WALT DISNEY WORLD BRAWL~!

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

FOR ALL INFORMATION::: THE WINNERS OF EACH DAY WERE RANDOMLY DRAWN FROM A HAT...SO DON'T GET SO PISSED IF YOU LOST!

 

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The smell of tourism is thick in the air as cameras are stationed throughout the Magic Kingdom for Day One of what will most likely go down in history as one of the greatest series of brawls ever.

 

Axis: We are here LIVE above the train station on Main Street, USA to give you fans the best bang for your buck.

 

King: Yes sir…we have video screens surrounding us so we don’t miss a beat of the action!

 

Axis: Now lets take it down to Annie Eclectic…who is doing our introductions and helping officiate over the next few days.

 

The scene switches down to Annie, who is looking all FINE in a hardcore way, with various wrestlers behind her. Annie reads off a card.

 

Annie: Ladies and Gentlemen…it’s time for Day One of the SWF/SJL Disney World Invitational Brawl! The rules are simple…find the balloon with the golden ticket and bring it to Guest Relations and read what the card says…

 

Axis: For those at home…the card says “Mickey Is Teh Rule!”

 

The participants await posed behind the turnstiles.

 

Annie: Here are your competitors…

 

 

…SWF Veteran Tyler McClelland…

 

 

…One half of Justice and Rule…Ejiro!

 

 

…The SWF’s favorite dad…Longdogger Pete…

 

 

…Jobber to the n00bs…Mathew Kivell…

 

 

…SJL superstar Aecas…

 

 

…SJL World Champion…Charlie “The Grappler” Matthews…

 

 

…and TNT…Taylor Nicholas Thompson!!!

 

 

Axis: What a lineup…

 

King: Looks like a police lineup…

 

The wrestlers are ready…

 

Annie: On my horn…You best get moving…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

BVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVTTTTT!

 

 

 

 

The men all push through, but Kivell gets stuck going through the turnstiles and flips onto his head. The others race off in different directions as Kivell stands back up slowly and begins to follow Ejiro, who is heading down the left side of Main Street.

 

The wrestlers all seem to get to the hub at the same time, but Pete has disappeared!

 

Axis: There they all are…but where is Pete?

 

King: I’m checking…I can’t find him…

 

They all look off in different directions and begin to sprint, with Tyler finding a golden balloon tied on a rail. He pops it but finds nothing. Aecas runs past him laughing and heads for Fantasyland, only to get caught with a dropkick by TNT, who just flew over a crowd of people and hit Aecas hard.

 

King: Wow…that could have been dangerous!

 

The scene switches to Kivell, who was caught in a landslide mass of people and pushed into The Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Room. He looks unamused at the robotic birds and tries helplessly to get out, but no dice.

 

Jose: ..where the birds sing words…and the flower croon…at the…

 

Kivell: …GET ME OUT OF HERE!

 

Suddenly the camera catches Pete, who snuck through Tomorrowland Terrace and has wound up riding along the Tomorrowland Transit Authority…

 

LDP: What…there could be balloons in here.

 

From behind him, however, running along the dangerous track…is Tyler, who had spotted Pete from the ground and has jumped from car to car to try and catch Pete, who is so far unaware of the man behind him.

 

As they enter Space Mountain, Pete continues looking around for balloons, and finally notices Pete coming his way. A nightvision camera catches the action as Pete dives out of his car and comes at Tyler with a clothesline, causing him to almost fall off the track. Another car is heading there way, so Pete and Tyler both jump up into it and continue there fight standing in the front car, much to the delight of some guests a few cars back.

 

Kid: Wow…look at em!

 

Mom: He’s so strong!

 

Dad: Shut up!

 

Both men continue their battle as they exit Space Mountain and the car heads toward the Tomorrowland stage.

 

Pete: Holy shit! A balloon

 

Tyler: Where?

 

Both men dive out of the car and clamor toward the balloon, tied to the railing. They pop it and watch as a silver ticket falls to earth.

 

Pete/Tyler: Shit!

 

Both men hop into the next car and ride back toward the exit as the scene switches to Grappler, who is running through Frontierland at a blistering pace, looking high and low for a balloon.

 

Axis: Grappler is going so fast he might miss one…

 

King: Wait…look!

 

Grappler and King seem to spot it at about the same time, as sitting on the dock of Tom Sawyer Island is a balloon. Matthews takes off running for the dock and manages to catch a boat, but is ticked to see Ejiro riding along as well!

