HeldDOWN~! Booking 7-10-03

[Guest Zack Malibu]

OK gang, this is one of the first times, if not THE first that a match is being booked in advance for HeldDOWN~! Next week, the show will feature a 10 man Battle Royal, with the two survivors facing off in the main event. The prize?

 

A shot at the World Title at License To Pin!

 

The contestants are (and if there is a problem, please let me know as I'll take you out and substitute you)

 

The Slacker

K Money

Caboose

Hex Machina

Shattered Dreams

CWM

Calvin Szechstein

Anglesault

FOSHI

Some Guy

 

If there is a problem with this, let me know. I did not include people such as Crystal, Axel, or Brock due to their angle and tag match plans, nor did I include the Dream Machines depending on how their angle ensues. I hope there is no problem with this.

 

Other than these matches, what else can we expect?

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Fall out from the Dream Machines/Featured Attraction face to face meeting that's happening on Aggression I'm guessing. Plus if we could get a match that would be nice.

[Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

Crystal/Axel vs. Brock/Heyross FINALLY happens.

[Guest Zack Malibu]

LPYC, what about Dream Machines vs. Toy Machine?

[Guest What?]

This week, there actually WILL be a Black Label promo

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

LPYC, what about Dream Machines vs. Toy Machine?

If Rando is up for it then okay.

[Guest Lightning Flik]

Slacker will be in the battle royal.

 

Choko will be in a promo from her home.

 

And I'm also currently working on something else, that may or may not fly. Depends...

[Guest Kingpk]

That's a good idea. Toy Machine feels slighted and challenges us.

[Guest caboose]

I'd like to be removed from the battle royal for the title shot. I do not want to job.

 

Only if I get to decide my fate, I want full creative control.

 

If I do not win, at least seven people must be involved in trying to elimnate me, and even then I should be eliminated because I choose to leave.

 

^That is what Popick said to me over AIM in the space of five minutes.

 

If you make me a MOD, I can stop Popick from being a dick.

 

Remember, a vote for me, is a vote for Caboose. I hate Popick.

[Guest Lightning Flik]

I'd like to be removed from the battle royal for the title shot. I do not want to job.

 

Only if I get to decide my fate, I want full creative control.

 

If I do not win, at least seven people must be involved in trying to elimnate me, and even then I should be eliminated because I choose to leave.

 

^That is what Popick said to me over AIM in the space of five minutes.

 

If you make me a MOD, I can stop Popick from being a dick.

 

Remember, a vote for me, is a vote for Caboose. I hate Popick.

Ok. If that's what Popick just said over AIM, caboose just earned my vote.

 

Now that's only if. For some reason I don't believe it, but meh. Weirder things happen.

 

And weee! I know the fate of the battle royal! I feel so special! Weee! There's no way I'm spoiling it for everyone who's wondering.

 

...and no, Choko is not magically going to get involved in the battle royal, beat everyone in the royal (besides Popick), then beat Popick in the Main Event, actually proves that she never really liked Zack at all but just used natual fauning technique to get a shot at the world title, then she goes over Zack at License to Pin and becomes your New OAOAST Champion.

 

You'd probably like the above scenario wouldn't you?

[Guest Tony149]

Caboose, were you joking or did BPP really say that?

[Guest SP-1]

You know, strangely enough, I'd mark out for Choko getting the monster push and becoming OAOAST Champion.

[Guest Lightning Flik]

You know, strangely enough, I'd mark out for Choko getting the monster push and becoming OAOAST Champion.

Hehe... That'd be funny, but she'd have to turn heel.

 

 

...and I'm not sure if that's possible.

[Guest SP-1]

You have a good point there. She's too cute.

 

. . unless she went all Gollum-ish psycho or something.

[Guest Lightning Flik]

You have a good point there. She's too cute.

 

. . unless she went all Gollum-ish psycho or something.

...actually, I do know how I can turn her heel. I also know when that'll happen. I also know for a fact it WILL happen.

 

...and you probably won't like her when she does.

[Guest CanadianChick]

No! Don't turn Choko heel!

[Guest Lightning Flik]

No! Don't turn Choko heel!

Don't worry. That's not for a long time (about maybe at least 4 months down the road, probably longer) yet.

[Guest caboose]

Caboose, were you joking or did BPP really say that?

Well considering Popick isn't even in the Battle Royal, I must be joking.

 

But I wouldn't put it past him to refuse to job in a match he isn't even in.

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

dammit caboose, drop the popick wont job act...

i do not like being referred to as a "dick"

thank you.

 

 

anywho, i will be on the show explaining why i attacked Some Guy.

 

if he wants to show up, he should pm me

[Adam 0]

I'll be doing another promo this week.

[Guest caboose]

dammit caboose, drop the popick wont job act...

 

Then maybe you shouldn't bust out the 'leg shaving' jokes at random times.

 

i do not like being referred to as a "dick" 

 

Well duh.

 

thank you.

 

No thank you for giving me a joke to run into the ground.

 

 

On a sidenote, if anyone has taken any of my jokes or frankly anything I say seriously, then you all deserve to be laughed at.

 

I am Caboose. I am lazy. I am to be ignored.

[Adam 0]

settle caboose, settle.

[Guest CanadianChick]

Anyone want to be in 24/7 title segments? PM me...

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

crystal, if you wanted to have a 24/7 segment towards the end, you could include me

 

im not sure what youre wanting crystal to show in the segment, so pm me if youre interested

[Guest Zack Malibu]

im not sure what youre wanting crystal to show in the segment

Stop trying to mack to CC, Popick.

 

[Guest SP-1]

I'm planning to start a shitstorm on hD. Just a heads up. I'm kicking into overdrive for the next few weeks for Poet/Gobline.

[Guest Zack Malibu]

I'm planning to start a shitstorm on hD.

So should this episode be sponsored by Paunch's Poncho's? Erik Estrada could use the money.

 

*obscure pop-culture reference*

[Guest Lightning Flik]

Enjoy the show. Cause your going to be depriaved of the Cuteness Lady Choko. Sorry, but she's still recovering from injury this week.

 

Edit: Actually I'll explain why the sudden change of plans after this heldDOWN

Edited July 9, 2003 by Lightning Flik

[Guest Zack Malibu]

Remember gang, please try to have it all in by late tonight!

[Guest caboose]

I forgot to mention a promo from Caboose is to be sent in.