A strange dream I had last night

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

....a smartmark, but for the purpose of this thread lets just assume it's me. It starts out with Goldberg giving an interview on WWE.com, he insults all of us, calling us losers, and faggots, which leads us to start "Fuck Goldberg" threads. One week later, Goldberg challenges one smart mark to go down to wherever the WWE is wrestling at (I forget where), and face him. As we are watching on TV, RAW sucks as usual, at the one hour mark, Vince comes out and announces that the roster split is over, the crowd cheers for some reason, and we go to commercial. After the break, Steiner and Stacy come out for a handicapped match that they were just told about, after they get in the ring, their opponent comes out, The Big Show, Show kills Steiner, and forces Stacy to tag, Show finishes her with a very stiff Earthquake, followed by two aftershocks, Stacy coughs up blood, and leaves on a stretcher. As we approach the end, Goldberg comes out, and grabs the microphone demanding a smartmark. Some guy steps out (I can't remember his appearance, but again since this was my dream, let's assume it was me), Goldberg calls him a fag, and a loser, the smartmark responds by calling him names to, Goldberg makes crying faces for some reason, and the smartmark gets pissed and threatens to "No Sell him until the cows come home, " and he gets int he ring. Goldberg kills him with a spear and a jakchammer, but the smartmarks sits up just like Kane, while Goldberg has his back turned, he grabs him, and hits a German suplex, dropping Goldberg on his head, the smartmark covers him, and gets the victory, he celebrates, and the show ends.

 

I must be crazy.

[Guest Dynamite Kido]

yes......yes you are......wishful thinking though

[Guest Steviekick]

very bizarre

[Guest AndrewisyourHero]

I think if the big show earthquaked stacy she'd be a permanent part of the mat..

[gWIL 0]

Dude that's nothing I just a dream with the main event was Eddie vs Chavo for the WWE title, anyway half way through the match Essa Rios comes and hits a moonsault on Chavo so Tazz now doing the Tazmanic gimmick for some reason, and chokes everybody out but then Giant Gonlez comes out and hit these weak choke slams on everyone only to be destoryed by fake Razor Ramon

[Guest Choken One]

I dreamt about Scott Steiner becoming my Boss...

[Guest TheGame2705]

I dreamt about Scott Steiner becoming my Boss...

If you wanna say it in a family-TV appropriate way

[Guest Choken One]

At least I wanted to fuck the MORE TALENTED Steiner...

 

You sank low for the other one...

[Guest TheGame2705]

Yea well Rick still has his peak and his freak.