What pisses you off?

[Guest Sandman9000]

People, generally.

 

Yes, I have social skills. No, I'm not going to waste them on you, you ignorant fuck. Fuck you.

 

And what's so wrong about me being in college and not drinking? I X my arms the same way that you wear that cross around your neck, except I'm faithful towards my beliefs.

[Guest The Upright Man]

Roommates who lure you into a room with the promise of delicious muffins only to kick you in the crumpets as you’re entering.

 

Roommates who constantly talk about committing matricide. I mean, just do it already and quit telling me about it you fucking pussy!

 

Roommates who whine on and on about how their “gal” is going to break up with them because she found out that he cheated on her for a THIRD TIME. “Dude, I love her so much, you don’t even know!”

 

Roommates who accuse you of killing their goldfish in retaliation of said crumpet-crushing incident (I was only going to pee on his face as he slept). Sorry chief, but sadly I am not God and cannot decide to use my powers of telepathy to knock Fishy Fishington off of the amazingly unsteady table that I only warned your stupid ass about FIVE HUNDRED fucking times. On a side note, what person names their fish FISHY FUCKING FISHINGTON? Fucking moron.

 

I also not to keen on roommates who "accidentally" stab you in the arm. Sorry I ate the last pickle, but I didn’t know that someone was allowed to call dibs (Yes, my roommate is a five year old) on something that he didn’t even pay for. Silly me, I guess next time you’ll have learn me dem rules a lil better on account a me being so not good in the ol’ hair pedestal! HYUK!

Edited July 6, 2003 by The Upright Man

[Guest The Upright Man]

I also hate fatties.

[Guest Vitamin X]

I'll go ahead and concur with the hating fatties.

[Guest Prototype450]

I hate when my brother hands my ass to me in No Mercy. It pisses me off to no end. Like this past Saturday he beat me 15 to 2 in a 30 minute iron man match. I kicked his ass for the first 5-10 minutes. Then he dropped me on my head and started working over all my body parts. he made me tap 13 times and pinned me twice. He won 15 straight. I was so pissed.

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

-The little prostitute who visits my cousin

-People who ask for favors and don't appreciate them, case in point, my grandmother asked my cousin to check the oil and transmission fluid, but she bought the oil , and transmission fliud in bottles that are the same color. My cousin may be as dumb as a brick, but he read the labels and knew which was which, and poured them in the proper areas of the car, the car ran fine. Later my grandmother told everyone that that motherfucker fucked up her car by putting oil in the transmission, and transmission fluid in the oil.

-People who ask you for money, but absolutely refuse to pay you back.

-People who cmmit enough sins that would make Lucifer cry, that go to church, and gossip in God's house (I'm not a Christian, but you get my point), and like to tell everyone that they will burn in Hell.

-Liars

-Anyone who questions my sexuality

 

That was my anger, if all of this happened in one day, I would rip someone's heart out.

[Guest Ripper]

Lets see.

 

People disrespecting female stars/singers. So you don't think they can act or sing...Insult their singing and acting. But it usually degrades into "She can't act because she is too busy thinking about whose dick she is going to suck, the slutty skanky whore-bitch." Its pathetic really.

 

Internet bullshit. When "DarthJeb666" says: Salma Hayek is alright. I wouldn't kick her out of bed, but she's not really that good looking...

 

REALLLLLLLLY???? Listen you delusional fucks. If you are on the internet at 2 AM on a saturday night chatting about who would win in a fight between Spock and Obi Won, I am guessing you would die for a chance to shake the hand of let alone have a relationship with the hollywood women that you claim are so flawed while on the internet. YES, you would date Britney Spears...YEAH, you would date Christina Agularia...YES, you would date Jennifer Lopez. NO you wouldn't "Just fuck them and leave them". You don't believe this shit and if you do you are really REALLY sad.

 

Anytime rap is brought up and the next post is "Fo shizzle, bitch-ass G-dawg, homie patna...dats tha real yo'" is written by some white guy. Listen...NO ONE TALKS LIKE THAT.

