Guest Eagan469 Report post Posted July 3, 2003 Fred doesn't want you smokin' that jive, turkay! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Eagan469 Report post Posted July 3, 2003 I HAVE NO SENSE OF HUMOR! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JHawk Report post Posted July 3, 2003 LISTER: What do you mean you don't want to leave? RIMMER: We're happy here! KRYTEN: We've found a niche! RIMMER: We're the "Sensational Reverse Brothers!" We've only been here three weeks and we're a big hit! LISTER: RIMMER, everything is backwards! KRYTEN: We got used to it! RIMMER: It's true! Once you get over the initial shock, things actually make a lot more sense this way 'round. There's no death here. You start off dead, you have a funeral, then you come to life! As each year passes you get younger and younger until you become a newborn baby. Then you go back inside your mother, who goes back inside her mother, ans so on, until eventually we all become one glorious whole! LISTER: RIMMER, you already are one glorious hole! You've totally flipped, man. KRYTEN: We want to stay! LISTER: But we CAN'T stay! Look, I'm 25 now -- in 10 years time I'll be 15. I'll have to go through puberty again! Backwards! CAT: Imagine that! Your gajimbas will suddenly rise back into your body, and the next thing you know you're singing soprano in the school choir! LISTER: And worse than that -- in 25 years I'll be a little sperm, swimming around in somebody's testicles! I mean, pardon me, but that's just not how I saw my future! RIMMER: I'm telling you, things are better this way. It's our universe that's the wrong way round. KRYTEN nods in agreement. KRYTEN: Take war. War is a wonderful thing here! In fifty years time, the second world war will start -- backwards! CAT: And that's a good thing? KRYTEN: Millions of people will come to life. Hitler will retreat across Europe, liberate France and Poland, disband the Third Reich, and bog off back to Austria! RIMMER: We're smash hits here! We'd be crazy to leave. LISTER: RIMMER, we don't belong here! This place is crazy! RIMMER: Crazy? Death, disease, famine -- there's none of that here. KRYTEN: There's no crime! The first night we were here, a mugger jumped us and forced 50 pounds into my wallet at knifepoint! LISTER: Okay, okay! But look at the flipside of the coin. It's not all good. Take someone like, say... St. Francis of Assissi. In this universe, he's the petty-minded little sadist who goes around maiming small animals! Or Santa Claus -- what a bastard! RIMMER: Eh? LISTER: He's the big fat git who sneaks down chimneys and steals all the kid's favorite toys! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Grand Pubah of 1620 Report post Posted July 3, 2003 How rude! Hey man, I saw that chick on a Driven on VH1 about the Olsen Twins. She turned out pretty damn hot!~ BUT LOOK AT DJ! YEAH DJ! YES YES YES Find any other picture of Candice Cameron (preferrably one showing her whole body). She looks exactly the same now as she did in 5th grade, only a little taller and with kids. And I find that scary as hell. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted July 3, 2003 Can't we all just get along and agree... this should NOT bve singing Talking Heads songs. No, but it should sing Enter Sandman Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JHawk Report post Posted July 3, 2003 If music be the food of love, then masturbation is just a snack between meals. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted July 3, 2003 I am in awe of this thread. You're also in awe of double sided tape. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JHawk Report post Posted July 3, 2003 You've been a naughty girl, Miss Keibler! Go to my room! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted July 3, 2003 Who would win in a fight: Space Ghost or Birdman? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted July 3, 2003 Why does Maven have a hard-on in this picture? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Eagan469 Report post Posted July 3, 2003 Ladies and gentlemen...Mr. Elton John! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JHawk Report post Posted July 3, 2003 If love is a battlefield, why aren't there more dead people on the Jerry Springer Show? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Grand Pubah of 1620 Report post Posted July 3, 2003 Who would win in a fight: Space Ghost or Birdman? BRAK!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted July 3, 2003 Ladies and gentlemen...Mr. Elton John! Sir Elton John Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JHawk Report post Posted July 3, 2003 If God is love, and love is blind, does that mean Ray Charles is God? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest evenflowDDT Report post Posted July 3, 2003 If God is love, and love is blind, does that mean Ray Charles is God? If he can unseat Stevie Wonder, then maybe. If not, he's just another blind man waiting in line for a piece of the divine! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted July 3, 2003 If Money makes the world go round, but money is the root of all evil, does the world spinning cause evil? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JHawk Report post Posted July 3, 2003 If Triple H tears another quad, but there's nobody around to hear him scream, does he refuse to job to God? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted July 3, 2003 If Triple H tears another quad, but there's nobody around to hear him scream, does he refuse to job to God? He is God Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted July 3, 2003 Random WWF trivia: Name the one thing common to all 26 (or whatever) Taker themes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JHawk Report post Posted July 3, 2003 If Triple H tears another quad, but there's nobody around to hear him scream, does he refuse to job to God? He is God Dream conversation with Triple H: HHH: "I am the almighty Triple H! Ask me anything!" Me: You say you're God right? HHH: That is correct child! Me: If you're God...why that face? HHH: What the...? Me: It looks like you forgot to clean yourself off after a particular heavy bukkake session with Stephanie. HHH: That's it! You'll now job to the Pedigree! Me: Just like everybody else with more talent than you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted July 3, 2003 Back up in yo ass wit tha resurrection, it's the group harder than an erection that shows more affection! They wanna ban us on Capitol Hill, 'cause it's DIE MOTHERFUCKERS, DIE MOTHERFUCKERS, KILL!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Grand Pubah of 1620 Report post Posted July 3, 2003 The bell! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted July 3, 2003 The bell! bell, gong, whatever you want to call it is correct Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Grand Pubah of 1620 Report post Posted July 3, 2003 What did I win? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vern Gagne Report post Posted July 3, 2003 Was Mr.Rourke God or the Devil? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted July 3, 2003 What did I win? A date with Tim Moysey Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AM The Kid Report post Posted July 3, 2003 What ever happened to predictibility? The milkman, the paperboy, evening TV. Everywhere you look , everywhere you go (there's a heart). There's a heart A hand to hold onto. Everywhere you look , everywhere you go. There's a face Of somebody who needs you. Eveywhere you look, When you're lost out there and you're all alone, A light is waiting to carry you home, Everywhere you look. Everywhere you look. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
