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Guest The Czech Republic
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He looked down Steph's shirt.

 

 

Yeah Vince is crazy

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Guest HartFan86
Posted

I guess HHH wasn't lying when he compared Stephanie to flying a Boeing 747 into the Grand Canyon.

Guest HartFan86
Posted

Just for the record, I was actually the one who deflowered Stephanie.

 

 

Okay, I really didn't.

Guest wrestlingbs
Posted

Vince: "I want to be Zack Gowan"

 

Um, ok.

Guest The Czech Republic
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"I'm a freaking billionaire."

"Actually sir, you have quite less."

"I must go now."

 

"How dare you question Vince McMahon!"

 

 

After this segment I'm waiting for Cypress Hill to write Zach's new theme "So You Wanna Be A One-Legged Superstar"

Guest HartFan86
Posted

If Vince says he deflowered Zack Gowen as well, then I dunno what I'd do.

Guest HartFan86
Posted

They haven't gone to a commercial for like...ever.

 

This is gunna be the longest commercial ever.

Guest wrestlingbs
Posted

Zack: "You heard me, I said no!"

 

Insert "No means no" joke here.

Guest HartFan86
Posted

NICE! Zack is pretty fucking good on the mic.

Guest Nevermortal
Posted

Zachary is actually cutting a good promo.

Guest mickberna
Posted

He's wanted a SMACKDOWN contract since he was born?

Guest HartFan86
Posted

Yeah, Zach's first words was "I want a Smackdown Contract."

Guest Nevermortal
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He's wanted a SMACKDOWN contract since he was born?

Yes, way back when such stars as SD Jones, Iron Sheik, and Nikolai Volkoff were lighting up the blue rings!

Guest wrestlingbs
Posted

Excuse me, I don't want to sound insensitive, but in "WWE" land what exactly has Zack Gowan done to deserve a contract?

 

And now this. Vince has indeed gone mad.

Guest Nevermortal
Posted

Steph looks very very very very fuckable tonight, I must say.

Guest HartFan86
Posted

If Zach took the cane and stuck it up Vince's ass, I'd DIE.

Guest mickberna
Posted

He should have lodged the prosthetic leg in his ass. Those ball shots have lost all meaning.

Guest Nevermortal
Posted

Dammit, did I have to see Zach fistfucking Vince McMahon?

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