 

Anytime a black film is called good simply because it was a black film. "Baby Boy", "Bringing Down the House", "2 Fast 2 Furious", and "Belly" sucked..okay. They had bad acting, bad dialouge, bad pacing, bad plot, a bad script, just bad. Yet they get called a "great urban drama" or "great urban comedy" NO!! Good movies are good movies no matter who is in or directed it. Call crap crap.

 

People who suck their teeth...get a toothpick for christ sake.

 

Stupid people. I mean really, really stupid people. Like my old roomate who said that if he really wanted to Christopher Reeves could get up and walk...he is just making more money from disability and doesn't try... Or that all white women that only sleep with white men are not EVER sexually satisfied because white men have small penis's(this one came from a old girlfriend who was promptly broken up with) or the girl that said that all black people that don't talk slang are trying to be white(and truly believed this) Or that we really don't have oil in Texas, thats just what they tell us in schools to make us think america is more powerful than it really is.

 

If anyone you know has anything as stupid as these comments floating around their heads, it is your duty to shoot them and stop them from reproducing.

 

 

People that call great looking women fat and call skinny twig women with no curves HOT!!

 

Anyone from the surburbs that talk about the "ghetto" life. Stop it...please.

 

Sadly, most of these happened TODAY and I just needed to vent.

[Guest JMA]

It always annoys me when a poster says they hate Smart Marks, but are part of the board. That is very annoying.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

I hate crybabies.

[Guest Miss Independant]

Time to be a crybaby!

 

Going out with my friend and having every male within a 20 mile radius break their necks to hit on her, utterly ignore me, and then have to listen to her "This has never happened to me before!" speech.  Over.  And over.  And over.

I hear you there. It is pretty annoying to hear people say "Wow, your friend is SO hot!". That's nice, go tell her yourself and stop bugging me about it.

 

Oh no no, it's worse whenever they say, "You're so hot!" as you stand to the side with your thumb up your ass feeling like a troll. Case in point: My friend and I were attending a wrestling event (imagine that) and upon leaving, a happy family of mentally handicaps comes running up to her asking if she's a wrestler. "You shure is purdy enough to be one! I saws her and I said to Booger here - Booger get back here! Don't bite that man! No! - lookie that girl, she's a looker iffn' I ever seen one! She aught ta rassle!" Okay, maybe it wasn't that bad, but damnit, it hurt my feelings... I sound so bitter. And I am. I really am.

 

Also with the questioning my sexuality thing. I swear, just because I don't flirt (I can't. I've tried, it's so sad) does not mean I'm gay. I love men! Of course, I turn straight girls bi for shits and giggles, but that's only because I'm ehvil.

 

I really get pissed off at myself a lot that I'm scared of so many things. Working with people I don't know, speaking to strangers, going back to school, calling people, and approaching men. I'll sit and think about it, but I never do anything.

[Guest The Upright Man]

Soooo… yeah, um, yeah like just how ugly are you?

[Guest Cancer Marney]

Lets see.

 

People disrespecting female stars/singers.  So you don't think they can act or sing...Insult their singing and acting.  But it usually degrades into "She can't act because she is too busy thinking about whose dick she is going to suck, the slutty skanky whore-bitch."  Its pathetic really. 

 

Internet bullshit.  When "DarthJeb666" says: Salma Hayek is alright.  I wouldn't kick her out of bed, but she's not really that good looking...

 

REALLLLLLLLY????  Listen you delusional fucks.  If you are on the internet at 2 AM on a saturday night chatting about who would win in a fight between Spock and Obi Won, I am guessing you would die for a chance to shake the hand of let alone have a relationship with the hollywood women that you claim are so flawed while on the internet.  YES, you would date Britney Spears...YEAH, you would date Christina Agularia...YES, you would date Jennifer Lopez.  NO you wouldn't "Just fuck them and leave them".  You don't believe this shit and if you do you are really REALLY sad.

Word up, homie.

 

 

 

um... I mean, you da man. Oh, hell. <takes her cute but ghetto-clueless little white ass outside>

[Guest IDrinkRatsMilk]

I have to say I would definitely turn down sex with any celebrities unless they were old and/or ugly. If you do that, that makes you, you're set for life.

