Stephanie McMahon No Longer Fat?

[Guest azzblaster]

Judging by Stephanie's last few TV appearances, I have come to the conclusion, and well, it's hard for me to admit that Stephanie McMahon is no longer the bulbous, sweltering hog women with fatty rolls all around her that she once was. Suffice to say, Stephanie is no longer fat and actually pretty slim nowadays. She's really trimmed down in the last few weeks. Yes, she's still got some bigazz arms, but other than that, her figure seems to be back in tip top shape (at least for her) and at her glory 2000-2001 levels, just with implants that is. I don't think she even needs to wear black as much as she does anymore because she doesn't really have anything to hide.

 

With that being said, whatever will I talk about now seeing how Stephanie is no longer fat? Her annoying voice? Her constant inclusion in WWE storylines? Bleh, it's just not as fun as talking about how fat Steph is. Whenever I'm running out of ideas to type about, I could just turn to my trusty "Steph Is Fat" card. That card is no more unfortunately, so that's one less thing I can run my mouth on, not to mention that is was my favorite thing.

 

I think by Stephanie having the confidence to wear a skin tight leotard to wrestle in and tight black booty shorts on the last few Smackdowns shows that she finally defeated her fatness and that she doesn't mind showing off her body again. When I heard three weeks ago that she was going to be wrestling, I was wondering as to how she would pull off stuffing her then supposedly fat body in a skin tight wrestling outfit. I could've made a spectacular post about how fat Steph looked and how she should NEVER wear skintight clothing again BUT SHE TOOK THAT AWAY FROM ME!!!! THAT BITCH!!!! GRRR!!!!

 

DAMN Steph, gain back your weight!!!! It always made for good material, not to mention that I could make like 25 different topics on Steph's mammothness. Now whatever will I do? Praise you? HA!! In YOUR DREAMS pal!!! (Not including this though)

 

Anyways, I must say that I miss Big Fat Steph. I don't like the return of Skinny Steph because saying how freakingly fat Steph was was always so much fun and I enjoyed riling up the Steph fanboys and fangirls. I am certain that Steph will gain the weight back ONE DAY, but for now, she's on the other side of the fence and after some long grueling months, she's achieved victory in her battle with the buldge.

 

Now, now, it's not like she can just rest on her laurels now or something, because Steph is one of the few WWE Divas that the second they let their guard down, they'll just balloon up again. Steph gains weight easily, and what with her already stocky build, she has very little room for error. I think Steph will do better this time around in regards to keeping the weight off, and what with it being summer (and she'll more than likely excercise more because it's warm outside) and the fact that a wedding is coming up, she'll be skinny for quite sometime.

 

In conclusion, may you rest in peace Steph's Fat, we had a good ride. SO MANY MEMORIES!! I know we will meet again sometime down the road, but probably not for a while. Bye, bye fat.

 

R.I.P. Steph's Fat (Dec 2002-June 2003)

[Guest Choken One]

I think the fact we treated her like some freak cuz she wasn't "PERFECT" shows how deluded and pathetic we gotten...

 

Only can in a Modern Day Size 2 only America can that be considered fat...

 

Monore was bigger then Stepahnie ya know...

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

Steph puts herself on television and over the talent - she deserves whatever criticism she gets.

[Guest Choken One]

Monore Manipulated Hollywood to get her way and they were the same size.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Steph still isn't as pretty as she used to be. Her breasts are just too big for her body size and the clothes she wears don't flatter her.

 

That's the reason we say stuff about her weight is because she still wears clothes that she shouldn't wear at her size. If she didn't wear clothes that made her look worse it wouldn't be that bad.

[Guest JMA]

Steph seems to me to be a very insecure person. Remember the reason she got the implants in the first place? Some guy in the audience had a sign saying her tits were saggy.

[Guest CanadianChick]

Steph puts herself on television and over the talent - she deserves whatever criticism she gets.

No, she doesn't deserve to be called a fat pig, or whatever all you guys say because that is not justified. She is STILL smaller than the average American/Canadian, even with her weight gain. Critisize her all you want for her talent (or there lack of) or her screechy voice. But calling her 'fat' is retarded on so many levels and it makes those who call her that seem pathetic.

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

Ummm, okay?

 

How is this relatable?

