It's a bird! It's a plane!

[Guest 5_moves_of_doom]

Wow. A card. Wow.

 

 

 

 

 

THOTH SHOCKS THE WORLD

 

 

HARDCORE GAMER'S CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH

CIA © vs. Va'aiga

 

 

#1 CONTENDERSHIP TO THE US TITLE

Crowe vs. Johnny Dangerous

 

 

SINGLES MATCH

Wildchild vs. Ejiro Fasaki

 

 

SINGLES MATCH

Jay Dawg vs. Nathaniel Kibagami

 

 

SINGLES MATCH

Dace Night vs. "The Judge" William Hearford

 

 

NON-TITLE SINGLES MATCH

Michael Craven vs. Longdogger Pete

 

 

ICTV TITLE MATCH

Stryke © vs. Beezel

 

 

MAIN EVENT

FOUR CORNERS MATCH

"TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson vs. The Boston Strangler vs. Frost vs. "Deathwish" Danny Williams

[Guest Crowe]

THOTH SHOCKS THE WORLD

~ By sticking his dick in Janus' ear! Which prompts Crow to come out and kill Thoth for stealing his man.

 

 

HARDCORE GAMER'S CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH

CIA © vs. Va'aiga

~ CIA to retain, Va'aiga's probably steal burning from a stinging loss to JD.

 

 

#1 CONTENDERSHIP TO THE US TITLE

Crowe vs. Johnny Dangerous

~ Whee. Yeah, I'll be writing for this match! OH MY GODZ!

 

 

SINGLES MATCH

Wildchild vs. Ejiro Fasaki

~ ....zuh? Fucked if I know... Ejiro just because he's been getting lessons from da Judge.

 

 

SINGLES MATCH

Jay Dawg vs. Nathaniel Kibagami

~ JD!

 

 

SINGLES MATCH

Dace Night vs. "The Judge" William Hearford

~ Dace says Judge is going down on him, but I doubt that, especially in the middle of the ring, so Judge to take it here. Now that's reasoning.

 

 

NON-TITLE SINGLES MATCH

Michael Craven vs. Longdogger Pete

~ Hmm...... Craven's on a roll, but the Doggah is the Doggah, and thus, I choose him.

 

 

ICTV TITLE MATCH

Stryke © vs. Beezel

~ Looking at Stryke to retain, if he don't, like it matters, Beezel be good champ.

 

 

MAIN EVENT

FOUR CORNERS MATCH

"TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson vs. The Boston Strangler vs. Frost vs. "Deathwish" Danny Williams

~ Hey, might as well go with Danny.

[Guest Space_Cowboy]

Prediciton-related fun.

 

THOTH SHOCKS THE WORLD

-> Thoth retires from the WF to take up a career in nude volleyball.

 

HARDCORE GAMER'S CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH

CIA © vs. Va'aiga

-> CIA's been looking strong, and i'll go with the Canadian to hold onto his belt for a while longer at least.

 

#1 CONTENDERSHIP TO THE US TITLE

Crowe vs. Johnny Dangerous

-> Crow to get after the US belt with a win here.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Wildchild vs. Ejiro Fasaki

-> The great JL feud between the two enters the WF, i'll go with Ejiro to just edge this out over Wildchild.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Jay Dawg vs. Nathaniel Kibagami

-> Could go either way, but i'll go with Jay Dawg.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Dace Night vs. "The Judge" William Hearford

-> Judge to carry his unbeatable tag form over to singles with a win here.

 

NON-TITLE SINGLES MATCH

Michael Craven vs. Longdogger Pete

-> Former XF9'ers collide! Methinks LDP will win, but Craven's more than capable of pulling it out.

 

ICTV TITLE MATCH

Stryke © vs. Beezel

-> It'll be tough, but i'll give it a go.

 

MAIN EVENT

FOUR CORNERS MATCH

"TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson vs. The Boston Strangler vs. Frost vs. "Deathwish" Danny Williams

-> I'll go with TNT, though any of the four can take it.

[Rawknight 0]

THOTH SHOCKS THE WORLD

 

 

HARDCORE GAMER'S CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH

CIA © vs. Va'aiga

 

-I have REAL trouble writing without a limiting stip to work round. I'm TOTALLY LOST here folks, and it's gonna take a minor miracle for me to win.

 

#1 CONTENDERSHIP TO THE US TITLE

Crowe vs. Johnny Dangerous

 

Dum diddy dum dum dum dum dum dum diddy dum dum. JD2 It'll be close though.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Wildchild vs. Ejiro Fasaki

 

Wow it's a fab four meeting! Kinda makes me nostalgic for my SJL debut. Ejiro.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Jay Dawg vs. Nathaniel Kibagami

 

JD1. Even if it's not hardcore. (and I hope JD3 gets bumped to REALLY confuse up the fed)

 

SINGLES MATCH

Dace Night vs. "The Judge" William Hearford

 

Trinity Pride Yo! Dace Dace Dace!

