Wrathapalooza Commentpalooza

[Guest 5_moves_of_doom]

Haven't read anything so far... but the Main Event looks solid. Congrats to Mathews, as usual, aaaaannnnd well, what can I say. Ian VS. TBS = MOTYC.

[Guest Mr. Slim Citrus]

The ftjhy is the best move EVER~!

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

<-- marks for Ian and is with WC on the "ftjhy" comment.

 

You just don't get up from that.

 

 

 

oh...and Thoth + DDR = Teh Roq!

 

but you all mark for Kiv0R000000000000!

[Guest The Superstar]

Whoa.

 

Oh, and Thoth, you silly goose, take Frost's Mall Brawl comments off of the top!! Spoilers!!!!!!!!

Edited July 14, 2003 by The Superstar

[janusd 0]

I mark for the Mall Brawl.

 

 

MORRRRRTAL KKKKKKOOOOOMBBBBAAAAAT!

 

FINISH HIM~!

 

[Guest TheBostonStrangler]

Damn, I got BITCHED ON tonight. I got beat by a three year old, and then I was in a women's bathroom. Fortunately, I have remedied this by kicking SS 6 times from chat.

[Guest The Superstar]

Make that eight.

 

You suck.

 

\m/

[Guest Goose749]

Damn, I got BITCHED ON tonight. I got beat by a three year old, and then I was in a women's bathroom.

Yeah, I feel. Still waiting on seeing how much Taft kicked my ass in Joust.

Heh. We saw that three year old thing coming a mile away.

[Guest TheAntipop]

Galatea references are da bomb, yo!

[Guest Longdogger_Pete]

Joust match edited in. The marker, who shall remain nameless...

 

 

SIIIIILEEEEENNNNTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

...sent the match to me instead of Thoth. No biggie.

[Guest DawnBTVS]

LOVED the Mall Brawl...Blood...you are teh rule~!

[Guest Goose749]

ah, my sorry short-ass match won, huh?

 

...bitchin'

[Guest The Superstar]

WRATHAPALOOZA COMMENTS~!

 

Yeah, well, I decided to read through the WHOLE show (silly me!) and comment in-depth (or try to, anyway), to either help you out, or just give a big, happy, warm pat on the back.

 

Ladder Match

 

~GREAT GREAT GREAT mat wrestling sequence to start.

 

~Some excellent uses of the ladder, including the backdrop over the ropes onto the ladder outside.

 

~Top-notch description on the big moves in the match.

 

~I'm not a fan of kip-up spots, especially after taking some of the moves he did, but it fits well with Todd's character.

 

~The commentary is great, luckily there aren't too many "Todd/God" puns, because they get annoying in excess

 

~I like how you include little details, like pain expressions and the like.

 

~Dragon Sleeper on the LADDER!! Excellent spot.

 

King: That ladder has been down almost as often as your wife at the SJL Office Party, Axis!

Axis: ...

Bahahaha~!

 

~Dragon Suplex OFF THE LADDER?! INSANE.

 

~Great finishing sequence, too. All in all an EXCELLENT ladder match, I heard you went a bit over the limit, but even so...fantastic match.

 

Raynor Promo

 

~Chris, you are the man. That is all.

 

No Gravity

 

~"We Love Sien, Cosien, and Tangent!" - Greatest sign ever.

 

~KIRBY PUCKETT~! Nice touch there.

 

~Bahaha @ Cools falling short on a Frog Splash. For whatever reason that made me laugh out loud.

 

~Probably just a nit-pick here, but I'm not a fan of having commentary in the same paragraph of action.

 

~“What are you talking about? That move takes great skill to pull off. Besides, it’s very dangerous. Why, I remember in ‘96 when the Memphis Eel hit Wahoo McDaniels Jr. with a top rope double axhandle. And you know what happened, Axis? You want to know what happened to Wahoo McDaniels Jr.? His head fucking caved in, that’s what happened, damn it!” King exclaims. - That may be the greatest piece of commentary I have ever seen.

 

~I really don't need to add anything, as you obviously know what you're doing

 

Trampoline Cage Match

 

~No comment, although I *did* incorporate ideas from TNT (G0R0 and stuff) and Drew (The "What Embarassing SWF/JL Moment are you?" quiz).

 

No Longer Carless

 

~A bit on the short side, but hey, JINDRAK HAS A CAR!!! Great stuff, Craig.

 

The Joust~!

 

~Viktor should've been in Blue just to spite him

 

~I like the style you wrote in, as obviously you couldn't really read other Joust matches for notes.

 

~The draw was an interesting decision, something you usually don't see in 2/3 falls matches. 3/5 falls!

 

~Yeah, it's hard to comment on this as you can't compare it to anything. Good effort, anyway.

 

And I'll be back with more, since it's time for the MALL BRAWL~! and other assorted goodness.

Edited July 15, 2003 by The Superstar

[Guest The Superstar]

COMMENTS CONTINUED

 

A BRAWL INSIDE OF A MALL...FOR THE FIFTH TIME

 

~Kivthroat = Ratings.

 

~Revealing what the ticket says before the match even starts? Boooo!