[Guest Miss Independant]

Soooo… yeah, um, yeah like just how ugly are you?

 

Not at all actually. Just just pissed orf. Kinda goes with the thread... ya know.

[Guest Ripper]

I have to say I would definitely turn down sex with any celebrities unless they were old and/or ugly. If you do that, that makes you, you're set for life.

The fuck ever.

 

If the celebrity that you considered absolutley beautiful offered you wild, sweaty, toe curling sex, you are not going to say "Sorry, but you are not old and ugly enough."

[Guest godthedog]

people who don't know what they're talking about and make blanket claims. if you haven't at least heard a reasonably good sample of bands, DO NOT say that blink 182 is "the best band eeeeeeeeeeeeeeever." if you've never strayed from your local blockbuster, DO NOT say that 'ferris bueller's day off' is "the best movie eeeeeeeeeever."

 

people who bitch about arthouse movies. just because you don't get it doesn't mean it's a piece of shit.

 

people who bitch about subtitles. "oh man, it takes enough effort to just watch a movie, now i have to READ it too?"

 

people who get excited when they hear that jerry bruckheimer has a new movie coming out.

[Guest IDrinkRatsMilk]

I have to say I would definitely turn down sex with any celebrities unless they were old and/or ugly. If you do that, that makes you, you're set for life.

The fuck ever.

 

If the celebrity that you considered absolutley beautiful offered you wild, sweaty, toe curling sex, you are not going to say "Sorry, but you are not old and ugly enough."

Oh, I would. Doing the opposite of what everyone else would gives you respect and recognition. Those are more important to me than sex.

I don't really fit the sexless internet geek criteria though... I would probably beg for sex if I never got any.

[Guest Ripper]

I have to say I would definitely turn down sex with any celebrities unless they were old and/or ugly. If you do that, that makes you, you're set for life.

The fuck ever.

 

If the celebrity that you considered absolutley beautiful offered you wild, sweaty, toe curling sex, you are not going to say "Sorry, but you are not old and ugly enough."

Oh, I would. Doing the opposite of what everyone else would gives you respect and recognition. Those are more important to me than sex.

I don't really fit the sexless internet geek criteria though... I would probably beg for sex if I never got any.

Not saying Kobe Bryant is a good basketball player and having reasons to back it up earns you respect...Saying Metallica sucked and always has will get you recognition; not having sex with a horney Halle Berry gets you laughed at.

[Guest JMA]

I hate crybabies.

Same here.

[Guest subliminal_animal]

Cleeeh-vuh.

[Guest The Upright Man]

I hate crybabies.

Same here.

I find it hilarious that the biggest pussy on the board has “Cry me a river…so I can down you.” as their member title. Real intimidating Baby Wah Wah.

[Guest JMA]

I find it hilarious that the biggest pussy on the board has “Cry me a river…so I can down you.” as their member title.  Real intimidating Baby Wah Wah.

I find it even more hilarious that the people complaining about me "crying" are themselves crying about hardyz1 being banned. And just look at hardyz himself crying about getting banned on other boards. Boo hoo. If he didn't do anything wrong he wouldn't have been banned. You also gain nothing by attempting to insult me. Do you think it will somehow make me feel bad about my actions?

 

Do you think it will somehow get hardyz1 back? Neither will happen. Your actions are futile. I suggest you follow the member title. If you have a problem with someone being banned you should talk to someone else. It's not my problem or my concern.

[Guest notJames]

people who bitch about arthouse movies.  just because you don't get it doesn't mean it's a piece of shit.

 

people who bitch about subtitles.  "oh man, it takes enough effort to just watch a movie, now i have to READ it too?" 

 

people who get excited when they hear that jerry bruckheimer has a new movie coming out.

Amen x 1000 on that. There should be a special place in hell reserved for mouth-breathing troglodytes like that.

 

Case in point: My wife and I saw American Beauty when it first came out. Granted, it's not an indie flick, but it's definitely not your average mainstream release. Anyway, the movie ends and we're left marvelling at what a great film it was. Meanwhile, there's this dimbulb yuppie couple sitting in front of us, and the woman turns to her date and says, "I didn't get a single thing about that movie." He turns to her and says, "Next time, I'm picking the movie" and they leave in a huff.