 

NON-TITLE SINGLES MATCH

Michael Craven vs. Longdogger Pete

 

The Doggah~! If he's not too busy thinking about Wrathalpalooza. It's coming.

 

ICTV TITLE MATCH

Stryke © vs. Beezel

 

I think we need to sign Tiger Ali Singh so we could have a tag team of Sikh and Stryke. Ummm.. Stryke.

 

MAIN EVENT

FOUR CORNERS MATCH

"TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson vs. The Boston Strangler vs. Frost vs. "Deathwish" Danny Williams

 

How much talent CAN you put into one match. Again, it's all about the Trinity though. Danny.

[Guest Dace59]

THOTH SHOCKS THE WORLD

 

Thoth either makes a great promo or jobs to the crowd reaction.

 

HARDCORE GAMER'S CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH

CIA © vs. Va'aiga

 

Trinity pride, Va'aiga.

 

#1 CONTENDERSHIP TO THE US TITLE

Crowe vs. Johnny Dangerous

 

Crowe

 

SINGLES MATCH

Wildchild vs. Ejiro Fasaki

 

Ejiro

 

SINGLES MATCH

Jay Dawg vs. Nathaniel Kibagami

 

JD

 

SINGLES MATCH

Dace Night vs. "The Judge" William Hearford

 

No Prediction of course.

 

NON-TITLE SINGLES MATCH

Michael Craven vs. Longdogger Pete

 

LDP

 

ICTV TITLE MATCH

Stryke © vs. Beezel

 

Beezel

 

MAIN EVENT

FOUR CORNERS MATCH

"TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson vs. The Boston Strangler vs. Frost vs. "Deathwish" Danny Williams

 

Trinity Pride again, with Danny.

[Guest DawnBTVS]

HARDCORE GAMER'S CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH

CIA © vs. Va'aiga

-Va'aiga

 

#1 CONTENDERSHIP TO THE US TITLE

Crowe vs. Johnny Dangerous

-Crowe

 

SINGLES MATCH

Wildchild vs. Ejiro Fasaki

-Go WC

 

SINGLES MATCH

Jay Dawg vs. Nathaniel Kibagami

-Jay Dawg

 

SINGLES MATCH

Dace Night vs. "The Judge" William Hearford

-Judge!

 

NON-TITLE SINGLES MATCH

Michael Craven vs. Longdogger Pete

-Longdogger

 

ICTV TITLE MATCH

Stryke © vs. Beezel

-Stryke

 

MAIN EVENT

FOUR CORNERS MATCH

"TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson vs. The Boston Strangler vs. Frost vs. "Deathwish" Danny Williams

- Danny's gonna pull the slight upset here

[Guest The Superstar]

THOTH SHOCKS THE WORLD

 

~How there was a large Charlie Matthews where it leads in order to win in Heavyweight championship of the world of the SWF, whether was インスピレーシヨン he, how concerning to speak the Thoth, him. He throws and the Grappler to the SWF, takes under that wing. (?!?!)

 

HARDCORE GAMER'S CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH

CIA © vs. Va'aiga

 

~The fucking person, self-will taste it does the Va'aiga, it is the holy shit. He is the very bad donkey. But it wins with the cia very close match. But that is the house of the quiet VA'AIGA!

 

#1 CONTENDERSHIP TO THE US TITLE

Crowe vs. Johnny Dangerous

 

~I love the crow more from my itself parent. He is good very to me, it is very tasty. The dangerous Johnny me you shuddered with the Wrathapalooza, you applied, but, that has not happened clearly. I crow love your!

 

SINGLES MATCH

Wildchild vs. Ejiro Fasaki

 

~The Ejiro person is the part of the team of the most dominant bill, he is the important part, is 1 year old where the writer of my taste becomes directly. Being to be the son whose 1 year old female dog where he is fast is hard, never the calculation Wildchild, however. The Ejiro chooses one. (?!?)

 

SINGLES MATCH

Jay Dawg vs. Nathaniel Kibagami

 

~When he writes, the Nathan is the splendid writer. However, he to be the lackadaisical very, that damaged him. The Janus like the insect crushed him. The Thoth destroys him. But the Jay dog? we see. I in him, mean the countdown which is in accordance with the word which " ash " last night is put.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Dace Night vs. "The Judge" William Hearford

 

~Spiritual judge. He is strong mind. 1 person of my taste. But he is old. It is old very. The Dace night is the maniac of the fucking hardcore which has the weedwhacker. The Dace that the fact that it becomes loose the human chest, him the judge whom it is defeated is cut, but? don't I know.

