SJL Metal Card - 03.07.22!

[Guest realitycheck]

SJL Metal - July 22nd!

Due Date: Tuesday, 7pm EST.

Venue: GM Place, Vancouver, British Columbia (Kicking of a JL Canadian tour! Hey, why the hell not?)

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OPENING PROMO

Viktor Tarakanov, with a win in a tag match on Crismon, not only sent the newly-formed (and commissioner backed) Urban Decay reeling, but secured his own personal choice of stipulation for the his upcoming title match. Here, he'll inform us of his decision.

 

NO-SHOWERS LEAVE TOWN MATCH

Doug Sienkenwicz vs Tokyo X

The story is simple: These two haven't been showing. So now, they must turn in a match to retain their roster spots.

Rules: Standard singles match

Word Limit: 2500

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SINGLES MATCH

Jay Morrison vs Tommy Nguyen

On Crimson, Nguyen trumped Tokyo X (for all the effort that takes...) in his debut match. Now, he gets the oppertunity to play spoiler in the debut match of another man, Jay Morrison!

Rules: Standard singles match

Word Limit: 3000

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SUBMISSION MATCH

TELEVISION TITLE

Todd Royal vs English Dragon©

Todd earned his shot at the Television title last show, much to the chagrin of champion English Dragon. Actually, after being guest commentator for that entire match, Dragon attacked Royal after the bell! Can he answer back with a title win, in ED vs Royal deux? Todd willing...

Rules The winner is the first man to make his opponent submit. All else is legal, however...

Word Limit: 4500

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HANDICAP MATCH

"Canadian Thunder" Chris Trepanier & Dominic Korgath vs Aecas

In stark contrast to their brutal and sickening debut, when the Urban Decay punked out Aecas, Charlie Matthews, Va'aiga and Crow at WAP, their first official SJL matches together resulted in two losses. For most new stables, that would be a swift and crushing blow... but the Decay have what all others do not: The backing of Commissioner Chris Raynor. In an attempt to save face (And stamp out any potential threats), Aecas must now defend himself from both Chris Trepanier and Dominic Korgath...

Rules: DQ and countout are in effect. The Urban Decay team must tag in and out of the match.

Word Limit: 4500

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36th & HASTINGS MATCH

EUROPEAN TITLE

Craig McLennan vs Bloodshed vs Scott Solomon©

On Crimson, Craig McLennan and Bloodshed won the, and I quote, "Tag Match of Enmity" over Scott Solomon and Dominic Korgath, despite their obvious strife, in what could be considered a mild upset. Naturally, Scott Solomon was rather miserable over being beaten by two relative n00bs, and went to Commissioner Raynor with a bold challange: He'd take both of them on, with his European title on the line! Raynor agreed to book it, with an... interesting stip tacked on.

Rules: It's just a fancy name for a street fight, down Vancouver's (in)famous Hastings St. First fall wins. Anything goes.

Word Limit: 5000

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MAIN EVENT

STAIRWAY TO HELL MATCH

WORLD TITLE

Manson vs Charlie "Grappler" Matthews©

Ringside Enforcer: "The Sinner" John Duran

With the assistance of other world title contender Viktor Tarakanov, Manson was victorious over John Duran and Chris Trepanier, earning himself another stab at the SJL world title. Although, initially, he was intended to redeem it AFTER Tarakanov, it was revealed that Viktor had... prior engagements that would keep him from doing anything more this show than a promo. Yes. Really. I'm serious. Erm, anyway; Commissioner Raynor felt that there was no need to postpone any attempt to get to Charlie Matthews. And as can be clearly seen by the stipulation (and enforcer), Raynor is SERIOUS. Can Matthews, who has been unstoppable since his debut, overcome what is easily the biggest challange of his career?

Rules: There is a roll of barbed wire wrapped in a kerosine soaked cloth hanging above the ring. There is also a ladder on the outside of the ring that can be used to retrieve it. It is not necessary to remove the barbed wire from its resting place; however, only it, the ladder, and the kerosine soaked cloth (if you have matches) are legal weapons. Pinfall and submission apply. And of course, the ring enforcer will make sure both men (Well, Matthews, at least) follow these rules to the letter. Duran may write a match if he desires, as a note.

Word Limit: 6000

Send To: Thoth

[Guest SupaTaft]

Venue: GM Place, Vancouver, British Columbia (Kicking of a JL Canadian tour! Hey, why the hell not?)

 

Because then I don't have any heat. J/k

 

Excellent card from top to bottom, Z. You've outdone yourself.

 

-Taft

[Guest The Extreme Solution]

Another great card Zed.. The matches are all top draw, I can't wait for the SJL title match...

[Guest The Superstar]

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Edited July 18, 2003 by The Superstar

[Guest Crowe]

Excellent card indeed, Zed. I mark out for the Submissions match.

[Guest Longdogger_Pete]

Good good good card.

 

As a side note, I might be a little American, but I've never heard of Hastings St. (Of course, you've probably never heard of, say, Bourbon St., for example.)

[cmclennan 0]

*has heard of Bourbon street, but very little*

*Has never heard of Hastings Street*

*Is Canadian*

Can you smell the poor education at work?

[Guest Insanityman]

Where's Iceman when you need him for the main event? Awesome card Zed, and good luck to all.

[Guest Hoth-Boy]

To whoever is booking the next show, I need it off please. I'm going on vacation for a few days and will be away from the computer. Thank in advance.

[Guest Powerplay]

To whoever is booking the next show, I need it off please. I'm going on vacation for a few days and will be away from the computer. Thank in advance.

I'd make a PM to one of the bookers, just in case they don't see this.