Guest Cancer Marney Report post Posted July 12, 2003 So, as it turns out, downing seven mojitos, two of them doubles, in less than half an hour can seriously fuck you up. That is all. Carry on. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Eagan469 Report post Posted July 12, 2003 We should pin a "Smark Party" thread where everyone posts when they're intoxicated Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Lord of The Curry Report post Posted July 12, 2003 What the hell is a mojito? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Eagan469 Report post Posted July 12, 2003 What the hell is a mojito? Mojito -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ingredients: 3 fresh Mint sprigs 2 tsp Sugar 3 tblsp Lemon juice (or lime), fresh 1 1/2 oz Light rum Club soda, Chilled Mixing instructions: In a tall thin glass, crush part of the mint with a fork to coat the inside. Add the sugar and lemon juice and stir thoroughly. Top with ice. Add rum and mix. Top off with the club soda (or seltzer). Add a lemon slice and the remaining mint. Serves one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Edwin MacPhisto Report post Posted July 12, 2003 ::looks at overgrown mint plant on the patio:: I'll be back in an hour. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Nevermortal Report post Posted July 12, 2003 The thought of drinking mint makes me gag. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest redbaron51 Report post Posted July 12, 2003 or the Smarks Bar... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheFranchise 0 Report post Posted July 12, 2003 What the hell is a mojito? Mojito -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ingredients: 3 fresh Mint sprigs 2 tsp Sugar 3 tblsp Lemon juice (or lime), fresh 1 1/2 oz Light rum Club soda, Chilled Mixing instructions: In a tall thin glass, crush part of the mint with a fork to coat the inside. Add the sugar and lemon juice and stir thoroughly. Top with ice. Add rum and mix. Top off with the club soda (or seltzer). Add a lemon slice and the remaining mint. Serves one. Okay, didn't see that one coming! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Texas Small Arms 09 Report post Posted July 12, 2003 I'll have The Smarks Bar and have it like a Coyote Ugly....hot girls dancing on the bar. Sound good? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest William E Report post Posted July 12, 2003 Were you drunk when you typed that Marney? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Bruiser Chong Report post Posted July 12, 2003 Do we really need to hear about everytime you're drunk? Or anytime anyone's drunk? Unless there's a point to it aside from "Man, I'm fucked up right now," I fail to see a valid point in telling people everytime you get drunk. Maybe I'm just not in the right places, but Marney you seem to go pretty heavy on the sauce, seems like I'm always reading about you being drunk or something to that affect. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mik at Cornell Report post Posted July 12, 2003 Maybe Marney's a college student? Luckily it's summer, so my liver is in the offseason. Although I'd never come on here and post about being drunk. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Report post Posted July 13, 2003 If you can type a coherent sentence, you aren't drunk enough. Try again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest subliminal_animal Report post Posted July 13, 2003 I'll have The Smarks Bar and have it like a Coyote Ugly....hot girls dancing on the bar. Sound good? But what will we do with all the Oscars? Nyuk, nyuk! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Fook_Hing_Ho Report post Posted July 13, 2003 Mojito -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ingredients: 3 fresh Mint sprigs 2 tsp Sugar 3 tblsp Lemon juice (or lime), fresh 1 1/2 oz Light rum Club soda, Chilled Mixing instructions: In a tall thin glass, crush part of the mint with a fork to coat the inside. Add the sugar and lemon juice and stir thoroughly. Top with ice. Add rum and mix. Top off with the club soda (or seltzer). Add a lemon slice and the remaining mint. Serves one. You have to go through all that shit to only get 1 1/2 oz of Light rum? I'll pass, thank you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Just call me Dan Report post Posted July 13, 2003 Do we really need to hear about everytime you're drunk? Or anytime anyone's drunk? Unless there's a point to it aside from "Man, I'm fucked up right now," I fail to see a valid point in telling people everytime you get drunk. Maybe I'm just not in the right places, but Marney you seem to go pretty heavy on the sauce, seems like I'm always reading about you being drunk or something to that affect. Is that all you do is go headhunting around here? When have you ever started a damn topic not involving mainly bitching and actually talked to someone about something rather than to make them seem inferior? Get off the high horse, brother. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest kkktookmybabyaway Report post Posted July 13, 2003 At least it's better than them going out and driving. Posting at TSM saves lives... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted July 13, 2003 I had to give a buddy of mine a ride home last night from a wedding reception he wasn't even invited to. The guy got totally slanted on whatever wine the caterers were dumping down everyone's gullet. At least he didn't puke in my shitty car. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest godthedog Report post Posted July 13, 2003 Do we really need to hear about everytime you're drunk? Or anytime anyone's drunk? Unless there's a point to it aside from "Man, I'm fucked up right now," I fail to see a valid point in telling people everytime you get drunk. Maybe I'm just not in the right places, but Marney you seem to go pretty heavy on the sauce, seems like I'm always reading about you being drunk or something to that affect. Is that all you do is go headhunting around here? When have you ever started a damn topic not involving mainly bitching and actually talked to someone about something rather than to make them seem inferior? Get off the high horse, brother. didn't mole get his ass handed to him for once starting a topic exactly like this? