Guest Steviekick Report post Posted July 12, 2003 from blabbermouth.net ANAL CUNT have reformed and have announced a live show at Bill's Bar in Boston, Massachusetts on November 10. The following is the official statement on the group's reformation from the band's vocalist Seth Putnam: "Well, I guess the biggest news to start off with is that ANAL CUNT are back together. You might think that's impossible since I said we never would get back together, but we did. If you want to complain about it, go fuck yourself. This time around, it's: Me - best vocalist ever, Josh Martin – guitar, and Nate Linehan - drums. We did a few songs the other night after an ADOLF SATAN practice (Josh & Nate's new band), and it sounded really good, especially since we hadn't played together in 4 years. Well, I remember it sounding good, but I was pretty fucked up, so it might've sucked, who knows. Anyways, we will be doing the Japan tour that got postponed earlier this year with GAYPALM DEATH [a.k.a. NAPALM DEATH] and PIG DESTROYER next January. We will also be doing some shows around here in November. The only one booked so far is on November 10 at Bill's Bar in Boston with the amazing DAMIEN STORM (from New Orleans) and ADOLF SATAN. I'll be working on getting a show in New York City, and possibly Connecticut around the same time. Eventually we will probably play other places, and maybe record new shit. It's all up in the air what'll happen. We aren't gonna burn ourselves out on it and end up hating each other as usual (I hope)." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest La Parka Es Mi Papa Report post Posted July 12, 2003 I mark out for Anal Cunt song titles. I Gave Your Kid AIDS So I Could Watch Him Die You Have Lung Cancer Because God Hates You Van Full Of Retards I Want To Be A Counselor So I Can Tell Rape Victims They Deserved It Good times, good times. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MrRant Report post Posted July 12, 2003 Is this metal or is it just humorous music? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Nevermortal Report post Posted July 12, 2003 Is this metal or is it just humorous music? Their regular music is akin to sticking a microphone in a blender. Its just noise. Sometime's they'll be different. But their song titles are funny as fuck. Songs to DL: Noise - "Your Kid Comitted Suicide Because You Suck" Lyrics (Excuse the Caps): ERIC CLAPTON SUCKS, ERIC CLAPTON SUCKS ERIC CLAPTON'S GAY, AND HE'S FUCKING GAY YOUR FATHER IS THE 4TH WORST SONG WRITER AFTER SPRINGSTEEN, SEGER AND PETTY YOU WERE SICK OF HIS GAY FUCKING SONGS SO YOU JUMPED OUT A REALLY HIGH UP WINDOW YOUR FATHER SUCKS SO FUCKING BAD YOU KNEW YOU'D GET BEATEN UP AT SCHOOL YOU WERE SICK OF HEARING "YOU LOOK WONDERFUL TONIGHT" SO YOU JUMPED OUT A REALLY HIGH UP WINDOW SOMETIMES I WISH YOU DIDEN'T DIE BECAUSE I HATE THE SONG "TEARS IN HEAVEN" I WAS GLAD YOU DIED UNTIL I HEARD THAT SONG AND KEVIN SHARP IS GAY Different - "I Just Saw the Gayest Guy on Earth" Lyrics: he hangs around in allston,he always wears a tree shirt his favorite band is roadsaw,he hangs out at the model cafe he hangs out with toxic narcotic,he's got a tribal tattoo his best friend is joe bonni,he's got his eyebrow pierced he has purple dreadlocks,he works at herrell's ice cream he wears an "allston rock city" t-shirt,i hope you fucking die Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
River City Rocker 0 Report post Posted July 12, 2003 Anal Cunt song titles are hysterical. For whatever reason, "I'm Hitler" makes me laugh pretty hard. But the music's pretty unlistenable, in my opinion. -Ben Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dangerous A Report post Posted July 12, 2003 My little brother is into them. He showed me some of their album covers and I laughed at the titles of the songs. Then he played a couple of their songs and I told him to stop. They are imaginative when it comes to lyrics and titles but have no talent musically whatsoever. They are a horrible band to listen to. They should just try to print their song titles and sell that because that shit on their CD's is barely music. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest NoCalMike Report post Posted July 15, 2003 I can't figure out if they are truly supposed to be a parody or not. You can't beat their song titles/lyrics, but the music itself is like someone said earlier, just a "blender of noise" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CoreyLazarus416 Report post Posted July 15, 2003 They're a grindcore band. You expected them to be listenable? Wow...never actually figured they'd be Massholes, but not many people outside of the BHC scene know who Toxic Narcotic are... