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Wade Keller = Nerd?

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I dunno, I have never seen a picture of Wade Keller before, but he just has some geeky aura to him. I can't quite put my finger on it, but he probably is a nerd. His name is WADE for crying out loud. Also, he's never posted his picture before on the site. Why not? Is Wade afraid people will make fun of him? Also, his "Keller's Take" just SCREAMS nerd. I'd like to see him give "Keller's Takes" in regards to how to pick up women because Wade must know all the secrets.

 

"Hey woman, you oversold your reaction when the bartender poured you a class of vodka, the vodka's not that great, if I do say so. Suffice to say, if you don't go home with me, in essence, you are holding me down, and we most certainly don't want that. And while I'm at it, don't let my geekiness fool you, I have tremendous workrate in bed." The women looks confused and then walks away.

 

Anywho, Meltzer has no shame in putting up his picture because it's plastered right on the opening screen on the banner. Bob Ryder, well he looks like a walrus come to life, so I guess I can understand as to why he doesn't post his pic. What about you Wade? Post it!!!

 

Also, while I'm at it, his Pro Wrestling Torch newsletters are kinda like reverse-bullyism. He was probably bullied all through gradeschool, now that he has a newsletter, it's his time to get back at the world by insulting and bashing the wrestlers in which make him an income. And seeing how he's locked himself in his mother's basement in Minnesota, nothing can happen to him. And from what I've read, there are MANY wrestlers that would just love to get their hands on him and ring his neck. Keller has been said to not attend many wrestling shows.

 

I think Keller's also coward, he talks all this crap about wrestlers, but never tells them in their face. I'd LOVE to see Wade Keller belittle Kevin Nash or Diamond Dallas Page right in their face, then see what happens. Be a man Keller, don't hide behind your computer screen. Also, if I was in front of Wade Keller, I'd tell him all this. What's he gonna do, hit me with his more-than-likely girly arms?

 

In conclusion, Wade Keller is more than likely a nerd. I just "know" it. Also, he acts as if his opinion is the end all be all opinion in wrestling and I don't think it is. If he was so intelligent, why doesn't he run a wrestling promotion himself? Him and his goons always tell others how to work their job, but yet he's never done it himself. He should put his money where his mouth is.

 

Did I mention that's he's a nerd?

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Guest Choken One

SK

SEAN SHANNON

Wade Keller

 

 

The IWC ugly gross nerd bastards Triad

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Guest Sandman9000

Someone who writes about wrestling on the internet might be a nerd?

 

 

You gotta be joking.

 

 

I mean, if that's true, my whole belief foundation's been destroyed.

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Guest azzblaster

I forgot about Sean Shannon. HE IS A NERD. He really does look like your typical nerd. I think Wade Keller fits into his mold.

 

Scott Keith, he doesn't really look like your typical nerd, he's fits more into the out of shape, Star Wars "I've never touched a woman" geek bracket who must nitpick every last damn thing. Anyone agree?

 

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Uck, just an ugly, ugly man....

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Guest Choken One

Dork...Nerd...Dweeb...

 

Bottom Line?

 

HE IS ONE UGLY SON OF A BITCH.

 

Fuck Mr and Mrs. Keith for not wearing an condom and begating his gross ass...

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Guest Bruiser Chong

Haha, yes because I'm sure everyone here looks sooooo much better. Azzblaster, why are you worrying so much about what a writer looks like? I thought we were judging them on their writing, not their appearance.

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Guest azzblaster

Scott Keith's a good writer, but he's also an azzhole, thinks everything but Benoit "sucks", and seems to hate wrestling.

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Guest Choken One

He hates WWE because they laughed at his face when he applied for a job there.

 

 

Of course, I wouldn't say I'm fucking Brad Pitt but I have the good sense to know not to have that ugly hairdo

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Guest azzblaster

He applied for a job with them? And more than likely, they didn't give his application a second thought? No wonder why he's so angry towards WWE and probably life in general. And of course because he's one ugly azz guy.

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Guest Bruiser Chong

Yeah, we'll know he's hit rock bottom when he's posting on a message board talking how ugly 'net writers are.

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Guest Retro Rob

Why don't we ponder a new question... who is the best looking writer in the IWC?

 

Even though I have never posted a picture of myself, I'll throw myself in the running.

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Guest Big McLargeHuge
He hates WWE because they laughed at his face when he applied for a job there.

 

 

Of course, I wouldn't say I'm fucking Brad Pitt but I have the good sense to know not to have that ugly hairdo

How do you know this?

 

I'm still baffled as to how you and Jason X know so much about Keith.

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Guest Choken One

Because some one posted a Long ass rant about SK somewhere here and I remember that...

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Guest Big McLargeHuge
Because some one posted a Long ass rant about SK somewhere here and I remember that...

Gotcha.

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Guest TheGame2705

I picture Choken looking like Jim Neidhart. It makes me moist.

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Guest Choken One

Maybe when I had the Goatee working...

 

 

Picture me more like a shaved head Tazz but white...

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Guest Mulatto Heat

Would Keller even see this? If not, what's the point of typing all of that?

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Guest The Czech Republic
It conjures up images of the south

That or the duck from Garfield & Friends.

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Guest godthedog
I think Keller's also coward, he talks all this crap about wrestlers, but never tells them in their face. I'd LOVE to see Wade Keller belittle Kevin Nash or Diamond Dallas Page right in their face, then see what happens. Be a man Keller, don't hide behind your computer screen. Also, if I was in front of Wade Keller, I'd tell him all this. What's he gonna do, hit me with his more-than-likely girly arms?

the rest of it was mildly funny, but i am SO GOD DAMN SICK of this argument it makes me want to spit bile at my computer screen. if wade keller says kevin nash sucks, would he say it to his face? probably not. does that change the fact that he sucks? no. no. a thousand times, no. i say on a regular basis that kevin nash, big show and goldberg suck, as do half the people on this board. are we supposed to fly to where all these people live and say "you suck" to their faces, just to have the right to say it on a message board? a) we live in a civilized society where grown adults can, for the most part, voice their opinions without fear of getting their asses kicked by someone who gets his feelings hurt. b) they're public figures and they know it, we can say whatever the hell we want about them.

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Guest crandamaniac

With that line, are we sure this guy isn't Zacalex? I seem to remember him saying something to that affect to Retro Rob, about flying in everybody who's worked for WCW b/c he said they suck.

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Guest The Czech Republic
With that line, are we sure this guy isn't Zacalex?

I suspected it was Prime

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Guest treble charged
I'm still baffled as to how you and Jason X know so much about Keith.

I'm reasonably sure that JasonX is Judas.

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Guest Big McLargeHuge
I'm still baffled as to how you and Jason X know so much about Keith.

I'm reasonably sure that JasonX is Judas.

It still doesn't explain his "knowledge" of all things Keith... I mean outside of being almost obsessive with him back on the Smarks board.

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Guest JaKyL25
Why don't we ponder a new question... who is the best looking writer in the IWC?

 

Even though I have never posted a picture of myself, I'll throw myself in the running.

Of all the pics I've seen, I'm gonna have to also go with Dames.

 

Though I'd be interested in seeing a pic of Hyatte. I have no idea what he looks like.

 

I don't know how I'm judging this from his writing style, but Eric S. from 411 seems like he could be good looking.

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