Guest Muzz Report post Posted July 18, 2003 The morning has come, and with it, a throng of reporters situated outside of Smarks Wrestling Federation headquaters, Mecca for die hard wrestling businessmen, with money being exchanged under the table at numerous times of the day to the corrupt Suicide King, but none of this money gets anywhere without going through Tom Flesher first. Just outside the huge main doors to the tower of make believe, a podium as been set up. In front of it are the press, sitting anxiously in their chairs as many a notepad shake and hearts flutter with excitement. "And now, on his way to the podium..." Funyon's voice comes from seemingly nowhere, until he can be seen leering out one of the 27th floor windows. "Weighing two hundred and twenty eight pounds with a coffee stain down the front of his shirt and lipstick on his collar, he is... "SAAAACCCCRRREEEEEDDDD!" From down below, Sacred shakes his fist at Funyon, before walking up to the podium, flash bulbs blinding him despite the fact that it's mid morning and the sun's out. The big announcement is only a few seconds away as the crowd dies down, eyes all focused on the Australian as he looks down at pre-prepared notes. The moment they have waited for has now arrived... Clearing his throat, Sacred utters these words to the anxous waiting on lookers.. "I ams teh changing my name to "Teh Sacred One" Andrew Blackwell." Turning to his left, Sacred douses JR on fire as Crowe lights his and JD's joint, tossing the match at JR who runs around screaming. "DAMN YOU SACRED! DAMN YOU TO BAH GAWD HELL AND BACK! MAH BBQ SAUCE! BUY MAH BBQ SAUCE!" Suddenly ,Tony Shiovanne appears. "HE... HE SET HIM ON FIRE WITH A SPINNING NECKBREAKER! THIS BEINGZ TEH GREATEST MOMENT IN OUR SPORT!!!" Stubby: "YOU BEINGZ TEH SCARED ONE! HAHAHAHA!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Crowe Report post Posted July 18, 2003 Hands down. The best promo ever to grace these pages. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WrestlingDeacon Report post Posted July 18, 2003 And I have to write a match against this guy? I'd rather go back to Stashing the Ash. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheBostonStrangler Report post Posted July 18, 2003 This guy is SO gonna take my title. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
