Guest OnlyMe Posted June 29, 2003 Report Posted June 29, 2003 Originally posted by Bradshaw Speaking of my wife, she was very happy for a while with my new black parts from my surgery. If you missed my last column, my private area turned black after the hernia surgery I had a few weeks ago. They say once you go black you never go back. Well, that’s a load of crap. I am not only going back now, they are more of a purple color. I look like Barney the dinosaur. Talk about embarrassing. Pull up at a urinal and pull out a purple penis. Of course, you Frenchmen shouldn’t be looking. Please forgive my constant jabs at the French. It’s not that I think they are cowards. They would have to be tougher to be cowards. Can anyone explain why he had to specifically exclude the French from looking at his cock while he pees? Christ, he's a fucking moron. Firstly, taking pot-shots at the French all the time makes you look childish and stupid. Like the slow kid in the classroom that still makes fun of the geek, three years after everyone else grows out of it. Secondly, the French nation contains MILLIONS of people. If this really is some silly "anti-war" statement, do you really believe that every single one of them is opposed to the war? Prick.
Guest Lord of The Curry Posted June 29, 2003 Report Posted June 29, 2003 Making fun of the French is SO last year. Everybody knows that mocking the Koreans are where it's at in the 2003. Oh, and fuck Bradshaw.
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted June 29, 2003 Report Posted June 29, 2003 Making fun of the French is SO last year. Everybody knows that mocking the Koreans are where it's at in the 2003. Oh, and fuck Bradshaw. Next year it''l be the Swiss, plus an increase in Belgium-bashing. *START NOW AND LOOK KEWL!!!*
Guest Choken One Posted June 29, 2003 Report Posted June 29, 2003 I'm still confused why this EXPERT STOCK BROKER need to ramble bout his purple penis...
Guest The Czech Republic Posted June 29, 2003 Report Posted June 29, 2003 Pull up at a urinal and pull out a purple penis. Of course, you Frenchmen shouldn’t be looking. Please forgive my constant jabs at the French. It’s not that I think they are cowards. They would have to be tougher to be cowards. Can anyone explain why he had to specifically exclude the French from looking at his cock while he pees? Christ, he's a fucking moron. I think he's playing hard to get. By drawing attention to his violet violator of unsuspecting Superstars, and then denying a look, he's practically broadcasting "Come on Frenchies! Take a look, and more if you'd like! Regardez mon baguette du raisin!
Guest Lord of The Curry Posted June 29, 2003 Report Posted June 29, 2003 Here's hoping the WWE realizes that the APA will blow on Smackdown and promptly move them to RAW for a feud with La Res.
Guest Showstoppa Icon Posted June 29, 2003 Report Posted June 29, 2003 Here's hoping the WWE realizes that the APA will blow on Smackdown and promptly move them to RAW for a feud with La Res. but then we'll never get that APA v. Show/Train spotfest all the smarks dream of
Guest The Czech Republic Posted June 29, 2003 Report Posted June 29, 2003 Here's hoping the WWE realizes that the APA will blow on Smackdown and promptly move them to RAW for a feud with La Res. Personally, I want to see a Bradshaw be LeRes's personal security, where he replaces card-playing for discussion of Voltaire, cigars for queer thin French cigarettes, and cheap beer for expensive champagne.
Guest NoSelfWorth Posted June 29, 2003 Report Posted June 29, 2003 Usually when someone whines and bitches for so long like this, it means they trying to convince themselves that whatever it is they believe in is the right view, and the opposing view, the one they're pissing and moaning about, is the wrong one. To me, this says Bradshaw is doubting his view on things, and is desparately trying to convince himself he's right.
Guest Lord of The Curry Posted June 29, 2003 Report Posted June 29, 2003 Either that or he's got a small penis and feels that by constantly mentioning it in public that it will somehow get bigger.
Guest webmasterofwrestlegame Posted June 30, 2003 Report Posted June 30, 2003 Bradshaw's blind patrionism is beyond laughable.
Guest Anglesault Posted June 30, 2003 Report Posted June 30, 2003 The "all French are gay" jokes are stupid. But damnit, the French have EARNED the coward jokes.
Guest OnlyMe Posted June 30, 2003 Report Posted June 30, 2003 But damnit, the French have EARNED the coward jokes. Even if that's true, why the hell does he bring it up there?
