You can't BBQ JR without applying some of his own

[Guest GameCop]

A BBQ'd JR wouldn't taste nearly as good if it didn't have a condiment or two in order to up the taste factor.

 

What better way to ensure that JR tastes really good than by applying some of his good 'ole BBQ sauce from Oklahoma all over his meaty body?

 

Call it a belated 4th of July meal.

 

I'm not flaming or anything, but I'm sure good 'ole JR is!

Edited July 15, 2003 by GameCop

[Guest Hayabusa Moleman]

I agree. Had he poured sauce on him, this would have been the greatest moment in wrestling history. Ideally, I'd have liked to have seen Kane burn him, put him out by dousing him in BBQ sauce and them taking a bite out of him with the show ending on a close-up on Kane's sauce-covered face sporting an evil, crazy smile.

Edited July 15, 2003 by Hayabusa Moleman

[Guest treble charged]

Kane could have stolen JR's hat and said 'From my family, to your's!' and had a really cheesy smile...

 

Or not...

[Lil' Bitch 0]

"If I lose this match, I will set JR on fire!" - Kane

 

[Guest The Czech Republic]

mleh. I did the joke better with "J.R.'s BBQ Sauce: for that slow-burned taste." I made someone piss their pants with that one.

[Guest GameCop]

JR: Baw Gawd!!! Baw Gawd, lord have mercy...I'm burning up...I'm burning up --

 

Kane: For your love!! That's my favorite song JR, how'd you know?

 

JR: AHHHHH... damn you to hell Kane, damn you to hell fire and brimstone, baw gawd! Even though you just set my sorry carcass on fire, you're still my favorite Hoss~! Bah Gawd, I can't breathe..

 

*JR starts convulsing*

 

JR: Austin, Austin, Austin, Austin, baw gawd the rattlesnake is here, baw gawd. Austin, Austin, Austin!!!!!!!

 

Kane: Shut up, JR. Dammit, you're making fun of me...nobody makes fun of me!!!

 

JR: You're nothing but a no good scalded dog...you coward!

 

Kane: Uh Uh, JR. You're the one who's being scalded!! HA HA HA HA! I'm making fun of you...I'm making fun of YOU!

 

JR: You smell that, Kane? MMMMMM... Good lord, it smells like a tasty, charbroiled treat...

 

*JR takes a bite out of his own arm*

 

JR: Tastes mighty fine, baw gawd. But it needs one thing...my good 'ole fashioned BBQ sauce from Oklahoma...the one my mommy made...

 

*JR dies*

 

Kane: Damn, I always knew he was a freak.

Edited July 15, 2003 by GameCop

[Guest The Czech Republic]

Okay you're dumb. And besides, EVERY dialogue in which WWE characters appear MUST conclude with:

 

HHH: (random line)

::poses, spits water::

 

I mean you've been shitting up the place for almost a year now, one would think you'd have caught on by now.

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

I would ask why Kane needed the gas to start with, but I guess when he lost his mask he also lost the ability to "zap" people on fire.

 

The BBQ sauce bit would have been funny, although I would have been happy with Kane coming back with a marshmallow on a stick.

 

*Kane roasting the marshmallow over the fire on JR*

Kane: Now, who's up for some s'mores?

*JR groans*

[Guest Youth N Asia]

I think it would have been better if he stood over JR with a pack of hotdogs and yelled out "WELCOME TO MY WEENIE ROAST!"

[SpikeFayeJettEdBebop 0]

I think it was funny as it was! Anyway, I like the BBQ sauce idea a lot. Although the best way to do it would have been to catch him on fire, then pour a mystery souce on him. Then the camera can zoom up to the bottle and it will be Kane's New BBQ Sauce Staright From Hell. And it would be spicy an stuff so Kane would take a bite of JR then run around in circles yelling for a bottle of water when some guy with a black mask gives him one. Kane drinks the water when the man in the mask says "No. like this" Then the man takes off the mask and its Triple H!!!!Triple H takes a sip of water and spits it into the air, most of it landing on JRs burnt crispy body. Triple H takes a bite, says Jr is a little too crispy for him then repeats the water process as the camera fades to black.

[Guest webmasterofwrestlegame]

I think the guys at WWE.com have a sense of humour. Click on the link and laugh:

 

Hilarious

 

Yes, on their RAW results page with a headline of 'Kane sets fire to Jim Ross', they have an advert for JR's BBQ sauce with a header of 'IT's GETTING HOT IN HERE'.

 

B R I L L I A N T

 

 

EDIT:

Since I have posted that, the advert has been changed to a Get The F Out t-shirt.

Edited July 15, 2003 by webmasterofwrestlegame

[Guest hosserific]

that would have been fucking hysterical..........too bad