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[Guest Ravenbomb]

(assuming Ron Howard were directing it...grrr...) lets see how Scorsese's next movie, The Aviator, will do

 

The Aviator (PG-13)

(Period Drama/Biopic/Movie Industry)

Starring Leonardo DiCaprio and Cate Blanchett

Also Featuring Barry Pepper, John C. Reilly, and Kate Beckinsale

Directed by Ron Howard

Screenplay by John Logan

 

Projected Budget Range: $60-69 Million

Planned Release Date: December

 

Projected Box Office Receipts:

$11.90 million (Opening Weekend)

$83.78 million (Total Domestic Gross)

 

Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 22%

Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 11%

 

Critic Most Likely to Praise: Jack Garner, Rochester Democrat and Chronicle

Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Chris Gore, Film Threat

[Guest Smell the ratings!!!]

this is oddly entertaining

 

 

A Movie I Would Totally See Like 30 Times ®

(Mystery/Paranoia)

 

Starring Joaquin Phoenix and Naomi Watts

Also Featuring James Spader, Don Cheadle, and Helena Bonham Carter

Directed by Joel Coen

Screenplay by Joel Coen and Ethan Coen

 

Projected Budget Range: $40-49 Million

Planned Release Date: September

 

Projected Box Office Receipts:

$8.22 million (Opening Weekend)

$46.53 million (Total Domestic Gross)

 

Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 9%

Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 3%

 

Critic Most Likely to Praise: Michael O'Sullivan, Washington Post

Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Gene Seymour, Newsday

 

 

Sadly, this is probably accurate. I would still see it 30 times.

 

 

The Shaylaman Film You Know Is Coming (PG-13)

(Paranoia/Sci-Fi/Mystery)

 

Starring Harrison Ford

Also Featuring Ben Kingsley and Rachel Weisz

Directed by M. Night Shyamalan

Screenplay by M. Night Shyamalan

 

Projected Budget Range: $50-59 Million

Planned Release Date: October

 

Projected Box Office Receipts:

$15.46 million (Opening Weekend)

$80.31 million (Total Domestic Gross)

 

Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 4%

Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 1%

 

Critic Most Likely to Praise: Rene Rodriguez, Miami Herald

Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Rita Kempley, Washington Post

 

 

Set in the foggy back alleys of London, private investigator Harrison Ford is contacted by a couple with something to hide (Ben Kingsley and Rachel Weisz) to solve the dissaperance of thier missing daughter. A disturbing trail leads Ford from a kidnapping case to something more bizzare.

 

This would make like 800 billion dollars.

[Guest Ravenbomb]

And Then There Were None... (PG-13)

(Mystery/Thriller/Remake)

Starring John Cusack and Natasha Lyonne

Also Featuring Christopher Walken and Joe Pantoliano

Directed by Curtis Hanson

Screenplay by Stephen Gaghan

 

Projected Budget Range: $0-1 Million

Planned Release Date: December

 

Projected Box Office Receipts:

$10.97 million (Opening Weekend)

$51.45 million (Total Domestic Gross)

 

Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 9%

Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 3%

 

Critic Most Likely to Praise: Jay Carr, Boston Globe

Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Chris Gore, Film Threat

 

Cusack as the main guy

Lyonne as the main girl

Walken as the Judge

Joey Pants as the Doctor

 

(If you've seen the original then you know what I'm talking aboot)

 

One Take (PG)

(Biopic/Drama)

Starring Kevin Spacey

Directed by Ron Howard

Screenplay by Steven Zaillian

 

Projected Budget Range: $1-10 Million

Planned Release Date: December

 

Projected Box Office Receipts:

$7.60 million (Opening Weekend)

$62.49 million (Total Domestic Gross)

 

Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 18%

Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 9%

 

Critic Most Likely to Praise: Jack Garner, Rochester Democrat and Chronicle

Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Chris Gore, Film Threat

 

A Henry Fonda biopic, so titled because that was one of his nicknames, Spacey playing Fonda

 

Have a Nice Day ®

(Biopic/Literary Adaptation)

Starring Vincent D'Onofrio and Jennifer Garner

Also Featuring Dwayne Johnson and Kevin Spacey

Directed by Curtis Hanson

Screenplay by John Logan

 

Projected Budget Range: $10-19 Million

Planned Release Date: November

 

Projected Box Office Receipts:

$13.28 million (Opening Weekend)

$53.39 million (Total Domestic Gross)

 

Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 7%

Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 1%

 

Critic Most Likely to Praise: Jack Garner, Rochester Democrat and Chronicle

Critic Most Likely to Skewer: A.O. Scott, New York Times

Edited July 3, 2003 by Ravenbomb

[Guest kingkamala]

Bah Ravenbomb this is how you do Have a Nice Day.

 

 

Have a Nice Day ®

(Biopic/Literary Adaptation)

Starring Jack Black and Jennifer Garner

Also Featuring Matthew McConaughey and Dwayne Johnson

Directed by Ron Howard

Screenplay by Tom Brady and John Logan

 

Projected Budget Range: $40-49 Million

Planned Release Date: March

 

Projected Box Office Receipts:

$12.10 million (Opening Weekend)

$69.43 million (Total Domestic Gross)

 

Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 12%

Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 8%

 

Critic Most Likely to Praise: Jack Garner, Rochester Democrat and Chronicle

Critic Most Likely to Skewer: A.O. Scott, New York Times

 

Jack Black as Mick Foley

 

Jennifer Garner as Collette

 

Dwayne Johnson as himself

 

Matthew McConaughey as Stone Cold Steve Austin.

