Guest TheGame2705 Posted July 2, 2003 Report Posted July 2, 2003 OK so I have these few ants in my house that come from nowhere . Scary thing is, you kill one and then like 5 more show up. I killed one and it bled. An ant bled. Not like bug juice but like red dripped out of it as it died. Then near my trash there was a two-headed ant.
Guest Youth N Asia Posted July 2, 2003 Report Posted July 2, 2003 sleep with one eye open tonight...cause that's when they get ya.
Guest Miss Independant Posted July 2, 2003 Report Posted July 2, 2003 Do you happen to live near a nuclear power plant?
Guest Fook_Hing_Ho Posted July 2, 2003 Report Posted July 2, 2003 If you're having problems getting rid of the mutant ants, go rent "Them" for tips
Guest CoreyLazarus416 Posted July 2, 2003 Report Posted July 2, 2003 Beware offfffff theeeeeemmmmm...
Guest EricMM Posted July 2, 2003 Report Posted July 2, 2003 Poison will kill them eventually. But watch out for the mass gravesites around the poison.
Rendclaw Posted July 2, 2003 Report Posted July 2, 2003 Oregano leaves around the dorway and windows works too.... my mother used to do that when we would get invaded twice a year.... I could not sleep those nights it would be so bad.... ::shudders as he remembers::
Guest The Amazing Rando Posted July 2, 2003 Report Posted July 2, 2003 Now Self Cleaning MutANTS....leaves the fresh scent of pine...
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted July 2, 2003 Report Posted July 2, 2003 Clearly, the only way to defeat mutant ants is to get a mutant anteater.
Guest SP-1 Posted July 2, 2003 Report Posted July 2, 2003 Clearly, the only way to defeat mutant ants is to get a mutant anteater. Bingo. Agent is on to something here, methinks. Considering one of these ants is reportedly two-headed (and will no doubt grow in size the more it eats), the final showdown between the beast anteater and the two-headed ant would be QUITE spectacular.
Guest caboose Posted July 2, 2003 Report Posted July 2, 2003 Well when the ants claim back the planet from their human enslavers, at least I can boast that I posted on the same wrestling message board as the first victim of the MUTANT-ANT WARS!
Guest CED Ordonez Posted July 2, 2003 Report Posted July 2, 2003 Clearly, the only way to defeat mutant ants is to get a mutant anteater. Remember to sell tickets and try to get a PPV deal. Seriously though, I also demand pictures of these ants.
Guest AM The Kid Posted July 3, 2003 Report Posted July 3, 2003 AGHHH!!!!!! I have the mutant ants too! They invaded our house and only left recently because we poured down a shitload of poison. I still think we might have some in the basment though. I hate ants.
Guest TheGame2705 Posted July 3, 2003 Report Posted July 3, 2003 No ants today. We left traps. I fought the good fight and won. I'm a hero.
Guest wwF1587 Posted July 3, 2003 Report Posted July 3, 2003 No ants today. We left traps. I fought the good fight and won. I'm a hero. ::blows off for fireworks in celebration:: tommarow i shall hold the parade in your honor.....
Guest spiny norman Posted July 4, 2003 Report Posted July 4, 2003 Once Adam Ant attacked my house. Now *that* was scary.
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