Guest Dmann2000 Report post Posted July 19, 2003 is he half-black? Doesn't matter or anything, just wondering. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Report post Posted July 19, 2003 I would say he's something closer to half hispanic. But I don't know for sure. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dmann2000 Report post Posted July 20, 2003 I've always thought so too, or middle eastern. Who cares he still plays a mean guitar (that is, when he's ALLOWED to do a solo) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CoreyLazarus416 Report post Posted July 20, 2003 His solo's get a little "meh" after a few, though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sturgis Report post Posted July 20, 2003 I belive he's Phillipeno I know it's not spelled right but it 3 a.m. and I don't feel like looking it up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted July 20, 2003 Kirk Hammet was born to a three legged bitch of a mother, and he was always ashamed of this. Soon after, he was adopted by this man: Tito Lebowitz, a small time gunrunner, and rottweiler dog fight promoter. So he puts Kirk into training, and Kirk was good, damn good, but then they put him in the fight of his life, against his brother Nibbles. And Kirk said "Nah man, I can't fight Nibbles," but they made them fight anyway, and Kirk killed Nibbles. Then he called off all his fights, started doing crack, and in a rage, he collapsed, because his heart could no longer beat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BAR Report post Posted July 20, 2003 ..and he's Philipino, or however the fuck you spell it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Plushy Al Logan Report post Posted July 22, 2003 ..and he's Philipino, or however the fuck you spell it. Yes, that's how it's spelled. All that matters is that Kirk is human, but what the fuck is Lars, is he an elf, a troll, or a gnome? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest notJames Report post Posted July 22, 2003 Actually, it's "Filipino". And I had no idea that Kirk Hammett was a fellow Pinoy (that's Filipino for, well, "Filipino"), or at least, half-Pinoy. Other famous/semi-famous Pinoys: Phoebe Cates (half) Rufio from Hook Ernie Reyes Jr. from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movies Me Um, I think that's it. Sigh. I guess we're not the most marketable bunch of island monkeys. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dmann2000 Report post Posted July 23, 2003 ..and he's Philipino, or however the fuck you spell it. Yes, that's how it's spelled. All that matters is that Kirk is human, but what the fuck is Lars, is he an elf, a troll, or a gnome? He's Dutch, a mixture of all three Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest redbaron51 Report post Posted July 23, 2003 ..and he's Philipino, or however the fuck you spell it. Yes, that's how it's spelled. All that matters is that Kirk is human, but what the fuck is Lars, is he an elf, a troll, or a gnome? He's Dutch, a mixture of all three close... Lars is Danish. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dmann2000 Report post Posted July 23, 2003 ..and he's Philipino, or however the fuck you spell it. Yes, that's how it's spelled. All that matters is that Kirk is human, but what the fuck is Lars, is he an elf, a troll, or a gnome? He's Dutch, a mixture of all three close... Lars is Danish. He's a pastry? Eh, I prefer croisants Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest NoCalMike Report post Posted July 23, 2003 Rufio from Hook.....haha Lookie Lookie I got Hookie.....errr blown spot.....DEAD. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Lethargic Report post Posted July 23, 2003 ..and he's Philipino, or however the fuck you spell it. Yes, that's how it's spelled. All that matters is that Kirk is human, but what the fuck is Lars, is he an elf, a troll, or a gnome? He's an asshole. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CoreyLazarus416 Report post Posted July 24, 2003 Lars is really the elf that nearly ruined Christmas by asking Santa for more money than he's worth. Now, if you really want a musician that is something else...Ronnie James Dio. That man is a TROLL. He waits underneath bridges, eats billy goats, and then plays Dungeons & Dragons. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
B. Brian Brunzell 0 Report post Posted July 24, 2003 Nah, Dio's an elf. He may seem a bit trollish, but he's total elf. Lars, on the otherhand, is 100% TROLL. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest caboose Report post Posted July 24, 2003 Rufio from Hook.....haha Lookie Lookie I got Hookie.....errr blown spot.....DEAD. For whatever reason that is the funniest thing I've read on this board for ages... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CoreyLazarus416 Report post Posted July 25, 2003 Nah, Dio is DEFINITELY a troll. Only a troll would record "Killing The Dragon." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
B. Brian Brunzell 0 Report post Posted July 25, 2003 Hmmm...good point. After all, Dio does carry a FUCKING SWORD. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest redbaron51 Report post Posted July 25, 2003 Lars, on the otherhand, is 100% TOOL. I agree Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted July 25, 2003 I suppose if Dio were a creature of fantasy lore, he'd be troll..ugly, unappealing, and constantly regenerating, releasing lots of material. Lemmy is an ogre, and Rob Halford is a fairy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Plushy Al Logan Report post Posted July 28, 2003 Lemmy is an ogre, and Rob Halford is a fairy. I thought James Hetfield was either an ogre, or the town moron. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted July 28, 2003 No. James is a dildo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest redbaron51 Report post Posted July 28, 2003 I don't know Steve Harris can be a troll too. Bruce would be a knight. Dave Mustaine would be some sort of evil bad dude. and Rob Trujillo is bumbling idiot, or an ape. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