[Guest Max Danger]

(Untitled Western) ®

(Western)

Starring Hugh Jackman and Alyson Hannigan

Also Featuring Harrison Ford, Eliza Dushku, and Kirsten Dunst

Directed by Peter Jackson

Screenplay by Peter Jackson and Joss Whedon

 

Projected Budget Range: $1-10 Million

Planned Release Date: May

 

Projected Box Office Receipts:

$14.51 million (Opening Weekend)

$90.03 million (Total Domestic Gross)

 

Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 11%

Chance of winning at least one Oscar: Slim to None

 

Critic Most Likely to Praise: The Self-Made Critic, Selfmadecritic.com

Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Chris Gore, Film Threat

 

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Walk Through The Darkness (PG)

(Animation/Vampire/Drama)

Starring Jason Isaacs and Natalie Portman

Also Featuring Christopher Lee, Jason Lee, Jennifer Connelly, and Lucy Liu

Directed by Clint Eastwood

Screenplay by Joss Whedon and J.K. Rowling

 

Projected Budget Range: $0-1 Million

Planned Release Date: December

 

Projected Box Office Receipts:

$8.58 million (Opening Weekend)

$69.31 million (Total Domestic Gross)

 

Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 6%

Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 1%

 

Critic Most Likely to Praise: Peter Travers, Rolling Stone

Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Rita Kempley, Washington Post

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

This movie should have done a lot better.

 

 

 

Geezer Patrol (PG)

(Caper Comedy/Chase/Christmas)

Starring James Garner and Anne Bancroft

Also Featuring Peter Falk, Carl Reiner, Judi Dench, and Helen Mirren

Directed by Clint Eastwood

Screenplay by Woody Allen

 

Projected Budget Range: $20-29 Million

Planned Release Date: December

 

Projected Box Office Receipts:

$9.31 million (Opening Weekend)

$53.55 million (Total Domestic Gross)

 

Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 4%

Chance of winning at least one Oscar: Slim to None

 

Critic Most Likely to Praise: Jay Carr, Boston Globe

Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Chris Gore, Film Threat

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

Ok, now seriously, you know you'd all go see this one.

 

Ass of Fury ®

(Revenge Fantasy/Martial Arts/Midlife Crisis)

Starring Denzel Washington and Renée Zellweger

Also Featuring F. Murray Abraham, Jeff Goldblum, Candice Bergen, and Mandy Moore

Directed by Ron Howard

Screenplay by William Shakespeare

 

Projected Budget Range: $140-149 Million

Planned Release Date: May

 

Projected Box Office Receipts:

$11.82 million (Opening Weekend)

$86.27 million (Total Domestic Gross)

 

Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 11%

Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 7%

 

Critic Most Likely to Praise: Jack Garner, Rochester Democrat and Chronicle

Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Chris Gore, Film Threat

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Cold Days (PG-13)

(Adventure/Comic Book/Fantasy/Paranoia)

Starring Anthony Hopkins and Natalie Portman

Also Featuring Joaquin Phoenix and Cate Blanchett

Directed by Robert Zemeckis

Screenplay by Peter Jackson

 

Projected Budget Range: $50-59 Million

Planned Release Date: February

 

Projected Box Office Receipts:

$15.45 million (Opening Weekend)

$106.59 million (Total Domestic Gross)

 

Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 10%

Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 1%

 

Critic Most Likely to Praise: Rene Rodriguez, Miami Herald

Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Rita Kempley, Washington Post

[Guest kingkamala]

Monkey Madness ®

(Family/Office Politics/Talking Animal/Horror)

Starring Kevin Costner and Denise Richards

Also Featuring Chris Kattan, Meat Loaf, Lisa Kudrow, and Jaime Pressly

Directed by Steve Beck

Screenplay by Ed Decter and Jason Friedberg

 

Projected Budget Range: $120-129 Million

Planned Release Date: February

 

Projected Box Office Receipts:

$14.14 million (Opening Weekend)

$72.24 million (Total Domestic Gross)

 

Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: Slim to None

Chance of winning at least one Oscar: Slim to None

 

Critic Most Likely to Praise: Kevin Thomas, Los Angeles Times

Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Rita Kempley, Washington Post

 

 

The King Kamala Story (PG-13)

(Historical Epic/Comedy/Gambling)

Starring Steve Zahn and Jennifer Love Hewitt

Also Featuring Christopher Walken, Harland Williams, Brittany Murphy, and Michelle Rodriguez

Directed by Steven Soderbergh

Screenplay by Louis C.K. and Tom Brady

 

Projected Budget Range: $20-29 Million

Planned Release Date: May

 

Projected Box Office Receipts:

$13.52 million (Opening Weekend)

$62.13 million (Total Domestic Gross)

 

Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 9%

Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 3%

 

Critic Most Likely to Praise: Ron Wells, Film Threat

Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Chris Gore, Film Threat