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FUCK! I just got shot

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Guest DrTom
If you guys are willing to ban over "crybaby" in CE...

No one was banned for calling anyone a "crybaby." I'd suggest knowing what you're talking about before lugging the soapbox out of your garage next time, slugger.

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Guest MrRant

Damnit Tom would you please leave who you are quoting in the post when you quote someone so I don't have to read a whole thread to fine it.

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Guest TheZsaszHorsemen
If you guys are willing to ban over "crybaby" in CE...

No one was banned for calling anyone a "crybaby." I'd suggest knowing what you're talking about before lugging the soapbox out of your garage next time, slugger.

Enough with the patronizing bullshit DrTom. If I was wrong, just come out and say why. I'm not so stubborn that I can't accept ANY contradiction. If I was worng: so be it.

 

But you being an antagonistic pissant isn't helping anybody. The "crybaby" thing was the jist of what I caught from WDI, which is the only place I read up on about hardyz's banning.

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Guest HungryJack

He wasn't banned for calling JMA a crybaby, he was warned about it, which he promptly ignored, which is obviously grounds for a ban. it's fairly simple, and it's been stated several times.

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Guest DrTom
If I was wrong, just come out and say why. I'm not so stubborn that I can't accept ANY contradiction. If I was worng: so be it.

Fine. He was banned for ignoring two different warnings given by two different moderators. One alone is ample precendent to ban him. This has been mentioned several times both here and at WDI in the past few days, so I'm actually surprised you haven't come across it yet.

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Guest AM The Kid

Well, this is kinda neat. I'd think getting shot in the arm would hurt pretty damn bad and probably prevent you from going on the computer...such a sad attempt.

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Guest CanadianChick

SPOILER!!!

 

Spoiler (Highlight to Read):

You are going to die alone

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Guest The ChriZa
SPOILER!!!

 

Spoiler (Highlight to Read):

You are going to die alone

That sounded uncannily like something I heard Triumph the Dog tell a Star Wars fan once.

 

Oh well, its still funny.

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Guest JHawk
SPOILER!!!

 

Spoiler (Highlight to Read):

You are going to die alone

Ah, my biggest fear. Luckily nobody's talking about me.

 

Does anybody know if the guy has actually gone to the hospital yet?

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Guest TheGame2705
That's the funniest thing I've ever heard a dog say.

That's the stupidest insult I've ever heard anyone say.

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Guest The ChriZa

That wasn't quite as funny as him telling Simon from American Idol, "No seriously, you're a big star, you're the star of American Idol. They should call it British Homo."

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Guest spiny norman

He says he just got shot than says it was two hours ago. This guy is full of crap!

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Guest Sandman9000

Bah.

 

When I get shot, I don't go around bragging about it. I just yank the slug out and go about my business.

 

Kids these days.

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Guest Nater

1. Never deal with more than 200$ at a time.

2. Never go alone.

3. Should a crackhead dealer want to bust up over 200$ with more than 1 person, call 911 that shots were fired in your vicinity so that "a stray hit me".

4. Never post on TSM about soured deals.

5. HAHAHAA~~

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Guest Ripper

I didn't get a chance to read the rest of the post but I got something that is worse than getting shot. Having to shoot someone.

 

I was at this drug deal last night and this guy insist on going down on me to seal the deal. I'm all, no dude, just give me the money and lets go, but NO!! He keeps trying so I had to shoot him in the arm. I took his money and shit just for the hassle and stress that I had to go through. Man I hope to never hear from THAT kid again.

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Guest Zack Malibu

THIS JUST IN:

 

Police were dispatched to General Hospital in Anytown USA today, when a man with a bullet wound, some 2-3 hours old, walked in for treatment.

 

Apparently the wounded, Cynical Profit, admitted to a drug deal gone wrong. The perpetrator of the shooting was revealed to be a Mr. Brian Gerwitz, an employee of World Wrestling Entertainment.

 

"Look, the guy wanted a dimebag, some X, a little snort-snort...guess he was going to a party or something, but he told me he needed it for a "writing seminar"." said Mr. Profit. "When I asked him what he wrote, he made mention of the WWE. All I did was make one comment about how they need to get the RAW Title onto someone other than Triple H, and he flipped on me, pulling out the gun and firing. I tried to turn, but the bullet grazed my arm, and here I am. Bastard even took back the mint condition Spider-Man comics he was paying me with!"

 

Police are now on the lookout for Mr. Gerwitz, and have contacted the WWE about any other staff members possibly involved in drug use.

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Guest Ripper
THIS JUST IN:

 

Police were dispatched to General Hospital in Anytown USA today, when a man with a bullet wound, some 2-3 hours old, walked in for treatment.

 

Apparently the wounded, Cynical Profit, admitted to a drug deal gone wrong.  The perpetrator of the shooting was revealed to be a Mr. Brian Gerwitz, an employee of World Wrestling Entertainment.

 

"Look, the guy wanted a dimebag, some X, a little snort-snort...guess he was going to a party or something, but he told me he needed it for a "writing seminar"." said Mr. Profit.  "When I asked him what he wrote, he made mention of the WWE.  All I did was make one comment about how they need to get the RAW Title onto someone other than Triple H, and he flipped on me, pulling out the gun and firing.  I tried to turn, but the bullet grazed my arm, and here I am.  Bastard even took back the mint condition Spider-Man comics he was paying me with!"

 

Police are now on the lookout for Mr. Gerwitz, and have contacted the WWE about any other staff members possibly involved in drug use.

When asked about other employees drug use, WWE performer Trish Stratus answered "Oh no, not this time...fuck you Retro Rob" and stormed away. Officers were too distracted by her ass to even ask who "Rob" was.

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Guest The Old Me

So, what ever happened to this dipshit? Is he dead yet? Is he? Is he?

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Guest Zack Malibu
So, what ever happened to this dipshit? Is he dead yet? Is he? Is he?

Gerwitz? No. If he was he'd be getting dry humped on RAW as part of the Orton push. You know how they are with necrophelia.

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Guest cynicalprofit
This thing deserves a spot in Classic Threads for the absurdity alone.

ah, someone got the joke

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Guest JangoFett4Hire

Is it possible to access the smarkboard from beyond the grave, like thru a ouiji board?

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Guest Retro Rob
This thing deserves a spot in Classic Threads for the absurdity alone.

ah, someone got the joke

In order for something to be a joke doesn't it need a punchline?

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Guest Zack Malibu
Is it possible to access the smarkboard from beyond the grave, like thru a ouiji board?

Hmm, good question? Any volunteers willing to be killed via a mob of smarks in order to find this out?

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Guest cynicalprofit

oh man, I just want to make a joke thread (which hopefully goes classic) and some people take it WAY to serious.

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Guest Vern Gagne

You could of kept it up. Either saying you lost an arm, or you died... and know you're posting from beyond the grave.

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