The One And Only WWE RAW 7-14-03 Thread

[Guest CanadianChris]

Anklelock, please edit your post. You stretched the page all to hell.

[Guest The Czech Republic]

Vince McMahon is voicing a stripper baron! Go back to TNTNN!

[Guest bravesfan]

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THE PAGE?

ANKLELOCK'S extended punctuation.

[Guest HartFan86]

JR screams are hilarious.

 

 

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Guest Choken One]

Why the hell is the page fucking streched out? I hate that shit...

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

Oh well, looks like I'll be watching Raw this week, if only for the WRESTLECRAP~!!!

[Guest Choken One]

Well I see the culprit now...DAMN YOU ANKLE LOCK! DAMN YOU!

[Guest CanadianChris]

HEY!!! They stole Pussy Galore from Goldfinger!

[Guest The Czech Republic]

That was the stupidest thing I've ever seen...

 

...

 

But god damn was it funny.

Uh Kane's deal might have been eclipsed by Cartoon Vince.,

[Guest Coffey]

That's what happens when people don't have common sense.

[Guest The Czech Republic]

I'll watch Stripperella to see if Cartoon Vince says "I'M DIRK (something) DAMMIT" or "YOU"RE FIIIRRREDD"

[Guest Youth N Asia]

Damn. Now that falls under "so bad it's funny" more then anything they've ever done. And what's with the stunt double for the punch. JR should of bumped

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

That segment was awesome JR needs some of his own damn BBQ sauce.

[Guest Choken One]

The shocking thing is...

 

You KNOW this got big ratings the second Kane brought out the Gasoline Can...

 

People like the Angle and it had the added bonus of OKIE on FIRE to go along with it...

[Guest Aero]

I don't think it was mentioned before, but why did Kane even need the gasoline? I remember sometime in 2001 I think he set Commissioner Regal's desk or something on fire using his "powers"

[Guest The Czech Republic]

So this is the Wrestlecrap Definition to be sure

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

I'll watch Stripperella to see if Cartoon Vince says "I'M DIRK (something) DAMMIT" or "YOU"RE FIIIRRREDD"

He does use his promo voice at the end.

 

"How do I feel? HOW DO I FEEL?!?!?! GIMME THAT ILL SHOW YOU HOW I FEEL!!!!"

[Guest The ChriZa]

JR screams are hilarious.

 

 

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

It sounded more like:

"BAAAAAAAAAAAAAH GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWD I feel like a SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALDED DOOOOOOOOOOOOG"

[Guest Trivia247]

Kane stopped being a Monster and forgot how to shoot Fire Balls and Lightning bolts LOL

[Guest The Czech Republic]

hahahahhaa Richard SImmons packing duge hahahahaha oh slay me

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

So Vince is the voice of the Richard Simmons guy?

[Tully316 0]

I can just hear all of king's stupid jokes when good ol JR returns.

 

Lawler - "Hey JR, Kane gave you the ole "Hot Foot!!" Woo Hoo!!

 

JR - "BAH GAWD, I WAS ON FIRE KING!!!! DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU STRAIGHT TO HELL KING!!!!!

 

Lawler - "Relax JR, why are you getting so "hot and bothered"?!?!? Woo Hoo!!

 

JR - DAMMIT KING, LET'S JUST GET BACK TO THE WOMEN'S TITLE MATCH!

 

Lawler - "Man, that Trish Stratus is hot!! You know what else is hot J...???

(JR knocks out Lawler)

[Guest acnx]

hahahahhaa Richard SImmons packing duge hahahahaha oh slay me

 

TNN kills me...BEST HALF HOUR OF TELEVISION EVER.

[Guest Choken One]

The logic and the excuse for the lack of scars is good...as it makes for an interesting angle...

 

However Undertaker HAS to be inserted into this thing at some point...

[Guest fazzle]

That JR burning was horrible. Fucking HORRIBLE. Seriously. I fear that I'm allergic to dairy now after being forced to digest that much cheese.

 

PS: In case you didn't hear? Horrible.

[Guest The Czech Republic]

So I'm definitely in the camp that cartoons should NOT be pixelated for nudity.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

"It's new crap"

 

Well atleast TNN is admiting it.

[Guest The Czech Republic]

So Vince is the voice of the Richard Simmons guy?

No he's the voice of a Stripper Baron. Rico is the Richard Simmons.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

I guess I haven't seen Vince's character yet. I just turned the TV back on.

[Guest Choken One]

Why can't they have Most Extreme Challgene after raw?