 

NON-TITLE SINGLES MATCH

Michael Craven vs. Longdogger Pete

 

~The SWF must offer the Michael Craven, best writer presently is. As for me that style it is dear, as for all him. But the LDP is master of the Wrathapalooza. However, the WAP last year was kept with the back court of the ash. God praises the ash.

 

ICTV TITLE MATCH

Stryke © vs. Beezel

 

~The Stryke made the splendid return, defeat almost the thing undefeated of request, is that lawful. If it is what where the El Scorcho is cool, does not hide and are not. you in the house bring the bacon, as for him whom, does not bring, in the house championship does not bring in the house the turkey.

 

MAIN EVENT

FOUR CORNERS MATCH

"TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson vs. The Boston Strangler vs. Frost vs. "Deathwish" Danny Williams

 

~The Boston strangler - it is the homosexual person who was opened, I like that of the person. He controls, that is very sexy. The Thomson tailor the winner of the American junior, and is hot very. The frost is cool, it is the icelandic loser. Danny who? everyone laughs worry with yell. TBS!

[Guest TheBostonStrangler]

Damn j00 and your crazy Babelfish translations. Z NEVER should have showed that to you.

 

 

THOTH SHOCKS THE WORLD

 

The World shocks Thoth right back, prompting an epic six-month feud. The World wins when Mars turns on Thoth.

 

HARDCORE GAMER'S CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH

CIA © vs. Va'aiga

 

Drewski

 

#1 CONTENDERSHIP TO THE US TITLE

Crowe vs. Johnny Dangerous

 

STUPID FUCKING BIRD!!!!!!!

 

SINGLES MATCH

Wildchild vs. Ejiro Fasaki

 

Wildchild

 

SINGLES MATCH

Jay Dawg vs. Nathaniel Kibagami

 

Mr. Galatea (but seriously, JD)

 

SINGLES MATCH

Dace Night vs. "The Judge" William Hearford

 

Judge

 

NON-TITLE SINGLES MATCH

Michael Craven vs. Longdogger Pete

 

Craven

 

ICTV TITLE MATCH

Stryke © vs. Beezel

 

Beezel

 

MAIN EVENT

FOUR CORNERS MATCH

"TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson vs. The Boston Strangler vs. Frost vs. "Deathwish" Danny Williams

 

Someone with a "t" somewhere in their name.

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

THOTH SHOCKS THE WORLD

-That better be one big ass set of battery cables.

 

HARDCORE GAMER'S CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH

CIA © vs. Va'aiga

-I have a soft spot in my heart for both guys, but I think the league could use some stability right now with the undercard belts and I like CIA to help shore up the Hardcore division with humor, good wrestling and boffo spots.

WINNER: CIA

 

#1 CONTENDERSHIP TO THE US TITLE

Crowe vs. Johnny Dangerous

-Dangerous looks to be AWOL, so you have to go with Crow by default. Although, he has no-showed like a mother since being bumped.

WINNER: DOUBLE NO-SHOW

 

SINGLES MATCH

Wildchild vs. Ejiro Fasaki

-Good fast paced cruiser match here with varying styles, one the insane luchadore and the other the more mat based puro guy. I think Ejiro is the more solid, all around writer at this time and should be able to mesh the characters and styles best.

WINNER: EJIRO FASAKI

 

SINGLES MATCH

Jay Dawg vs. Nathaniel Kibagami

-Honestly, I look at this matchup and go "meh." That's sad. You guys are sad. STOP BEING SAD! WHIP ASS! Actually, I see this being razor thin close and it's all going to come down to whomever's on. Eh, I'll go with gut feeling.

WINNER: JAY DAWG

 

SINGLES MATCH

Dace Night vs. "The Judge" William Hearford

-I think you might wind up getting a styles clash here. I would like to see some wild interference and run-ins here to greater set off the opposing stables involved. I like Judge's clean, concise writing and feels that gives him the edge in a straight up singles match.

WINNER: JUDGE HEARFORD

 

NON-TITLE SINGLES MATCH

Michael Craven vs. Longdogger Pete

-Principle alone has me going with LDP.

WINNER: LDP

 

ICTV TITLE MATCH

Stryke © vs. Beezel

-During his last run, I was touting Stryke as being underrated and vastely improved. With the major upset win over Danny he needs a few successful title defenses to further prove himself. I said last week that when I pick Beezel he doesn't win, I didn't pick him and he won. Maybe that's good karma for you.

WINNER: STRYKE

 

MAIN EVENT

FOUR CORNERS MATCH

"TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson vs. The Boston Strangler vs. Frost vs. "Deathwish" Danny Williams

-Me. Duh.