Guest The Mighty Damaramu Posted July 25, 2003 Report Posted July 25, 2003 You know with the WWE's history of pulling dumb manuveurs to prove that they are right...no matter how bad it is for business I would not put it past them to give Zach Gowen the WWE Championship. Does anyone else see them doing this to justify the TV time they've devoted to him?
Guest Choken One Posted July 25, 2003 Report Posted July 25, 2003 I'll go with the CW title if he goes over Asshole Kidman and that is IT.
Guest RavishingRickRudo Posted July 25, 2003 Report Posted July 25, 2003 I don't give the WWE the benefit of the doubt 99.99999999% of the time... ... This is that 0.00000001% Tag Titles I definitely see. Cruiserweight title, maybe.
Guest Askewniverse Posted July 25, 2003 Report Posted July 25, 2003 As much as they're discredited, I don't think that the WWE is stupid enough to do that.
Guest wrestlingbs Posted July 25, 2003 Report Posted July 25, 2003 Zach isn't good enough for the CW belt. He's gor so little charisma he'd deserve a belt of no value. Where's the European championship?
Guest RavishingRickRudo Posted July 25, 2003 Report Posted July 25, 2003 That's why it's best to have him in the tag division. He can team up with someone (Rikishi, Gunn, *insert midcard face here*) and play the Ricky Morton by getting thrown around, and still be able to do his moves without totally burning them out and if his team wins it doesn't seem like that big of a stretch.
Guest Anglesault Posted July 25, 2003 Report Posted July 25, 2003 His pops are shrinking rapidly. Not only do they have to keep him away from the title, thy should take him off TV. Kill him off or something at the PPV.
Guest Askewniverse Posted July 25, 2003 Report Posted July 25, 2003 Maybe it's just me, but I don't think that Zach should be winning any WWE championship.
Guest Shaved Bear Posted July 25, 2003 Report Posted July 25, 2003 well this is an industry where David Arquette has held a title...don't count anything out...ANYTHNIG!!!
Guest Choken One Posted July 25, 2003 Report Posted July 25, 2003 Wasn't Arquette at Raw? I hope he went "HEY! HHH...I held that when it meant something"...
Guest Anglesault Posted July 25, 2003 Report Posted July 25, 2003 Maybe it's just me, but I don't think that Zach should be winning any WWE championship. I'm telling you, the ideal thing is to kill him off, and then pay him te rest of his contract as he sits at home or takes an office job.
Guest The Mighty Damaramu Posted July 25, 2003 Report Posted July 25, 2003 Kill him off at the PPV? Could McMahon put a gangland hit on him? Like have the FBI jump him and make him sleep with the fishes?
Guest wrestlingbs Posted July 25, 2003 Report Posted July 25, 2003 Wasn't Arquette at Raw? I hope he went "HEY! HHH...I held that when it meant something"... Yeah, he was on Raw once when they were in LA. He held up a sign that said "former WCW champion".
Guest Anglesault Posted July 25, 2003 Report Posted July 25, 2003 Kill him off at the PPV? Could McMahon put a gangland hit on him? Like have the FBI jump him and make him sleep with the fishes? Have Rikishi accidentally sit on him or something.
Guest Choken One Posted July 25, 2003 Report Posted July 25, 2003 He was on the show last week I know...He always has the same seats right behind where the announcers used to be.
Guest RavishingRickRudo Posted July 25, 2003 Report Posted July 25, 2003 LOL @ Killing off Zach Gowen. *Zach walking in the back after his match with Vinnie* "Wow Gosh Golly Gee, I'm so happy to have finally given that Gosh Darn Golly Awful Vince McMahon what he deserved!" *A bomb is shown hidden somewhere ticking down* *Zach is shown signing some autographs on his way out of the Arena* "Oh sure, it's no problem at all. I love all of my Fans, my Gowenites, my Zachamaniacs, my Peg-Legs, here, have a personalized photo of me too! Don't forget this T-shirt! Hey, you wanna hang later? I'll show you my comic book collection! Oh, you can't, well, no problem." *Bomb is shown ticking down, Car is shown parked in Handicapt Space* *Gowen stops to pick up a penny* "WOW! A PENNY!" *Clock continues to tick down* *Gowen enters car* "It's so great being a WWE superstar! I can now afford great things like personalized photos, comic books, and this neato car!" *10 seconds* "And I beat Vince McMahon! The crowd loved it! I signed an autograph! And bestest of all, I found a penny! A lucky Penny!" *5 Seconds* "Finally, all my hard work is paying - *Zach gets shot in the chest* Cole: OH MY GOD! ZACH GOWEN HAS BEEN SHOT! Tazz: Oh brutha that *beep* is *beep*'ed up! Cole: WHO SHOT ZACH GOWEN!?!