 

Ejiro: It’s mine, champ…

 

Matthews: We’ll see, punk…

 

The two men are surrounded by guests and can’t get near each other, but they wait patiently as the boat docks and the gate is opened. Ejiro is the first off as he grabs the balloon, but Matthews locks in a reverse front facelock and drops Ejiro to the dock hard. Matthews grabs the balloon and pops it, but finds no ticket.

 

Grappler: ……maybe there are other balloons around here…

 

Matthews takes off into the island as Ejiro slowly gets up and hops back on the boat, leaving Grappler to his hunt.

 

Axis: Shouldn’t Ejiro be following Charlie?

 

King: Don’t you know how many kids WITH BALLOONS run around on that island? Matthews could be there all day!

 

Axis: Good point, King.

The scene switches back to Kivell, who has finally managed to escape from the Tiki Tiki Tiki Room, as has headed for the Swiss Family Treehouse, he passes right by the Agrabah section, and misses THOTH riding the Flying Carpets and having a jolly old time.

 

Axis: Was that Thoth?

 

King: Everybody gets a week down here for free…they are using their time wisely…

 

Kivell jumps the turnstiles into the Treehouse, but gets stopped by an attendant.

 

Attendant: What are you doing, sir?

 

Kivell: Looking for balloons…

 

Attendant: Well you have to go through the turnstiles first…

 

Kivell: Fine fine…

 

Kivell jumps back over and goes through the turnstiles, but slips up again and falls on his face once more.

 

Kivell: Sonofa…

 

Attendant: Now son this is Disney…no cursing…

 

Guests behind him laugh as Kivell begins his run up through the treehouse…

 

Attendant: And no running!

 

Kivell doesn’t care and continues his quest. From the camera’s vantage point Aecas and TNT can be seen zooming across Adventureland and toward Splash Mountain. The scene switches to follow the two wrestlers.

 

TNT: Leave me alone…I’m heading for Splash Mountain…

 

Aecas: …why…

 

TNT: Could be a balloon there!

 

Aecas: …really…

 

Aecas catches TNT and trips him up, knocking him down and allowing Aecas the time needed to run into the line and through the trails. Along the way he finds a balloon and pops it, but finds nothing inside.

 

Aecas: Dammit!

 

TNT suddenly comes from behind and pushes Aecas hard, sending them both barreling toward the entrance to the attraction. An attendant stops them.

 

Attendant: Welcome to Splash Mountain…Home of the Big Splash…The Rootin-est Tootin-est Water Ride here in the Magic Kingdom! How many in your party?

 

TNT/Aecas: What party?

 

Attendant: Two…okay right this way…

 

Aecas tries to get away and head for Chicken Bridge but the Attendant stops him and shoves him and TNT down into the logs.

 

Axis: Is Aecas scared?

 

King: …I’m not sure…

 

Aecas lets out a yelp as the ride begins and they are trapped inside. The music from Song of The South plays as the scene switches back to Tyler and Pete, who have stumbled into The ExtraTERRORestial Alien Encounter…and can not get out.

 

Tyler: What is going on?

 

Pete: Did they say something about an alien?

 

Tyler: It’s only Disney man…

 

Suddenly the lights go out and Tyler almost wets his pants, as sound effects and other such distractions fill the air…

 

Pete: y..y…y…you were saying?

 

Tyler: Shut up, man…

 

Pete and Tyler hold each other as the alien comes down upon them and the other guests…

 

Back to Kivell, who has just found a balloon at the very top of Swiss Family Treehouse. He pops it and watches a silver ticket fall over the side. He slaps his forehead and starts his run back down the treehouse, stopping every once in a while to take some pictures.

 

Axis: Look at that…he’s sightseeing…

 

King: …put that camera down Axis…

 

The camera turns to Axis, who is taking pictures of a hot chic fanning herself in the train station. He blushes and sets the camera down slowly, but not before taking another couple of pictures.

 

King: And you are married…tsk…tsk…

 

Axis: Shhhh…

 

The scene switches back to Ejiro, who seems to be lost in Liberty Square, looking around for a balloon or any other wrestlers.

 

Ejiro: Hmmm…The Hall of Presidents.

