The One And Only WWE RAW 7-14-03 Thread

[Guest BobBacklundRules]

It sounded more like:

"BAAAAAAAAAAAAAH GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWD I feel like a SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALDED DOOOOOOOOOOOOG"

ahahahahah

[Guest DerangedHermit]

PRODUCT PLACEMENT~! (Mike's Hard Lemonade)

[Guest The Czech Republic]

Stripperella got cancelled already by the way.

[Guest The Czech Republic]

when do they do the Spike TV changeover?

[Guest JMA]

Stripperella got cancelled already by the way.

Seriously? My God...

[Guest Coffey]

Stripperella got cancelled already by the way.

Really?

 

Source?

[Guest The Czech Republic]

SOmebody here said the crew got laid off after 4 episodes. This show is getting worse and worse

[Guest Sakura]

they are doing it...they are giving the reason why he isn't burnt and why they didn't do the makeup route.

Too bad it makes no sense.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

My God.....Vince's voice acting on this show is hilarious!

[Guest Lil Naitch]

Hey he acts just like Vince

[Guest The Czech Republic]

I made it through Raw AND Stripperella. I demand a trophy, or pizza. Maybe a pizza trophy

[Guest CanadianChick]

So tell us, which was worse? Stripperella or Raw?

[slimm44 0]

Yeah that was a creepy segment but ridiculously funny. I was joking about there being a bomb in the box but Gas Rules!

[Guest DerangedHermit]

I made it through Raw AND Stripperella. I demand a trophy, or pizza. Maybe a pizza trophy

 

I will give you nine trophies

[Guest JHawk]

they are doing it...they are giving the reason why he isn't burnt and why they didn't do the makeup route.

Too bad it makes no sense.

Yes it does (at least compared to usual WWE angles).

 

Kane was burned in the fire, as we already knew, but the burns weren't as serious as Kane's psyche made them out to be. If Paul Bearer was still under contract, I'm sure they could have put in something where Bearer had told him how hideous he was when, in reality, he wasn't.

 

Not that hard to figure out, and for once I'm satisfied with the explanation.

[Guest Sakura]

Right...except it leaves out the part where just weeks ago he took off his mask to reveal that he WAS burnt(bad makoeup job or not, that was the kayfabed storyline). Even after that Austin and Bishchoff continued to act like he was burnt.

 

That's not even taking into consideration the fact that DX saw his face and acted like it was burnt.

[Guest JMA]

Isn't it illegal to set people on fire? Why wasn't Kane arrested?

[Guest CaseyJones]

For the same reason Triple H could steal that car during that fight with Nash a few months ago and not get arrested, presumably.

[Guest The Czech Republic]

So tell us, which was worse? Stripperella or Raw?

Well one had Vince's voice, the other had his ideas. The two hours were painful, but the half hour had the pain of the last 120 minutes pushed into 30. Stripperella was worse.

[Guest JMA]

For the same reason Triple H could steal that car during that fight with Nash a few months ago and not get arrested, presumably.

Bad booking?

[Guest wwF1587]

i pretty much skipped RAW tonight.. taped it and only watched gail (which desperately needs to be over to get anywhere) and JR getting set on fire which was disturbingly funny for some reason... the mark in me likes the way this kane angle is going... its the only segments i watch on RAW anymore... btw not that my opinion matters but i cant wait to see what kane does next week.. next week looks like a hot show with shawn micheals/jericho rematch..

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

WWF Raw

June 12, 2000

 

Look into it.

[Guest CaseyJones]

For the same reason Triple H could steal that car during that fight with Nash a few months ago and not get arrested, presumably.

Bad booking?

::touches nose::

[Guest JHawk]

Right...except it leaves out the part where just weeks ago he took off his mask to reveal that he WAS burnt(bad makoeup job or not, that was the kayfabed storyline). Even after that Austin and Bishchoff continued to act like he was burnt.

 

That's not even taking into consideration the fact that DX saw his face and acted like it was burnt.

I don't remember them actually saying Kane was burnt once he unmasked, but then I tend to tune JR and the King out a lot of weeks. I think you could probably chalk that up to sweating while wearing the mask if you wanted to.

 

As for the DX thing...yeah, OK, you stumped me there. Maybe they were disgusted because he wasn't burnt?

[Guest Sakura]

Ross and King made it pretty clear he was burnt. Ross even went so far as to say Kane was sooo ugly he wasn't even HUMAN.

[Guest cabbageboy]

This whole Kane angle seriously could draw money in spite of itself. It has this really bizarre car wreck appeal to it that keeps me mesmerized for some reason. And I must admit, the explanation that Kane had superficial burns and in his mind he was viciously disfigured is much better than I expected.

 

I have to worry that RVD is going to be fucked in all of this however.

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

I can't wait for this whole thing to end with Vince McMahon waking up and saying the past 2 years were "all a dream".

[Guest The Czech Republic]

Ross and King made it pretty clear he was burnt. Ross even went so far as to say Kane was sooo ugly he wasn't even HUMAN.

Just as Kane conditioned himself to think he was burned, as did JR.

[Guest Smell the ratings!!!]

I can't wait for this whole thing to end with Vince McMahon waking up and saying the past 2 years were "all a dream".

Ladies and Gentlemen, your final episode of Raw.

[Guest CaseyJones]

I can't wait for this whole thing to end with Vince McMahon waking up and saying the past 2 years were "all a dream".

That would be the greatest thing in the history of great things.