 

RRR: Wouldn't mind seeing the outcome of Stephs life mimicking Monroes... cept, without the drag queens and Elton John songs..

[Guest Choken One]

RRR: SICK DISTURBED FUCK WITH AN LOST SENSE OF REALITY.

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

So how about "Husky" or "Plus Sized"? Is that better for you CC?

[Guest CanadianChick]

Ummm, okay?

 

How is this relatable?

 

RRR: Wouldn't mind seeing the outcome of Stephs life mimicking Monroes... cept, without the drag queens and Elton John songs..

What do you mean 'how is it relatable?' You said that she deserves every criticism she gets, which includes her size. I disagreed and stated facts WHY it isn't deserved.

[Guest CronoT]

Marilyn Monroe was popular and beautiful back then, before the waif look came into fashion. Waifs personally make me wretch, anyway.

 

Besides, you can always go with the Jericho/Rock method, and call her a $2 slut.

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

Man that was QUICK!

 

Must be a board record.

 

"You have no right to wish death on someone"

 

"Who do you think you are"

 

"What sort of person says that"

 

"I'm so offended, if my arms weren't around this tree right now I would come and knock your lights out... or throw a paperball at you, I don't know I'm so angry!"

[Guest Choken One]

Do you want see FAT chicks RRR? Stephanie is a fuckign Twig compared to 67% of the Female Race.

 

 

At least she looks more healthy then fucking Terri.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

I don't think she's that fat, but I just wish she would wear some more form fitting clothes cause some of the outfits she wears make her look gross.

[Guest CanadianChick]

So how about "Husky" or "Plus Sized"? Is that better for you CC?

She isn't freakin' Plus sized! Can't you get that through your head?

[Guest CanadianChick]

I don't think she's that fat, but I just wish she would wear some more form fitting clothes cause some of the outfits she wears make her look gross.

I see where you're coming from there. Not all clothes are made for every woman.

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

Note the Monroe reference...

 

(I wasn't directing that comment at you CC)

 

Besides, isn't Steph the gal who told Nidia to lose weight?

[Guest CanadianChick]

Yes, she is. And that was totally off too.

[Guest Choken One]

All chicks tell other chicks to lose weight...

 

It's an Inferoity complex.

[Guest CanadianChick]

All chicks tell other chicks to lose weight...

 

It's an Inferoity complex.

I think that's a wrong stereotype. Never have I or any of my friends tell each other to lose weight. Ever.

[Guest Choken One]

I've witnessed it before...Maybe I just know a lot of bitchy chicks...

 

and it's always Healthy Chicks saying that shit...

 

Fat Chicks tell other fat chicks "No You look great honey!"

[Guest CanadianChick]

I've witnessed it before...Maybe I just know a lot of bitchy chicks...

 

and it's always Healthy Chicks saying that shit...

 

Fat Chicks tell other fat chicks "No You look great honey!"

Are you saying me and my friends are fat?

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

Don't say "Honey" around Steph... she'll get that look in her eye...

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

 

What do you mean there's no chocolate under there??

[Guest Vyce]

Steph puts herself on television and over the talent - she deserves whatever criticism she gets.

No, she doesn't deserve to be called a fat pig, or whatever all you guys say because that is not justified. She is STILL smaller than the average American/Canadian, even with her weight gain. Critisize her all you want for her talent (or there lack of) or her screechy voice. But calling her 'fat' is retarded on so many levels and it makes those who call her that seem pathetic.

How about this: she's heavIER.

 

She will get my criticism because

 

a) a year ago she was smaller / thinner than she is now, which can only mean

 

b) she's let herself go, at least a little.

 

So even though she's still a very attractive young woman, she receives my criticism for allowing her looks to fail her somewhat.

 

But not much of my criticism, mind you.

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

It's funny, cause on WWE.com (where I got the pic) the vast majority of the pics have her wearing black...

 

...which is funny cause the Big Show wears black too... cause it's slimming.

 

Steph looks bigger than Gowan.

[Guest CanadianChick]

That's because she is. Zach is a pretty small guy, though.

[Guest Dangerous A]

Steph looks bigger than Gowan.

I bet most of the posters on this board are bigger than Zach Gowen.

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

I bet Steph could eat Zach Gowan and still be hungry.