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted July 13, 2003 God... I wish I was pathetic enough to post every time I got wasted or fucked a girl. Carry on. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest godthedog Report post Posted July 13, 2003 i wish MARNEY was pathetic enough to post every time she fucked a girl. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Cancer Marney Report post Posted July 13, 2003 Eh. I'm surprised this thread got so many responses. Or any at all, really. I just posted it because I had a hellish hangover and I was afraid that if I moved from my chair my head would fall off. My wife was getting coffee for me so I couldn't bitch to her at the time, so I complained here. <shrug> As for the whole "You're pathetic," "No, YOU'RE pathetic" bullshit, my only response is the typical valley girl "Like, whatever." Y'all want to keep going, knock yourselves out. i wish MARNEY was pathetic enough to post every time she fucked a girl. I'm sure you do. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EL DANDY~! 0 Report post Posted July 13, 2003 It's that whole theory of curiosity...I forgot what it's called... "Post something interesting, you're sure to attract people to it." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest godthedog Report post Posted July 13, 2003 with a thread title like "..." you're bound to stir up intrigue. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Bruiser Chong Report post Posted July 13, 2003 Do we really need to hear about everytime you're drunk? Or anytime anyone's drunk? Unless there's a point to it aside from "Man, I'm fucked up right now," I fail to see a valid point in telling people everytime you get drunk. Maybe I'm just not in the right places, but Marney you seem to go pretty heavy on the sauce, seems like I'm always reading about you being drunk or something to that affect. Is that all you do is go headhunting around here? When have you ever started a damn topic not involving mainly bitching and actually talked to someone about something rather than to make them seem inferior? Get off the high horse, brother. How am I headhunting? I was asking a question out of geniune curiosity. Just because I don't give her a pat on the back for doing that (not saying she was looking for that), I'm headhunting? I don't start many threads because honestly, sometimes I don't even see a point since they get buried by sub-par posts (oh god there I go on my high horse again). Despite this, I do contribute to threads around here and I rarely make snide remarks outside of NHB or a folder like this. To sum things up, if you thought that was headhunting or talking down to someone, then you my friend need to grow some thicker skin. And yes, Mole did get shat on for this same thing by many, but whatever. Double-standards are everywhere you look these days. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheGame2705 Report post Posted July 13, 2003 Do we really need to hear about everytime you're drunk? Or anytime anyone's drunk? Unless there's a point to it aside from "Man, I'm fucked up right now," I fail to see a valid point in telling people everytime you get drunk. Maybe I'm just not in the right places, but Marney you seem to go pretty heavy on the sauce, seems like I'm always reading about you being drunk or something to that affect. Back in that other place isn't this one of the common themes/things to do? I certainly remember it being that way. But never remember you saying a damn thing about. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Bruiser Chong Report post Posted July 13, 2003 What's your point? I didn't join in and praise them for anything, so I fail to see what the problem is. I only asked here because it seems like Marney is often talking about being drunk and wanted to see if that was just me or not. And Game, I doubt you'd even know if I had said something on it or not, because you were too busy keeping tabs on about four or five other guys to keep track of what I was doing on a regular basis. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest EL BRUJ0 Report post Posted July 14, 2003 Well, if he wasn't keeping tabs on you before, now he is... *cue dramitic music* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Just call me Dan Report post Posted July 14, 2003 Do we really need to hear about everytime you're drunk? Or anytime anyone's drunk? Unless there's a point to it aside from "Man, I'm fucked up right now," I fail to see a valid point in telling people everytime you get drunk. Maybe I'm just not in the right places, but Marney you seem to go pretty heavy on the sauce, seems like I'm always reading about you being drunk or something to that affect. Is that all you do is go headhunting around here? When have you ever started a damn topic not involving mainly bitching and actually talked to someone about something rather than to make them seem inferior? Get off the high horse, brother. How am I headhunting? I was asking a question out of geniune curiosity. Just because I don't give her a pat on the back for doing that (not saying she was looking for that), I'm headhunting? I don't start many threads because honestly, sometimes I don't even see a point since they get buried by sub-par posts (oh god there I go on my high horse again). Despite this, I do contribute to threads around here and I rarely make snide remarks outside of NHB or a folder like this. To sum things up, if you thought that was headhunting or talking down to someone, then you my friend need to grow some thicker skin. And yes, Mole did get shat on for this same thing by many, but whatever. Double-standards are everywhere you look these days. I believe that response from me was fueled by my findings of many of your posts in NHB. I absolutely agree with your motives for not starting many topics, and I myself have not started many for the same reasons. Basically, I went through the stage of trying to contribute many easily conversed topics, and when I found those results I stopped. You skipped the shit and now do what I mostly do, with less spent time in other folders. Good points, and I apologize for jumping the gun. In essence, my post was a bit hypocritical. Carry on. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