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Nevermortal Report post Posted July 15, 2003 They're a grindcore band. You expected them to be listenable? Wow...never actually figured they'd be Massholes, but not many people outside of the BHC scene know who Toxic Narcotic are... They're not grindcore. They're noise. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JangoFett4Hire Report post Posted July 15, 2003 WOW- they mention the Model Cafe in one of their songs?? That's the best dive bar in Boston!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted July 15, 2003 Anal Cunt's better in idea than in execution. There are far superior noise bands out there, if you're looking for that sort of thing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest La Parka Es Mi Papa Report post Posted July 15, 2003 Would Big Black be considered a noise band? Because they rule, and all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted July 15, 2003 Sorta. But if you're talking about grindy stuff, no. There are other people who here who can tell you more about that than I ever could. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest NoCalMike Report post Posted July 15, 2003 Anal Cunt is definately NOT Grindcore. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JangoFett4Hire Report post Posted July 16, 2003 I can't believe AC is known way out there in NoCal Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted July 16, 2003 I can't believe AC is known way out there in NoCal Ya know, they were on a major label back in the mid-90s. They aren't so obscure. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Steviekick Report post Posted July 16, 2003 I don't know, but I think that AC is grindcore. They've just kind of got there own warped version of it. Like, they don't wound like Dying Fetus or Napalm Death, but there are still enough similarities Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest NoCalMike Report post Posted July 16, 2003 Passing off Anal Cunt off as Grindcore would be saying Hip Hop is the same as Rap. Similar to an "outsider" certainly, but to fans of the respective genres, DEFINATELY not the same. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Steviekick Report post Posted July 16, 2003 Passing off Anal Cunt off as Grindcore would be saying Hip Hop is the same as Rap. Similar to an "outsider" certainly, but to fans of the respective genres, DEFINATELY not the same. I wouldn't say that Anal Cunt is the definition of grindcore, but it has enough similarities to be called that, as well as noise. It's kind of an overlapping thing to itself. Getting off topic, saying the difference between rap and hip hop is best said by KRS One. "Rap is something you do, hip hop is something you live." Hip Hop is the whole urban culture...the clothing, dialogue, attitude, music (including rap). Rap is just a part of the hip hop life. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest nl5xsk1 Report post Posted July 16, 2003 Would Big Black be considered a noise band? Because they rule, and all. Since everyone no-sold the Big Black love, let me be the first to agree w/LPEMP. Big Black owns. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ingram Paladin Report post Posted July 17, 2003 Whatta great name: Anal Cunt Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JangoFett4Hire Report post Posted July 18, 2003 Big Black owns. Big Black covered Kraftwerk's "The Model"- in which the best dive bar in Boston got it's name (The Model Cafe) which is mentioned in "I Just Saw The Gheyest Guy" Circle is completed... put this thread in classics, PLZ~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JangoFett4Hire Report post Posted July 18, 2003 DOUBLE POSTED! ow,my browser Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted July 18, 2003 Big Black owns. Big Black covered Kraftwerk's "The Model"- in which the best dive bar in Boston got it's name (The Model Cafe) which is mentioned in "I Just Saw The Gheyest Guy" Circle is completed... put this thread in classics, PLZ~! Just to continue to the Big Black love, as good as the Kraftwerk cover is, their rendition of Cheap Trick's "He's a Whore" beats it wholesale. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Placebo Effect 0 Report post Posted July 23, 2003 If they come to New York, I'm totally going up there for it. They should just get a supporting gig on a small tour, as the name Anal Cunt will draw in just about any teenager. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
