Vince Injures Fan At Smackdown Tapings!

[Guest Thunder Rising!!!]

best idea ever:

 

We go to a show with mascara on our faces, and we hold up a sign that says "BURN VICTIMS"

AHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!

 

Someone should really start doing that!

 

That would be fucking hilarious!!

 

I wonder what will Kane think of if he sees that.

[Guest MixxMaster]

I might download the wild feed just to watch the cane shot. If I do I'll post pics.

What's that, and where can one find it???

[Guest The Czech Republic]

I had an idea for a sig to get a picture of a severely burned face and then put it next to Kane and say "BURN VICTIM.....BURN VICTIM"

over the two, but I decided taht was too controversial.

[NYU 0]

In the Ring:

 

Vince - And see, the funny thing about this is....Gowan, you're crippled....and I'm not ! Ha ha ! Look at me ! I'm Zach Gowan ! I have a cane ! See !

 

*Vince starts hobbling around the ring with his cane*

 

Vince - Get it Zach ? You're crippled ! I'll keep repeating it in case you don't understand !

 

*Vince throws the cane into the crowd and it hits a girl in the face*

 

Vince - ......does somebody have a janitor ? We need a janitor. Ha ha ! I'm Vince McMahon, and now she's crippled like you Zach !

 

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Maybe this is God's way of telling Vince McMahon that we know Zach Gowan has one leg and to END this fucking angle already !

[Guest HartFan86]

HHH: Name a wrestler, any wrestler.

 

Girl: Um, what do you mean?

 

HHH: I SAID NAME A WRESTLER!

 

Girl: uh, oh, The Rock!

 

HHH: I beat him. Fun game, isn't it? Ask me another.

 

Girl: We really must be going...

 

HHH: NAME ANOTHER FUCKING WRESTLER!

LMAO!

 

I know it's wrong, but I'm laughing my ass off about Vince throwing A FUCKING CANE INTO THE CROWD. Wow.

[Guest HartFan86]

*Vince throws the cane into the crowd and it hits a girl in the face*

 

Vince - ......does somebody have a janitor ? We need a janitor. Ha ha ! I'm Vince McMahon, and now she's crippled like you Zach !

LAUGHING MY FUCKING ASS OFF.

 

I'm DYING over here, dude. Line of the week, easy.

[Guest bob_barron]

It was fucking hilarious.

 

Vince tossed the cane, the guard ducks and BOOM!

 

The crowd chanted lawsuit

[Guest Dmann2000]

The guard ducked...wasn't doing much guarding there.

 

And kudos to Vince for acting like a numbskull again.

[Guest Trivia247]

The guard ducked...wasn't doing much guarding there.

 

And kudos to Vince for acting like a numbskull again.

Ringside Security went to shit since they fired the guy in the black shirt and the beret.

[Guest The Czech Republic]

 

Vince hurls his weapon of choice at an unsuspecting fan

[Guest AndrewisyourHero]

 

Vince hurls his weapon of choice at an unsuspecting fan

YES!

[Guest Eagan469]

Im working on getting a video of it

[NYU 0]

You know, the sad thing is that this will lead to a depush of Zach Gowan. In Vince's mind, this will be Zach's fault.

 

Vince: My god, how could I have done such a stupid thing ? Why would I throw a cane into the crowd ?

Vince's Brain: It's not your fault. If Zach wasn't crippled, you wouldn't have had to make fun of him and hobble around with the cane. He should be held completely responsible.

Vince: Hmmm....that makes perfect sense. Anything else to add ?

Vince's Brain: Bret screwed Bret, and the screwjob at Montreal was completely justified. In fact, everytime you go back there, you should repeat the same finish.

Vince: My god, you agree with everything I say. When are you available for my writing team ?!

Vince's Brain: Necrophilia is the wave of the future !

[Guest The Czech Republic]

You know, the sad thing is that this will lead to a depush of Zach Gowan. In Vince's mind, this will be Zach's fault.

 

Vince: My god, how could I have done such a stupid thing ? Why would I throw a cane into the crowd ?

Vince's Brain: It's not your fault. If Zach wasn't crippled, you wouldn't have had to make fun of him and hobble around with the cane. He should be held completely responsible.

Vince: Hmmm....that makes perfect sense. Anything else to add ?

Vince's Brain: Bret screwed Bret, and the screwjob at Montreal was completely justified. In fact, everytime you go back there, you should repeat the same finish.

Vince: My god, you agree with everything I say. When are you available for my writing team ?!

Vince's Brain: Necrophilia is the wave of the future !

or...

 

Vince: My god, how could I have done such a stupid thing? Why would I throw a cane into the crowd ?

Vince's Brain: If you would've just ended this angle and let him start wrestling as a normal cruiser, you wouldn't be in this mess.

Vince: Shut up brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-Tip.

[Internet Warfare 0]

This has to be the funniest thread ever

 

pure gold...

[Guest CronoT]

Most sports events have a disclaimer on the back of the tickets that say they aren't responsible for injury; oh well, it should be funny to see what happens.

[The Dames 0]

Indeed it did happen completely accidentally.

 

Vince was literally running around the ring as feminine as possible with Gowen's cane and threw it behind him...and it smacked the woman in the face.

 

Vince had his pants off for the skit and was putting them back on as he approached her. He said something to her and walked back up the ramp. Security escorted them to the back.

 

Dames

[Guest wrestlingbs]

You know every other indie fed is going to copy this. I hear that next week on TNA Vince Russo's going to throw a walker at some children.

[Guest the pinjockey]

Vince had his pants off for the skit and was putting them back on as he approached her.

BWAHAHAHA

 

I want that to be shown so bad now.

 

It is amazing how with all the stupid shit this forum can think of they always seem to drop something like this that is stupider than we could ever imagine right in our laps (i.e. Hiring a guy who shoots milk from his boobies).

[Guest Mindless_Aggression]

Vince shoulda went all Beyond The Mat on her.

 

"Are you okay? I'm so sorry, hows the face? Are you feeling ill? ARE YOU GONNA PUKE?! SHES GONNA PUUUUUUKKKKE" Although the first thought I had when hearing of this was him walking out to the crowd, pretending to be concerned then kicking her in the stomach and saying "Ah fuck it, I'm Vince Mcmahon and no one cares about you"

[Guest The Czech Republic]

Vince had his pants off for the skit

This just gets weirder and weirder, doesn't it.

[Guest The Czech Republic]

(i.e. Hiring a guy who shoots milk from his boobies).

 

[Guest AndrewTS]

The most entertaining part of this week's Smackdown occurs off camera. Figures.

[Guest edge-o-matic]

You know every other indie fed is going to copy this. I hear that next week on TNA Vince Russo's going to throw a walker at some children.

Should I feel bad for thinking this would be hilarious?

[Guest AndrewTS]

Maybe we'll see the return of the...

 

stunt granny.

[Guest ManKinnd]

This thread f'n rocks. We need a video!

[Guest The Czech Republic]

Maybe we'll see the return of the...

 

stunt granny.

how's THAT for piledriving Miss Daisy?

[Guest fazzle]

Damn. The Vince hurling Kane picture doesn't work anymore

[Guest The Czech Republic]

neother does my sig! Damn you Village Photos

[Guest Kamui]

It was fucking hilarious.

 

Vince tossed the cane, the guard ducks and BOOM!

 

The crowd chanted lawsuit

Can you imagine the reaction Vince must have had when the crowd started chanting THAT?

 

And we're not talking a few people either. This chant was fucking LOUD. Vince should just be glad this happened on Smackdown and not RAW.

 

-Duo