Guest MaxPower27 Report post Posted July 13, 2003 I have a suggestion. Don't make a OAO "I'm masturbating" thread Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest godthedog Report post Posted July 13, 2003 i have a better suggestion. set a day and time for the challenge: everybody starts at the same time. devote a thread to it, with each player updating each time he blows a load. it'll be like the sleepovers of those days past, where everybody jerks off in front of each other. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly Report post Posted July 13, 2003 I successfully performed my first magic trick today. I just started learning on Wednesday. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The ChriZa Report post Posted July 13, 2003 it'll be like the sleepovers of those days past, where everybody jerks off in front of each other. Uh...yeeeeeeeeeeah, one of THOSE sleepovers... Seriously that isn't a bad idea, but I have a feeling there would be a lot of cheating going on. I for one, would stop at nothing to win that contest. Its kind of like "The Contest" from Seinfeld, in reverse. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CanadianChick Report post Posted July 13, 2003 If this actually happened, it would disgrace TSM forever. Don't, please. I'm begging ya. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sandman9000 Report post Posted July 13, 2003 Like this place could hit a new low. My small achievement? Uh, I can staple a dollar bill to my forehead? I took somewhere around 20 lighttubes to my back. I was wearing a shirt though, and I didn't take all the tubes directly at once. (Did take three at once, sounded like a gunshot.) I've speared one of my classmates into the Atlantic Ocean a couple years ago. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BobBacklundRules Report post Posted July 13, 2003 If this actually happened, it would disgrace TSM forever. Don't, please. I'm begging ya. You're just jealous that you couldn't be in the running. Multiple orgasims are cheating. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest subliminal_animal Report post Posted July 13, 2003 This guy is real rude, and that's too rude for my tastes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JaKyL25 Report post Posted July 13, 2003 I once jerked off nine times in one day, a feat I consider relatively impressive. Nobody else seems to, for whatever reason. That's because it's not. Beat FOURTEEN, beeyotch. I think I can beat that, by beating that. But seriously I'll try it someday 14 jerkings in 24 hours seems very possible to me, I'll keep everyone posted when I try to accomplish this feat. In 4th grade I did the moon walk while playing eraser tag and I am now known as that teachers favorite student. That same year I got a good dicipline slip for dancing in music class. I am now a pimp. A pimp who could masterbate a whole lot in one day. I'll make my own OAO 24 hour spanking challenge thread. Any suggestions? I'd be up for that. The 14 wasn't done by actually TRYING to set a record or anything, I just was slightly hornier than usual one day. I started keeping track once I was around 7 or 8, because it was only like 6:00 and I felt like I'd done it a lot already. If I actually set aside a 24 hour period to TRY to masturbate a record amount of times, It'd be way more. It simply does NOT get sore unless I go like 3 in a row. No lubrication of any sort either. I've just built up an amazing resistance from a decade of having a room to myself and no social life to speak of. Strange but true: I shared 2 connected dorms with 3 friends this past year. When a topic akin to this one arose, we realized that I most likely have had more orgasms in my life than the 3 of them *combined*, yet I was the only virgin of the 4. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Boo_Bradley Report post Posted July 13, 2003 I've never understood why other guys brag about beating off. I've got much more respect for someone who has a female. This may be due to having my co workers "brag" about it almost daily for the past two years. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest William E Report post Posted July 13, 2003 What the hell happened to my thread stop all the masturbating talk. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DawnBTVS Report post Posted July 13, 2003 I won "Most Coachable" at Red Aurbach's basketball camp and was the only one to get a standing ovation from everybody when I went up Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest godthedog Report post Posted July 13, 2003 i was in a high school production of 'all my sons' that made half the audience cry. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest welshjerichomark Report post Posted July 13, 2003 I won player of the year for my netball club when i was 12. It was the coolest thing ever. Also a few months ago i went to concert and the queue to get in was enormous, so me and my mate decide to jump the queue but there's barriers in the way and security guards everywhere so we had to be quick. When they turned the backs i jumped the barrier so fast, i dont think my legs even touched it. The best part? I was wearing stilletos with four inch heels. It was like a scene out of the Great Escape. Steve McQueen aint got nothing on me i tell ya. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The ChriZa Report post Posted July 13, 2003 All right fine, no more stroke talk. I once ate 2 Big Macs in 30 seconds. And I drank an entire fifth of Jim Beam in 5 minutes. (Don't ask about what happened the rest of the night, because frankly, I don't remember a thing. Except that you should not run on a kitchen floor right after getting out of a hot tub.