 

Ejiro heads for the Hall and pushes his way through, even after being informed that there are enough seats to go around. Once inside, he sees no balloon, but is trapped…

 

Ejiro: Shit…

 

Axis: Well…we won’t be seeing him for about 20 minutes…

 

King: Oh well…where is Grappler?

 

The camera turns to Grappler, still running around on Tom Sawyer Island. He passes by many kids with balloons, but none golden. Finally he notices the Fort, and heads in. Inside an upper window he sees a gold balloon…and takes off running!

 

Axis: This could be it!

 

Grappler runs inside and up the thin staircase and grabs the balloon, popping it but finding NOTHING AGAIN!

 

Grappler: ……..

 

He tosses the chunks of balloon down and runs off just as a mother and child come into the area.

 

Mother: You left your balloon in here?

 

Child: Yes…

 

Mother: I don’t see it…

 

The child cries and screams as Charlie makes his hasty exit and camera switches back to Aecas and TNT just as they come over the BIG FLUME in Splash Mountain. The camera changes to the Picture Developing Center and sees the picture come up on the screen, with the originally scared Aecas soaking wet and his arms held high, as TNT follows suit next to him.

 

Axis: Look at that…Aecas had fun…

 

King: Whoooooooopity-doo

 

Axis: You seem so happy…

 

King: Shut up…

 

Aecas and TNT are there a moment later and they look at their picture, laughing. All the laughter is short-lived however, as Aecas lowblows TNT in the middle of the exit way and takes off running. He flies past The Laughing Place kiddy playground and misses a balloon.

 

King: That idiot missed a balloon!

 

Axis: But TNT didn’t!

 

TNT hobbles out of the exit and manages to see the balloon, but finds nothing after popping it. He yells to himself and throws the broken pieces down and continues to hobble after Aecas.

 

Back to Kivell once more…who seems to have made his way to Liberty Square as well, with the Haunted Mansion looming in the distance. Suddenly a red-shirt-wearing tour group comes pushing through, trapping Kivell in the middle as they head toward the Mansion. His screams for them to stop and drowned out, however, as the group is too busy singing “It’s A Great Big Beautiful Tomorrow” to notice him.

 

Axis: It seems Kivell is heading for the Haunted Mansion…

 

King: …yeah…and what happened to Ejiro?

 

A camera in the Hall of Presidents catches Ejiro with his feet propped up watching the show.

 

Ejiro: Wow…Abraham Lincoln is teh rule.

 

Axis/King: ooooookkkkaaayyyy…

 

Axis: Well he’s gonna be a bit longer…

 

The scene switches back to Tyler and Pete, trying to shake off the frightening encounter with the fake alien. Tyler seems a bit more shook up, and Pete is ragging on him…

 

Pete: Haha…you were scared!

 

Tyler: I didn’t see you looking all tough, Dogger..

 

Pete: Oh really…

 

LDP pulls Tyler in and hits a backdrop suplex onto the concrete, sending a few guests running. Pete stands and takes off toward the Speedway and runs through the line, pushing people out of the way to get to a car.

 

Axis: Where is he going now…

 

King: He’s stealing a car!

 

Axis: It’s on a TRACK!

 

Tyler is up semi-quickly and follows, also pushing past guests and grabbing a car…he follows behind Pete at a blistering 7 miles per hour and Axis and King do commentary…

 

Axis: And Tyler goes ZOOMING around that corner there…

 

King: But look out…Pete looks to have gotten a boost and just may be going NINE MILES AN HOUR!

 

Axis: My god! They are insane!

 

Axis and King laugh to themselves, but are shut up as Tyler notices a balloon in the middle of the course tied to a bush. He unbuckles his seat belt and dives out of the car, leaving it stranded and closing that lane down for about 20 guests behind him.

 

Pete is also out of his car and over to the balloon, but it’s bursting leaves them hanging…nothing is found this time. Both men return to their cars and line up in the middle of the track…

 

Axis: What are they…

 

Tyler: Let’s race…

 

Pete: …It’s go time…

 

King: …OH NO…

 

Tyler: 2 FAST…

 

Pete: …….2 FURIOUS!!!!

 

Both men hit the gas and start that blistering 7 mile an hour race, with both men trying to get past. Axis and King are still laughing and can barely contain themselves.

 

Axis: oh..my…

 

King: …lord…too…

 

Axis: …funny…

 

Pete and Tyler pull in at almost the same time, with Pete out of his car first and running toward the exit, jumping the fence and heading back toward Main Street. Tyler sees Pete running but heads off the other way…

 

Axis: Oh geez…where is he heading now!?

