER FUCKING WRESTLER!

 

Girl: Okay, fine! Um... Rey Mysterio!

 

HHH: ... Get the fuck out of here, dammit! Who invited you, anyway?

[Guest The Czech Republic]

It's too bad that they'll edit Vince's kane shot.

It'll be good if they replace his "cane shot" with a "Kane shot" and suddenly you see Glen Jacobs doing his Tammy Faye impression momentarily, then cut back to Smackdown

[Guest Trivia247]

send her to Doc Youngblood to reconstruct her face.

 

Vince is so going to hell for so many things he allows or does on his own, Hitting a girl with a mishap Cane throw seems almost silly.

[Guest BoboBrazil]

I might download the wild feed just to watch the cane shot. If I do I'll post pics.

[Guest The Czech Republic]

send her to Doc Youngblood to reconstruct her face.

 

Vince is so going to hell for so many things he allows or does on his own, Hitting a girl with a mishap Cane throw seems almost silly.

Vince should go to a special Wrestling Promoter hell where he has to work with WCW's old booking team.

 

"And the genius behind it is, because they've got no shoulders, they can't be pinned!"

[Guest godthedog]

What a little bitch. Crying over a cane shot. Take it like a man you stupid slut.

you are my new favorite poster.

[Guest Eagan469]

best idea ever:

 

We go to a show with mascara on our faces, and we hold up a sign that says "BURN VICTIMS"