TheOriginalOrangeGoblin Posted June 30, 2003 Report Posted June 30, 2003 French haven't earned anything. Bradshaw's a little bitch for taking shows at the french 3 months after everyone else forgot about it. Good ol' Bradshaw from the great country of Texas.
Guest Lord of The Curry Posted June 30, 2003 Report Posted June 30, 2003 Now, French jokes are stupid and all but to say that the French haven't earned anything is just blind......
Guest OnlyMe Posted June 30, 2003 Report Posted June 30, 2003 Good ol' Bradshaw from the great country of Texas. Good ol' Bradshaw from the great planet of Bradshaw...
TheOriginalOrangeGoblin Posted June 30, 2003 Report Posted June 30, 2003 Now, French jokes are stupid and all but to say that the French haven't earned anything is just blind...... How is it blind? They said no to war. Wow. They didn't support America. Yippee doo. Neither did the rest of the world, so what? But I don't wnat to start a war argument so I'll leave it at that.
Guest Anglesault Posted June 30, 2003 Report Posted June 30, 2003 Bradshaw's a little bitch for taking shows at the french 3 months after everyone else forgot about it. Three months after the latest issue. However, France's embarassing history has been used in coward jokes for a long time. (See: Married with Children)
TheOriginalOrangeGoblin Posted June 30, 2003 Report Posted June 30, 2003 Bradshaw's a little bitch for taking shows at the french 3 months after everyone else forgot about it. Three months after the latest issue. However, France's embarassing history has been used in coward jokes for a long time. (See: Married with Children) I know about the history and the coward jokes I know of and all. But I seriously dobut Bradshaw knows shit about French history. He's blinded by idiotism and patriotism since you know he's talking about France not gonig to war and nto their history. You know I hate Triple H but I would much rather see Bradshaw put out of his misery by a sniper.
Guest Anglesault Posted June 30, 2003 Report Posted June 30, 2003 Bradshaw's a little bitch for taking shows at the french 3 months after everyone else forgot about it. Three months after the latest issue. However, France's embarassing history has been used in coward jokes for a long time. (See: Married with Children) I know about the history and the coward jokes I know of and all. But I seriously dobut Bradshaw knows shit about French history. He's blinded by idiotism and patriotism since you know he's talking about France not gonig to war and nto their history. You know I hate Triple H but I would much rather see Bradshaw put out of his misery by a sniper. You know, I didn't even consider that he calls them cowards specifically for not suppoting this war. I figured he was upset about that and started unloading jokes about their history. Good point. BTW, How Many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?
Lil' Bitch Posted June 30, 2003 Report Posted June 30, 2003 He was probably drunk when he wrote that. The guy has issues. I'm not a fan of the French either, but even I have my limits on country-bashing, sheesh.
Guest JMA Posted June 30, 2003 Report Posted June 30, 2003 The "all French are gay" jokes are stupid. But damnit, the French have EARNED the coward jokes. They haven't surrendered since WWII. The "cowards" are all old men now.
Guest JMA Posted June 30, 2003 Report Posted June 30, 2003 However, France's embarassing history has been used in coward jokes for a long time. (See: Married with Children) They also have a history of Imperialism.
Guest Anglesault Posted June 30, 2003 Report Posted June 30, 2003 They also haven't won any kind of major war since World War II They also have a history of Imperialism. So does anybody worth a fuck.
Guest OnlyMe Posted June 30, 2003 Report Posted June 30, 2003 Have they been in a major war since WW2?
Guest JMA Posted June 30, 2003 Report Posted June 30, 2003 They also haven't won any kind of major war since World War II So? They're not a war-like people anymore (although they once were).
Guest Anglesault Posted June 30, 2003 Report Posted June 30, 2003 Have they been in a major war since WW2? I believe they had troops in Vietnam. Don't quote me on that. So? They're not a war-like people anymore Which could imply cowardice.
Guest NoSelfWorth Posted June 30, 2003 Report Posted June 30, 2003 Not every country that doesn't want to go to war is cowardly.
Guest JMA Posted June 30, 2003 Report Posted June 30, 2003 Which could imply cowardice. Perhaps. Perhaps not. Maybe they're just peaceful isolationists.
Guest Monday Night Jericho Posted June 30, 2003 Report Posted June 30, 2003 I'm sure that Bradshaw's opinion will suddenly ''change'' when he realises that Paul Levesque comes from a French background.
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