 

King: Who cares…

 

The scene changes back to Grappler, who has gotten off the island and is now sitting on the Jungle Cruise attraction.

 

Skipper: Hello my name is Alberto and welcome to the Jungle Cruise. We are going to head through 4 rivers over 3 continents and it’s gonna be A-MAZING!

 

The guests just snicker along and Grappler looks for a balloon. The camera follows them past the Amazon and toward Schweitzer Falls.

 

Alberto: Coming up is Schweitzer Falls…named after the brilliant explorer…Albert Falls.

 

A few guests get the joke but suddenly Grappler is caught off guard, seeing a balloon tied to the end of a plane tail. He stands up and turns, looking to jump out.

 

Alberto: Sir…you have to sit down!

 

Grappler: That’s my balloon!

 

Alberto: Disney doesn’t care…it’s more money you get to spend on them!

 

Another group of guests laugh as Grappler JUMPS and hits ‘dry’ land, climbing up to the plane tail as Alberto and his boat drift away.

 

Alberto: He must hate these jokes…but I’ll continue to say them every 10 minutes for the rest of my life.

 

Grappler grabs the balloon and pops it, but finds nothing. He waits for the next boat to come by and scares the hell out of every guest by diving on to the boat in mid joke. The skipper doesn’t look thrilled but can’t do anything about it…

 

…she continues her spiel as the scene goes back to TNT, who is still being followed by Aecas toward Main Street. TNT sees Aecas over his shoulder and takes off on a sprint, but Aecas is distracted by Jasmine, sitting on a bench with some little children.

 

Axis: Is Aecas staring at Jasmine?

 

King: He’s got good taste…

 

Aecas walks up to Jasmine as the kids leave and sits down.

 

Aecas: Hey babe…whats shaking…

 

Jasmine: Hello…I’m fine…would you like an autograph?

 

Aecas: I’d like your phone number…

 

Jasmine: Well that’s very sweet of you but….I have to go…

 

Aecas: What?

 

Jasmine: Here…talk to my friend…

 

Aecas: Who is your friend?

 

Jasmine: Happy…

 

Aecas: Happy?

 

Jasmine: Yeah…and his 6 friends…

 

Aecas/Axis/King: Oh no…

 

Jasmine runs for cover as the Seven Drawfs prance in from stage left. They begin to dance around Aecas and he has nowhere to go.

 

Axis: Well he’s screwed for a few moments…

 

In the background Ejiro can be seen running past, wearing Mickey Mouse ears and heading for the Main Street hub. The scene switches to follow him but he suddenly encounters Pete and TNT brawling on the sidewalk!

 

Ejiro walks up, laughing, and kicks Pete in the back of the head. Pete jumps up and takes a swing at Ejiro, but he easily dodges and begins to bounce around Pete.

 

Ejiro: The wonderful thing about rule…is rule is a wonderful thing…my top is made out of rubber…my bottom is made out of spring…

 

Before Ejiro can finish, both Pete and TNT are able to grab him and they begin to pull him down the street.

 

Axis: Where are they going?

 

Pete and TNT pull Ejiro into a bathroom and the camera (on the bounds of principle) does not follow. A scream and a flush later, Pete and TNT exit shaking hands. They both stare at each other and smile, before running off in opposite directions.

 

King: Did they…

 

Suddenly the bathroom door opens and Ejiro exits…his hair soaked.

 

Ejiro: GAHHHHH~!

 

Axis and King laugh to each other and the camera goes to The Haunted Mansion…and sees Kivell getting pushed into a “doom buggy”, all the while complaining about how he isn’t supposed to be there.

 

Kivell: Let me out of here!

 

Attendant: Have a nice trip, sir…

 

The buggy starts moving and Kivell yells to himself as it moves into the darkness – “Grim Grinning Ghosts” playing all the while.

 

Axis: poor…poor…

 

King: ….jobber?

 

Axis: yeah…

 

The scene switches back to Tyler…who has made his way to Mickey’s Toontown Fair…and stands in stunned silence.

 

Axis: What’s wrong with him…

 

The camera turns and sees close to a hundred golden balloons lining the sidewalk.

 

King: Oh my god!

 

Tyler just smiles and begins running down to each and popping them open. As he reaches the last one, he sees Longdogger and TNT running full force at him. He pops the last one…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

….and finds NOTHING!

