T minus 3 minutes,

[Lil' Bitch 0]

Kick his ass, Rico!

[Guest AndrewTS]

JR BBQed up next!!

[Lil' Bitch 0]

Your picture of the week, Andrew.

[Guest The Czech Republic]

I made Andrew's picture

[Guest AndrewTS]

Instead of the Sooners fight song, maybe JR can have "Ring of Fire" as his new theme.

[Guest Coffey]

Jackie Gayda is hot.

[Guest AndrewTS]

Yup, he did. I could swear I credited him in my sig.

[Lil' Bitch 0]

Jackie Gayda is hot.

 

The reason why he dumped the two fat Samoan guys.

[Guest AndrewTS]

Okay, now I did.

 

TAPING THIS NOW!!

 

BURN, JR, BURN!!

[Lil' Bitch 0]

"Stop making fun of me!" - Kane

[Guest AndrewTS]

"I am who I am..."

 

And that's all what I am! Ahgagagaga!

[Lil' Bitch 0]

Sad to say, Kane's face / baldness is growing on me.

[Guest MillenniumMan831]

Ha ha . . . Kane's got gas.

[Guest The Czech Republic]

Hey where's Bamm-Bamm?

[Lil' Bitch 0]

LOL

[Guest AndrewTS]

HAHAHAHAH!!

[Guest JMA]

That smile on Kane's face was pretty cool.

[Lil' Bitch 0]

DAMN YOU TO HELL, STEVE AUSTIN!"

[Guest MillenniumMan831]

How did JR burn his neck?

[Guest AndrewTS]

So, how many weeks are we stuck with Coach on Raw?

 

Why couldn't Kane get the King too?

 

1st degree burns to the leg and neck, and 2nd degree burns to the back. You know, even though his shirt and pants were fine.

[Lil' Bitch 0]

"J.R. will be out indefinitely"

 

Bullshit.

 

 

I like the use of the monk music.

[Guest The Czech Republic]

No seriously, I swear that Bamm-Bamm and some guy were roasting weeneis over JR's keister, but some post-produciton assholes at WWE took it out. Bastards

[Guest AndrewTS]

So, will JR come back with Dr. Death to get revenge on Kane in a month or so?

[Lil' Bitch 0]

Ah man, why did they have to change Rico's pose? He's supposed to brush both of his arms off, run his hands across his hair, run his fingers down one of his sideburns, and throw sideburn hair particles at you! God damn it! Fuck you WWE!

[Lil' Bitch 0]

For the record, Sean Morley is NOT from LV. That fucking faker.

[Lil' Bitch 0]

HHHHHELLLLLLLLOOOOOOO MEN!

[Guest AndrewTS]

"More unorthodox..."

 

I hate JR's cliches spreading to all the announcers.

[Lil' Bitch 0]

LOL

[Guest MillenniumMan831]

LOL at the somersaults!

[Lil' Bitch 0]

That's the move (the Rock Bottom-like one) that Val used to defeat Test at the house show I went to last month!