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest kingkamala Report post Posted July 13, 2003 I had the local chief of police on the floor laughing during a reading of Green Eggs and Ham when I was in elementary school. I won best dancer during my 8th grade French class trip to Quebec City ( All I had to do was a crazy white guy with no rhythm dance to win it) I won 4 awards at the year end award "ceremony" in 6th grade (Best Friend to anyone, class clown and two others I forgot). I tackled the biggest kid in school to the ground in 4th grade (He was 190-200 lbs and I was 110-120 lbs.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CanadianChick Report post Posted July 13, 2003 I hate a whole package of fuzzy peaches (you know, the big ones that you buy in bulk that stores use to sell the candies for 5 cents each) in about a half a hour. And I didn't puke! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ShooterJay Report post Posted July 13, 2003 I finished fourth in an amateur wrestling tournament in high school (out of 12 in my weight division) -probably the peak of my athletic career. Got a COPPER medal! I was also voted "Most Improved Wrestler" 2 out of the 3 years I was on the team. Got a trophy and everything. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted July 13, 2003 Had two "*****" amateur wrestling matches in the 8th grade. Highest GPA in the 7th Grade. Highest GPA in the 8th Grade. I would post more, but I just do not have all that time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CanadianChick Report post Posted July 13, 2003 I'm the best girl swimmer in my high school. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Youth N Asia Report post Posted July 13, 2003 I beat up my dad when I was 6. He was teaching me how to fight, and I got fed up and didn't want to do it anymore. So as soon as he dropped his gaurd I threw a punch and gave him a bloddy nose. He was down legit for a few. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MillenniumMan831 Report post Posted July 14, 2003 I was a 4 Time 4 Time 4 Time 4 Time . . . Shoot for Shoes (Free Throw Shooting Contest) Finalist for northern Ohio. But w/in the confines of the famed Richfield Coliseum which housed Survivor Series 1987, 1988, and 1992, I couldn't get the job done. Then, in one final effort at the Gund Arena, the same building which hosted the most disappointing ppv in WWF history, InVasion 2001, I choked again! Doh! But, you got to make it that far to blow it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Report post Posted July 14, 2003 The ChriZa Posted on Jul 13 2003, 01:45 PM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- All right fine, no more stroke talk. I once ate 2 Big Macs in 30 seconds. And I drank an entire fifth of Jim Beam in 5 minutes. (Don't ask about what happened the rest of the night, because frankly, I don't remember a thing. Except that you should not run on a kitchen floor right after getting out of a hot tub My incredibly retarded power drinking > your incredibly retarded power drinking. 26oz.er of Lemonhart rum. under 1 minute. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The ChriZa Report post Posted July 14, 2003 The ChriZa Posted on Jul 13 2003, 01:45 PM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- All right fine, no more stroke talk. I once ate 2 Big Macs in 30 seconds. And I drank an entire fifth of Jim Beam in 5 minutes. (Don't ask about what happened the rest of the night, because frankly, I don't remember a thing. Except that you should not run on a kitchen floor right after getting out of a hot tub My incredibly retarded power drinking > your incredibly retarded power drinking. 26oz.er of Lemonhart rum. under 1 minute. Jesus Christ! You type exceptionally well for a dead man. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JaKyL25 Report post Posted July 14, 2003 My non-masturbation achievements: 1.) Successfully lost 135 pounds, going from 320 to 185 in 3 1/2 years. 2.) Got a 34 on the A.C.T. 2.) Got a 1000 on the S.A.T. when taking it in 8th grade for fun 3.) At Senior Awards time, was voted "Most Likely to be a Jeopardy Finalist." 4.) Successfully fixed my PS2 so that it says "Disc Read Error" no more! Fucking shoddy Sony hardware... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JHawk Report post Posted July 14, 2003 I was the first non-athlete in my high school's history to win the Archie Griffin Sportsmanship Award. An amazing feat since I was known for cussing out my share of referees at varsity basketball games. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MaxPower27 Report post Posted July 14, 2003 On a dare, I drank two bottles of A1 Steak Sauce. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest William E Report post Posted July 14, 2003 4.) Successfully fixed my PS2 so that it says "Disc Read Error" no more! Fucking shoddy Sony hardware... I applaud you . Oh yeah, fuck that PS2 "Disc Read Error" shit. I destroyed my PS2 over that (not an achievement). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The ChriZa Report post Posted July 14, 2003 1.) Successfully lost 135 pounds, going from 320 to 185 in 3 1/2 years. How in the living fuck did you do that? Were you involved in a bizarre accident involving farming equipment? That's like 40 percent of your body weight. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bravesfan Report post Posted July 14, 2003 Two years ago, I amazingly had 12 blocks in a single varsity basketball game, which was a Hawaii state record for the year - as a 6'2" junior, in the last game before I fractured my wrist and was out until the last game of the season. My "former wrestling fan" friends joked that I needed the "Beautiful Day" tribute ala HHH. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