 

Tripe-swallowing plebes. I would have loved to see them try to sit through Happiness. "Ewwww, he jerked off onto his bedroom wall! I want my money back!!! When's the next showing of Runaway Bride?!?"

[Guest The ChriZa]

Sadly, my girlfriend is one of the aforementioned "I don't get it" movie viewers. Now I am a movie fucking FREAK, and as much as I love her (she bought me WMXIX tickets, bless her), trying to watch a movie with her about as much fun as fucking a snowman. If it doesn't have Julia Roberts or one of the "Friends" castmembers, she's not interested. Not that there's anything wrong with those individuals, but Jesus Harold Christ, open your mind once in a while.

 

Woah, I just flamed my GF. *sets up bed on the couch*

[Guest wildpegasus]

I hate it when people say "Why are you watching wrestling for? It's childish."

 

Repeat for anime and animation

 

Ditto for video games

 

When you're helping someone else move heavy objects and they're smoking ciggarettes at the same time

 

Drunk people-Extreamly stressfull

 

When you go out of your way to help someone out on a difficult job and than they start dissing your work

 

The Blockbuster TV commercials with the rabbit and his friend

[Guest godthedog]

people who bitch about arthouse movies.  just because you don't get it doesn't mean it's a piece of shit.

 

people who bitch about subtitles.  "oh man, it takes enough effort to just watch a movie, now i have to READ it too?" 

 

people who get excited when they hear that jerry bruckheimer has a new movie coming out.

Amen x 1000 on that. There should be a special place in hell reserved for mouth-breathing troglodytes like that.

 

Case in point: My wife and I saw American Beauty when it first came out. Granted, it's not an indie flick, but it's definitely not your average mainstream release. Anyway, the movie ends and we're left marvelling at what a great film it was. Meanwhile, there's this dimbulb yuppie couple sitting in front of us, and the woman turns to her date and says, "I didn't get a single thing about that movie." He turns to her and says, "Next time, I'm picking the movie" and they leave in a huff.

 

Tripe-swallowing plebes. I would have loved to see them try to sit through Happiness. "Ewwww, he jerked off onto his bedroom wall! I want my money back!!! When's the next showing of Runaway Bride?!?"

that's sad. 'american beauty' is very...what's so hard to understand about it?

 

i'd like to see them sit through 'weekend'.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I hate people who think every metal band under the sun sounds the same.

 

That statement only applies for pop country. The only difference is a male voice or a female voice.

[Guest Vitamin X]

The Blockbuster TV commercials with the rabbit and his friend

Imagine having to hear them for a good 8 hours a day, constantly playing on what feels like a 5-10 minute loop. I've got Blockbuster TV memorized.

 

Speaking of which, this thread inspired me to watch Clerks again, and have been inspired to modify my sig. I love the video store guy, his complaints are just so valid..

 

Customers being vague about what movie they're looking for..

 

Asking for help when in fact it's quite simple to look for something they might be more interested in themselves.. A prime example of this is when ghetto people come up to me and expect me to agree with them that OMG NARC AND BIKER BOYZ IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED! when in fact I couldn't even force myself to watch those movies... then ask me to recommend a movie for them. It's so difficult to do so, but that's why I keep recommending 25th Hour..It's like a common ground between the ghetto people and people with more than half a brain.

 

I also hate people who think every metal band is the same, without giving them a listen and having an open mind.

[Guest The ChriZa]

Customers being vague about what movie they're looking for..

"Do you have that one movie, with that one guy who was in that thing?"

 

 

"OOOOH! Navy Seals!!!!"

[Guest Vitamin X]

My coworker and I do the Navy Seals joke all the time, because yes, there's actually a movie called US NAVY SEALS..and there's a part 1 and part 2! Also, there's a movie called Marines in which we also extend that. What's funny is the coverbox is all 9/11'ed out, big american flags with patriotic and tough macho Marines or Navy Seals.