I have to get a small operation done Tuesday.

[Guest INXS]

I just need to vent.

 

Two months ago I noticed I had this small bump in my lower left eye lid. I thought it was just a sty but then it never got the head on it. Then my mother told me to try hot packing it and that didn't help either. I finally sucked it up this past week and went to the emergency room. They couldn't do anything for me because it was on my eye so they sent me to an actual eye specialist.

 

Well, it turns out it's a cyst that grew. The doctor told me it's when your pour stop breathing but it keeps building up with fluid. They tried draining it but it was solid so now they have to cut it out.

 

The worst part? They have to go threw the inside of my eye lid to get to it. Well, actually this is the worst part. They wont drug me and knock me out. They flip open my eye lid and then give me a shot to Novocain it and numb it up so they can cut it open to get the cyst out. I'll have to watch all of this while it happens.

 

Wait, now this is really the worst part. They gave me an eye exam while I was there and I found out I'm near sighted in my right eye. So now I have to get the operation on my left eye which will leave me laid up with an eye patch for a few days and my right eye is fucked. After all of this, I will have to get reading glasses.

 

This sucks.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Since he mentioned penis implant without any reason... I deduce he's in fact getting his penis enlargened and made the rest up.

[Guest Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye]

Next time, don't leave your ailments so long before getting them checked. Good luck getting the peeper fixed.

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

You've got the *perfect* name to reply in this thread...

[Guest Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye]

About fucking time it came in handy for SOMETHING...

[Guest The Czech Republic]

You've got the *perfect* name to reply in this thread...

Who are you talking to? I don't see "This Thread Is Ghey" anywhere

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Ah, a sebaceous cyst is nothin'.

 

I could dig that sucker out, lickety split.

[Guest Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye]

The Czech Republic Posted on Jun 28 2003, 03:57 AM

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QUOTE (Spaceman Spiff @ Jun 27 2003, 09:44 PM)

You've got the *perfect* name to reply in this thread... 

 

Who are you talking to? I don't see "This Thread Is Ghey" anywhere 

 

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[Yuna_Firerose 0]

The worst part? They have to go threw the inside of my eye lid to get to it. Well, actually this is the worst part. They wont drug me and knock me out. They flip open my eye lid and then give me a shot to Novocain it and numb it up so they can cut it open to get the cyst out. I'll have to watch all of this while it happens.

*shudder* I don't really like needles, nor do I like people THAT close to me, so something like that would be my worst nightmare.

 

Actually, my worst nightmare involves a pack of rabid wolves... they were stuck somewhere in the Yukon... and they were drinkin' heavily.

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

Blah. I've been through worse.

 

You'll live..

[Guest Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye]

And I might add...pray that you never have to get a Veinal Umbrella.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Believe me, them not putting you under anesthesia is going to save you a BUNDLE. You won't feel anything, although you might lay there and whimper like a puss.