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Guest HVilleThugg

Dammit...who deleted my topic?

 

I'm bored at work, and I wanna spam!

 

Da "fucking fuckers" H

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Guest kelloggs

I bet it was, 'The Man', cause that bitch has been holding us down for ages. I finally thought I saw his face in, "Don't be a Menace to South Central...", but apparently that wasn't him, as shown in "Undercover Brother".

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Guest TheBostonStrangler

I DID! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

....

 

 

*runs like hell, but first reminds people that he isn't a mod anymore, and therefore CANNOT delete threads*

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Guest HVilleThugg

AH HAH!! Just as I suspected...THE MAN! I guess slavery, the middle passage, Jim Crow laws, suburbia, crack, civil rights, the constitution, and all the rest of that crap wasn't enough, huh? You had to go and delete my topic. You best recognize...THE MAN...if that is your real name...I beez da mutha fuckin' H to da veezy beeatch...and I will WRECK YO SHIT!

 

Da "crowd goes wild" H

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Guest HVilleThugg

That's funny TBS...because it still says MOD under your name, and you can still see the CC board...I'm beginning to think you were never demodded after all, but instead, have been part of an international plot to delete my thread from the very beginning!

 

::shakes the shit out of TBS::

 

Who are you working for?? WHO!!! WHO'S THE MAN?!?!?!?!

 

Da "prepares for the full cavity search" H

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Guest kelloggs

Yes who is the man... he's been sprinkling crack on us, after "crimes", since the beginning. Just ask Dave Chapelle. Tell us TBS or else!!

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Guest HVilleThugg

We aren't afraid to torture you, especially since your employer has been torturing us for over 400 years.

 

Da "modern day civil rights activist" H

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Guest HVilleThugg

THAT BASTARD!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

wait...

 

 

 

 

 

::cuts out JD's tongue for lying::

 

Da "don't lie to me fucker" H

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Thugg... do you REALLY want to know who THE MAN is?

 

Because I can tell you...

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Guest HVilleThugg

Yes...YOU...whoever you are!

 

Tell me or perish!

 

Da "uhhhhh...yeah, this isn't getting old or anything" H

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Guest WrestlingDeacon

Like a Jl'er knows who the Man is. Pashaw!

 

I'm a white guy from Iceland, where everything is white. I know who the Man is. It's John Wayne, we froze his head in ice and are storing it at a Baskin Robbins near Carlsbad Caverns, secret lair of those Loyal to the Man.

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Guest HVilleThugg

I see...I see...

 

::books the next flight on Iceland Air::

 

If I find out you're lying to me Frost...well, I think you know what'll happen boy.

 

Da "just wanted to call someone boy" H

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Damn you, Frost! You're leading him on a false trail, and I know why... Because Frost is... THE MAN~! OMGWTFSWERVE~!

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Guest HVilleThugg

::breaks into cockpit and forces pilot to turn plane around::

 

I'm coming for you boy...you big...uhhhh...Icelandic freak!

 

yeah, that'll do.

 

Da "..." H

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Guest TheBostonStrangler

*walks back in after full-body cavity search*

 

Ow.

 

Anyways, the man isn't John Wayne's head. It's obviously Cuba Gooding, Jr. Now THAT'S a swerve.

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Guest WrestlingDeacon

No, a swerve would be if Thugg was The Man and Mak was Vice-Man.

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No, No. The Man is ANNIE~!

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Guest WrestlingDeacon

NO! Better still, The Man is Thugg dressed like Annie!

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Guest HVilleThugg

Fuck!

 

I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling children!

 

 

 

 

Yeah...right...you dummies. I'm not THE MAN! If i was THE MAN, i woudn't be asking! STUPID!

 

Da "thinks he has them fooled" H

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Guest DawnBTVS

Please...everybody knows THE MAN is none other then Teddy Ballgame(Ted Williams)...

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Guest Mr. Slim Citrus
*walks back in after full-body cavity search*

 

Ow.

 

Anyways, the man isn't John Wayne's head. It's obviously Cuba Gooding, Jr. Now THAT'S a swerve.

Nah; a swerve would be if The Man was Homey D. Clown...

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Guest ToddRoyal

Wait. Who is the Man? How in Todd's name did Jim Neidhart get modding powers?

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Guest HVilleThugg

What the fuck are you talking about noob...get back in your cage!

 

Da "the kliq has spoken" H

 

 

 

 

LOL...I'm just kidding (the noob may not know that I"m just joking)

Edited by Tyler McClelland

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Guest CED Ordonez

Maybe it's not a mere man. Perhaps it's an Iceman. Quick somebody grab King Parsons, George Gervin, and that robot from Megaman...

 

...maybe I should've have drunken all that Sierra Nevada Pale Ale in one sitting...CALIORNIA DRUNKEDNESSS~!

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Guest Tyler McClelland

Har har har... now figure out what I edited in your post, Thugg!!!

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Guest HVilleThugg

Nothing you tool!

 

Did you get in on the fantasy football league yet?

 

Da "wants to stomp out Cast again" H

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Guest Grand Slam

I have just been informed that since I am a white, middle class, suburbanite, married-with-no-kids male, that I might be the man.

 

If so, then I apologize... ;)

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