Guest TheGame2705 Report post Posted July 2, 2003 OK so I have these few ants in my house that come from nowhere . Scary thing is, you kill one and then like 5 more show up. I killed one and it bled. An ant bled. Not like bug juice but like red dripped out of it as it died. Then near my trash there was a two-headed ant. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Youth N Asia Report post Posted July 2, 2003 sleep with one eye open tonight...cause that's when they get ya. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SP-1 Report post Posted July 2, 2003 I demand pictures. Seriously. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Miss Independant Report post Posted July 2, 2003 Do you happen to live near a nuclear power plant? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Fook_Hing_Ho Report post Posted July 2, 2003 If you're having problems getting rid of the mutant ants, go rent "Them" for tips Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CoreyLazarus416 Report post Posted July 2, 2003 Beware offfffff theeeeeemmmmm... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest EricMM Report post Posted July 2, 2003 Poison will kill them eventually. But watch out for the mass gravesites around the poison. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rendclaw 0 Report post Posted July 2, 2003 Oregano leaves around the dorway and windows works too.... my mother used to do that when we would get invaded twice a year.... I could not sleep those nights it would be so bad.... ::shudders as he remembers:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest El Satanico Report post Posted July 2, 2003 say no to acid...saaay nooo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Amazing Rando Report post Posted July 2, 2003 Now Self Cleaning MutANTS....leaves the fresh scent of pine... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted July 2, 2003 Clearly, the only way to defeat mutant ants is to get a mutant anteater. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SP-1 Report post Posted July 2, 2003 Clearly, the only way to defeat mutant ants is to get a mutant anteater. Bingo. Agent is on to something here, methinks. Considering one of these ants is reportedly two-headed (and will no doubt grow in size the more it eats), the final showdown between the beast anteater and the two-headed ant would be QUITE spectacular. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest caboose Report post Posted July 2, 2003 Well when the ants claim back the planet from their human enslavers, at least I can boast that I posted on the same wrestling message board as the first victim of the MUTANT-ANT WARS! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CED Ordonez Report post Posted July 2, 2003 Clearly, the only way to defeat mutant ants is to get a mutant anteater. Remember to sell tickets and try to get a PPV deal. Seriously though, I also demand pictures of these ants. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AM The Kid Report post Posted July 3, 2003 AGHHH!!!!!! I have the mutant ants too! They invaded our house and only left recently because we poured down a shitload of poison. I still think we might have some in the basment though. I hate ants. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheGame2705 Report post Posted July 3, 2003 No ants today. We left traps. I fought the good fight and won. I'm a hero. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest wwF1587 Report post Posted July 3, 2003 No ants today. We left traps. I fought the good fight and won. I'm a hero. ::blows off for fireworks in celebration:: tommarow i shall hold the parade in your honor..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest spiny norman Report post Posted July 4, 2003 Once Adam Ant attacked my house. Now *that* was scary. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
