The One and Only Smackdown Thread 6/26/03

[Guest The Czech Republic]

He looked down Steph's shirt.

 

 

Yeah Vince is crazy

[Guest HartFan86]

I guess HHH wasn't lying when he compared Stephanie to flying a Boeing 747 into the Grand Canyon.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

What?? *barfs* Oh my God!

[Guest HartFan86]

Just for the record, I was actually the one who deflowered Stephanie.

 

 

Okay, I really didn't.

[Guest wrestlingbs]

Vince: "I want to be Zack Gowan"

 

Um, ok.

[Guest The Czech Republic]

"I'm a freaking billionaire."

"Actually sir, you have quite less."

"I must go now."

 

"How dare you question Vince McMahon!"

 

 

After this segment I'm waiting for Cypress Hill to write Zach's new theme "So You Wanna Be A One-Legged Superstar"

[Guest Crux]

I say Zach should beat him with the cane.

[Guest HartFan86]

If Vince says he deflowered Zack Gowen as well, then I dunno what I'd do.

[Guest HartFan86]

They haven't gone to a commercial for like...ever.

 

This is gunna be the longest commercial ever.

[Guest wrestlingbs]

Zack: "You heard me, I said no!"

 

Insert "No means no" joke here.

[Guest HartFan86]

NICE! Zack is pretty fucking good on the mic.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Where did this come from?? Zack CAN cut a promo!!

[Guest Crux]

"Enough is enough." heh.

[Guest Nevermortal]

Zachary is actually cutting a good promo.

[Guest El Gigante]

Zack is raising some hell out there.

[Guest mickberna]

He's wanted a SMACKDOWN contract since he was born?

[Guest Crux]

Since he was born? Thats one ambitious baby.

[Guest HartFan86]

Yeah, Zach's first words was "I want a Smackdown Contract."

[Guest mickberna]

Vince's ass does tricks!

[Guest Nevermortal]

He's wanted a SMACKDOWN contract since he was born?

Yes, way back when such stars as SD Jones, Iron Sheik, and Nikolai Volkoff were lighting up the blue rings!

[Guest HartFan86]

Why do people actually CHEER this club?

[Guest wrestlingbs]

Excuse me, I don't want to sound insensitive, but in "WWE" land what exactly has Zack Gowan done to deserve a contract?

 

And now this. Vince has indeed gone mad.

[Guest Nevermortal]

Steph looks very very very very fuckable tonight, I must say.

[Guest HartFan86]

If Zach took the cane and stuck it up Vince's ass, I'd DIE.

[Guest mickberna]

He should have lodged the prosthetic leg in his ass. Those ball shots have lost all meaning.

[Guest HartFan86]

BOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

[Guest Nevermortal]

Dammit, did I have to see Zach fistfucking Vince McMahon?

[Internet Warfare 0]

I dont.

[Guest HartFan86]

FUCKING ULTIMO TIME BIOOITCH

[Guest Nevermortal]

ULTIMO TIME~!