 

Tyler: SONOFABIT-

 

He is suddenly jumped by TNT and Pete, who look up and are seemingly looking for another bathroom. They begin to pull him through the Fair, but Tyler wiggles free and gets up and runs off into the Big Top! Pete and TNT give chase but get lost in the huge gift shop. Pete takes off one way and TNT takes off in the other, with TNT thinking he has spotted Tyler heading for the character greeting section. Pete seems lost in the lights and sounds and both men miss Tyler running outside.

 

Axis: He just played them for fools!

 

King: But then who is TNT chasing?

 

TNT finds “Tyler” and spins him around, finding ASH KETCHUM, dressed slightly as Tyler, waiting to meet the mice from Cinderella.

 

Ash: Gotta Catch Em All!

 

Ash tosses a cheap plastic Pokeball into the crowd and makes delirious sound effects as TNT backs away slowly.

 

Tyler has now made his way to Mickey’s House, where he is running from room to room, trying to find a balloon or any way to escape from TNT and Pete.

 

Axis: Tyler will do anything!

 

King: …look at him go…

 

Tyler finds his way outback and sees a sign pointing toward Mickey’s Tent. He smiles and grabs his camera and takes off, cutting through guests who have waited hours upon hours to see their hero.

 

He barges in on two little boys getting their pictures taken and pushes them aside. He quickly jumps in with Mickey and *CLICK* has his picture…but then he is caught off guard as one boy has a GOLD BALLOON! Tyler grabs it and pulls it away…but the kid screams.

 

Mother: What are you doing? Give that back!

 

Tyler tosses out some cash and pops the balloon revealing…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

THE GOLDEN TICKET~!!!!

 

 

 

Axis: Oh my god…he found it!

 

King: Unbelievable…

 

Tyler smiles and takes off running, but as he hits the door he is met by Pete and TNT, who seem miffed but their reactions change at the site of the ticket. Tyler starts a charge and is able to stiff arm TNT down, but Pete proves more of a challenge and the two BUTT heads until from OUT OF NOWHERE comes The Grappler…knocking both down with a blind charge.

 

King: Woah…where did he come from?

 

Grappler also notices the ticket and picks it up…running as fast as possible towards Main Street. TNT is up first and runs after him, but a throng of people leaving Goofy’s Barnstormer holds him up, and the Grappler is getting away!

 

Axis: If he can get away from the rest of the interference he just might make it back to Guest Relations!

 

King: Don’t count on that, Axis…

 

Matthews has made his way into Tomorrowland, but suddenly in the distance sits Ejiro, holding two light sabers. Ejiro smiles coyly and tosses one to Grappler, who obliges by catching it and pointing it square into Ejiro’s heart.

 

Axis: They are going to duel!

 

Suddenly all is quiet as the two men circle each other and begin smacking their plastic light sabers together, with Ejiro providing wonderful sound effects and Grappler trying to take him down. The two work their way toward the main bridge separating Tomorrowland from Main Street and Ejiro seems to have Grappler on the ropes, pinning him to the railing with his saber.

 

King: Ejiro can clinch this…KNOCK HIM OVER!

 

Axis: Wait…Look out!

 

From behind both men comes a recovering Kivell, who must have recently escaped the Haunted Mansion. He dives toward them but they both are able to move, and Kivell takes a long dive over the side of the bridge and into the water a good ten to fifteen below.

 

Axis: OH MY GOD!

 

King: That could have killed him!

 

A small crowd gathers as he thrashes in the low level water, but with Ejiro distracted Grappler takes the time to sneak out of the crowd and start for home. Behind the crowd, Pete and TNT can also be seen running past, with Tyler not to far behind them.

 

Axis: It’s a run for the finish!

 

King: And Charlie’s in the lead!

 

Grappler hits Main Street and starts running, but is suddenly tripped up AECAS, who has come out of hiding to try and win the fight. With Charlie down, he grabs the ticket and runs, but Charlie is up quick, only to get taken down once more by a passing Longdogger and TNT. Matthews tries to reach his feet once more, but Tyler barrels over him this time.

Tyler trips over him as well and stops, helping The Grappler up. Grappler thanks him but instead Tyler pulls him in and suplexs him hard right onto the middle of the street! Before Grappler knows what hit him…Tyler is gone, and headed for Guest Relations.