 

~Some of the commentary is a little plain, but hey, it's a Mall Brawl, we don't read them for the commentary

 

~Jesus...Cutthroat as Snoopy! That's just genius.

 

~Frost upset over Snoopy unmasking? Does he still believe in the Easter Bunny, too?

 

~WATSON 310 MAFIA~!

 

~Alyson! Wait...Alyson? What? Tom Flesher, you son of a bitch!

 

~THOTH getting his World Title appraised...that is absolute GOLD. No pun intended.

 

~Cutthroat taking command with a paintball gun...hilarious!

 

~I love the trick balloon idea, and if it was later in the match it would've had me fooled.

 

~Nice to see you continuing your field with Craig McLennan, even in a mall brawl.

 

~FWOOSH - THUNK! God bless Silent and his cane.

 

~Bahaha @ Homeless Tim Robbins.

 

~DDR = (Y)!

 

~That Bloodshed...what an artsy person. I want a flag too, damn it!

 

~LOL @ Cutthroat using the Paintball Gun for nefarious deeds.

 

~The Cutthroat bit is absolutely GOLD.

 

~MORTAL KOMBAT!! Big Baby Jesus, that is hilarious.

 

~And so ends Mall Brawl V. Rando, that was spectacular and stuff. Not Vanguard level, but hey, what is? Awesome job.

 

Wet T-Shirt Contest of Nipples

 

~Well, I won't really comment, but hey, it's pretty funny.

 

Dean Rasmussen: THERE YOU HAVE IT.

 

ASH KETCHUM IS A FUCKING TOOL.

 

~Now THAT is the greatest line I've ever seen.

 

MCGRIDDLE ON A POLE. SWEET SALVATION.

 

~"...his gaze focused on the McGriddle sitting at the top of the pole." For whatever reason, that just made me crack up.

 

~Maybe it's just me, but the match seems a little heavy on commentary.

 

~I don't see why you're getting down on yourself, Clarke, about your skills, because it's obvious that they're there...your description is excellent.

 

~Oh, well...the ending was really abrupt, although "__ on a pole" matches get really monotonous anyway...good effort, though.

 

OMG WHAT IS THIS EMPTY ARENA DOING HERE

 

~...BAHAHA @ the mental image of Solomon driving a forklift in an empty arena.

 

~Destroying the ring with a forklift? That was...unexpected. Unique, either way.

 

~Nice brawling sequence in the crowd, and...a SPEAR DOWN THE STEPS? Whoa.

 

~Countering a waistlock with a loogie...veeeeery interesting

 

~I like you continually bringing up Solomon's expression during the match. Nice touch.

 

~Nice work on the arm...and there's the submission. Huh. Felt kinda short, but hey, for what it was, good job.

 

THE WORLD'S GREATEST MATCH

 

~I enjoyed the opening commentary, as it established what a mismatch this was and what odds Ian had to overcome.

 

~FANTASTIC opening sequence, but I'm surprised that you used the fhyfjjhg so early in the match.

 

~Heh @ plugging the SWF website even during a match of this magnitude.

 

~Good to see the bgjjk get a near-fall, as it deserves to...The description made me almost FEEL Ian's pain.

 

~I like how you make TBS out to be a monster, using the tuituiyiy right after getting a near fall on the bgjjk.

 

~FTJHY! FTJHY! I didn't see that coming at ALL! Awesome end to the match, Ian, now make your parents buy you some video games!

 

SPIKE DIES! SPIKE DIES! SPIKE DIES!

 

~In matches like this, I'm a fan of the "screw wrestling, now I take your head off with a lighttube" style.

 

~Booo @ ref bump, although I guess it doesn't matter in this match, anyway.

 

~King: "Is he going to cut Spike's hair?"

Axis: "..."

LMAO~~~!

 

~Innovative idea in cutting the barbed wire off (although I've never seen a barbed wire match, so hey, maybe it's not )

 

~DAMN @ the Duran chair-throwing spot, although it's a great visual.

 

~JESUS DURAN. JESUS TAPDANCING BABY BOOMING CHRIST. ULTIMATE SIN FROM A LADDER THROUGH A BARBED WIRE TABLE. YOU ARE FUCKING INSANE.

 

~In what seems to be the trend, a pretty short match, but hey, it rocked.

 

 

And that's that. Now, I'd really appreciate if someone read and commented on my match...yeah, that would be peachy keen and fine and dandy.

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

Even in his comments... Grappler can be God.

 

<-- still marks for the FTJHY

[Guest The Extreme Solution]

In response to Superstars comments about my match, I know it was a little short, when I was writing it I just plane ran out of ideas, MUCH APPOLOGIES to Chris who diserved a far better match that the one I wrote, hopefully i can get all that sorted out in some of these practice matches I'm going to write, I'll post them up cos I'd appriciate the feedback

 

and just one last thing THANK YOU MUCHLY to everyone for the encouragement and words of support... it means a lot... YOU'RE ALL STARS

[Guest Crowe]

Grappler's match was the best on the card because it had me in it, and it has clearly cemented his place as the greatest SJL champion since...

 

...well me.