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Guest TheGame2705
Posted

Hmmm fishing with Rick Steiner....

 

as much as I despise the outdoors and as much as it makes him my pseudo-father, good idea

Guest Agent of Oblivion
Posted

hmm..he was one of Bischoff's huntin' buddies..

Guest Slingshot Suplex
Posted

two words.....

 

STRIP CLUB

 

That was easy

Guest kingkamala
Posted

Maybe he'll teach you how to stalk, steiner-line, kill and skin a deer.....that'd be pretty bitchin' come to think of it.

Guest Slingshot Suplex
Posted

That's how Ted Nugent does it

Guest The ChriZa
Posted

Wow, where can you find these deals?

 

I'd pay good money to spend an evening with Kamala, assuming he stayed in character the entire time. Shit, I'd let him move in.

Guest Choken One
Posted

I'd take my personal J.R and my Personal Kamala EVERYWHERE...

 

even to the bathroom

 

CO unzips pants...

 

JR: BAH GAWD! WHAT A MONSTER! DAMN THAT HUGE PURPLE SON OF A BITCH! DAMN IT TO HELL!

 

Kamala jumps on the sink and slams his fists into the wall

 

JR: BAH GAWD! WHAT IS THIS BEAST DOING? HELLFIRE AND BRIMSTONE AND BBQ SAUCE MY MOMMA REST HER SOUL IN HEAVEN DAMN HIM! HIS SOUL OUGHTA BURN IN HELL.

 

CO finishes...

 

CO: Done. U guys wanna eat? Ok cool...JR get Kamala's leash will ya.

Guest The ChriZa
Posted

I'd let The King move in too, but I have a feeling it would just turn into The Big Lebowski...

 

"Puppies!"

"Shut the FUCK up, Jerry!"

Guest Deviant
Posted
Ask him if there's any way he can somehow convince Scott to quit the WWE.

This is the best idea right here.

 

The personal JR is still one of the funniest running gags here, add a personal Kamala to the mix and you're set.

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