 

Axis: Aecas might pull it off, King!

 

King: But he just got stuck…there’s a big crowd that just gathered for the parade!

 

Aecas is trying his best to squeeze through, but before he can make it TNT dropkicks him right into the middle of the street. As TNT stands HE is dropped by Pete, who hits a beautiful Inverted Suplex and leaves TNT to roll around by the Confectionary. Tyler runs past TNT and kicks him down…right in the BALLS…

 

Axis/King: Oooooooo….*shiver*

 

…and takes off toward Pete and Aecas, who have almost made it to Guest Relations. Aecas reaches for the door but is pushed back by a handicapped guest, giving Tyler and Pete time to grab him and pull him under the train station.

 

Axis: Another Brawl!

 

Pete and Tyler take turns beating on Aecas, who accidentally drops the ticket. When Tyler goes for it, Pete turns on him and hits a running knee to the face, sending Tyler down to the pavement. He laughs and takes his run out from where they came…

 

 

…but now Ejiro is in the way and PISSED. Ejiro runs at Pete, who sidesteps him…but Ejiro is quick to turn around and hit a superkick to the back of Pete. Pete stumbles but doesn’t drop the ticket. Ejiro tries again but Pete ducks out of the way and catches him with a HARD STO that drops Ejiro right on the back of his head.

 

Axis: Ejiro could be OUT COLD!

 

King: Could be? He is!

 

Pete stumbles up to the door of Guest Relations and wanders in, where Annie and an official wait.

 

Annie: …and so Tom says “yeah…my girlfriend loves the pussy…but that’s cause she’s a cat freak” …so I kicked him in the nuts!

 

Pete takes a moment to look outside and sees Aecas, Tyler, and a recovering Grappler heading his way. Pete looks around for any chance to stop them and spots a group of small kids heading toward Guest Relations.

 

Axis: What is he doing?

 

Longdogger runs for the door and opens it up wide…

 

 

 

Pete: MICKEY IS IN HERE!

 

 

 

The kids hear him loud and clear and take off for the door, blocking the others from entering.

 

 

 

Pete takes his time with his ticket, pulling it from his pocket and handing it to Annie and the official…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Pete: “Mickey Is Teh Rule!”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Annie and the official look at the card and each other for a moment. Then Annie walks out from behind the counter and raises Longdogger’s hand just as the remaining wrestlers make their way into the building.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Annie: Your winner of Day One and advancing to the Finals…..LONGDOOOOOGGGGGGEEEEERRRRR PPPPPEEEEETTTTTTEEEEEE!

 

 

Pete celebrates, throwing his hands in the air as the others look around at each other and then attack Pete. Annie tries to pull them off but it is no use, and Pete is dropped hard with a triple team Spike 3-D.

 

 

 

The scene fades out as the three shake hands and then goes to Kivell…still sitting in the water…completely pissed off.

 

 

 

 

::STAY TUNED FOR DAY TWO: EPCOT BRAWL!::

[Guest Tyler McClelland]

BOO.

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

You are just pissed cause you didn't win... at least you got to leave him lying...

 

 

and that *COULD* factor into the Finals......

[Guest Tyler McClelland]

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

*Bloodshed can not please them all.

[Guest TheAntipop]

@ TM losing

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

Yes, I too am happy about Tyler losing. He is a pompous ass that smells like Amy Craven's crotch. That's 2-1, good work Bloodshed.

[Guest The Superstar]

Great job with the match, of course, but BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

i was hoping for better feedback than "BOO" and "Yippee Tyler lost"

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

Tyler Ketchum does it for me.

 

I have no idea how you find the energy to do this AND your SJL stuff.

 

::watches as Rando no-shows Wrathapalooza::

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

I have been done WAP since Thursday

 

 

Mall Brawls (and any other fun brawl) are breezes to write...

[janusd 0]

I have been done WAP since Thursday

 

 

Mall Brawls (and any other fun brawl) are breezes to write...

*ring ring* "Rando, this is Janus. I want my writing talent back that you stole, bastard."

 

Anyhoo, very good so far, even though I was rooting for Aecas as he's my friend and all. Tyler Ketchum had to be the funniest part I've seen. And Kivell jobbing. (Y)

[Guest Aecas]

Good funny harmless fun and a good job on this match. I really enjoyed reading it but Aecas should have used those darn dwarves as living missiles