Guest Choken One Posted July 25, 2003 Report Posted July 25, 2003 I'd mark if they did a WHO SHOT VINCE angle ala Who Shot Burns/WHO SHOT J.R... Gotta do it at a Co-Promotional show for the bigger mystery.
boobshaw Posted July 25, 2003 Report Posted July 25, 2003 Yeah, but who can play a baby? ::awaits many oncoming witty retorts:: EDIT: That's for Who Shot Burns for those out of the loop.
Guest The Mighty Damaramu Posted July 25, 2003 Report Posted July 25, 2003 Who shot Mr. McMahon? It would turn out to be Mr. McMahon all along in a big attempt to screw Stone Cold Steve Austin out of the WWF Title. AND YOU ALL BOUGHT IT! HOOK LINE AND SINKER!
Guest Anglesault Posted July 25, 2003 Report Posted July 25, 2003 LOL @ Killing off Zach Gowen. *Zach walking in the back after his match with Vinnie* "Wow Gosh Golly Gee, I'm so happy to have finally given that Gosh Darn Golly Awful Vince McMahon what he deserved!" *A bomb is shown hidden somewhere ticking down* *Zach is shown signing some autographs on his way out of the Arena* "Oh sure, it's no problem at all. I love all of my Fans, my Gowenites, my Zachamaniacs, my Peg-Legs, here, have a personalized photo of me too! Don't forget this T-shirt! Hey, you wanna hang later? I'll show you my comic book collection! Oh, you can't, well, no problem." *Bomb is shown ticking down, Car is shown parked in Handicapt Space* *Gowen stops to pick up a penny* "WOW! A PENNY!" *Clock continues to tick down* *Gowen enters car* "It's so great being a WWE superstar! I can now afford great things like personalized photos, comic books, and this neato car!" *10 seconds* "And I beat Vince McMahon! The crowd loved it! I signed an autograph! And bestest of all, I found a penny! A lucky Penny!" *5 Seconds* "Finally, all my hard work is paying - *Zach gets shot in the chest* Cole: OH MY GOD! ZACH GOWEN HAS BEEN SHOT! Tazz: Oh brutha that *beep* is *beep*'ed up! Cole: WHO SHOT ZACH GOWEN!?! I want this on My TV NOW!
Guest Askewniverse Posted July 25, 2003 Report Posted July 25, 2003 Wait a minute...if Zach was shot, what happened to the bomb? Actually, now that I think about it, this really does sound like a WWE storyline.
Guest Anglesault Posted July 25, 2003 Report Posted July 25, 2003 Wait a minute...if Zach was shot, what happened to the bomb? Actually, now that I think about it, this really does sound like a WWE storyline. AssASSin (OMG, BILLY GUNN!) lost patience.
boobshaw Posted July 25, 2003 Report Posted July 25, 2003 All I know is that is it someone with blonde hair.
Guest RavishingRickRudo Posted July 25, 2003 Report Posted July 25, 2003 RRR: Has all angles covered.
Guest RavishingRickRudo Posted July 25, 2003 Report Posted July 25, 2003 The bomb thing can work a bunch of different ways. When Zach makes his full recovery, and they make a huge big celebration and a montage about him fighting death twice and all that loverly crap, he enters the ring only to have the clock still ticking on the screen and it counts down and then he blows up, or something... I guess.... It's one of those slow burn angles.
Guest The Decadent Slacker Posted July 25, 2003 Report Posted July 25, 2003 Gowen. Cheetum. Prosthesis boobytrap. The end.
Guest Choken One Posted July 25, 2003 Report Posted July 25, 2003 All we need is A-Train and SOH walkin on the beach in Flip-Flops.
boobshaw Posted July 25, 2003 Report Posted July 25, 2003 Now we just have to figure out who did shoot Gowen.
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