The Dames 23th Birthday...........................

[Zorin Industries 0]

Yeah, that's right

 

:: whistles to self and looks for the exit::

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Wait, your'e more or less exatcley a year older than me????

 

No f'n way

How old did everyone think I was???

 

Dames

I thought you went to school with EQ, and that you guys were pals....

[The Dames 0]

We are. EQ is 2 years younger than I am. I met him when I was a junior and he was a freshman.

 

Dames

[Guest Youth N Asia]

I thought he was a year or two younger...I turn 22 in twelve days. I thought Dames was the same age or a tad younger.

[Guest JHawk]

Allow me to continue the happy birthday wishes, Dames.

[Guest Askewniverse]

Happy Birthday, Dames.

[Guest Lord of The Curry]

Happy Birthday, have a trophy.

[Guest Youth N Asia]

Happy Birthday, have a trophy.

Yeah, take my bowling trophy

[Guest Lightning Flik]

But...why? I look young.

 

Dames

It's just the air you have about you Dames. You act accordingly with someone older and fairly more matured than 23, and when you make decisions on the site about bannings, rule changes, or just in general with the boards you take your time and make sure that you respond in a fashion that gets accepted by most everyone. Hence, everyone thinks that you are more older, when it's really just how ya be.

 

So don't take it as something to go "huh? That isn't right" but more of a "hey, people respect the shit out of me" kinda of a thing.

 

Hope that sorta explains.

 

Oh here's a present for ya, early, belated or whatever. **

 

...I like that smiley just a little too much I say.

[The Dames 0]

Thanks, Flik. I've always been told that I come across as very mature, but I can be mighty silly when I want to be.

 

What can I say? I've been through a lot of shit.

 

Dames

[Guest Zack Malibu]

Happy birthday, Freestyle Brother. For some reason I thought you were slightly younger than me, but it turns out you're slightly older (I'm 23 in Dec.). But remember, you're only as old as you feel.

 

Which makes me about 12.

[Guest The Notorious CRD]

Happy Birthday, Dames.

[Guest The Old Me]

Have a good B-day man. I'm a year and 2 days older than you.

[Guest HartFan86]

Happy Birthday.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

That is EXCELLENT.

 

Dames

you'll eventually be asasinated by the Lord Duke of Cobainwasmurdia (me) and his henchman The SpiderPoet

[Guest hebtheeagle]

Happy Birthday Dames...you and my Mom have the same birthday!

 

*pauses and sings*

 

Happy Birthday to you

Happy Birthday to you

Happy Birthday, Dames~!

Happy Birthday to you

 

*Sinatra sytle* And many mooooore!

[Zorin Industries 0]

Just realised I actually never said happy birthday.

 

So..... Happy Birthday Dames

[Guest Lightning Flik]

Thanks, Flik. I've always been told that I come across as very mature, but I can be mighty silly when I want to be.

 

What can I say? I've been through a lot of shit.

 

Dames

Happy to help out. Besides, you are very mature and I'm glad that I ended up choosing this board for my smartmarking. Yes, you can be silly though, but hey, if you weren't then there would be something wrong with ya!

 

You've been through a lot, yes. But that only makes you a better person for being you.

[Guest Kingpk]

Happy birthday and all that. Here are some interesting tidbits about your birthday, Dames.

 

You were born the same day as:

 

Estelle Getty

Walter Payton

Iman (David Bowie's girlfriend)

Bruce Springsteen's son Evan

 

Events on this day:

 

1920 Red Sox turn triple-play, but Ruth's 35th HR leads Yanks to 8-2 win

1941 Red Sox Lefty Grove becomes 12th to win 300 games (his last victory)

1943 Benito Mussolini dismissed as premier of Italy during WW II

1944 1st jet fighter used in combat (Messerschmitt 262)

1946 1st bikini is shown at a Paris fashion show

1952 Commonwealth of Puerto Rico created (Constitution Day)

1956 Italian liner Andrea Doria sank after colliding with the Stockholm

1964 Beatles' "Hard Day's Night, A," album goes #1 & stays #1 for 14 weeks

1966 Yankee manager Casey Stengel elected to Hall of Fame

1975 "A Chorus Line," longest-running Broadway show (6,137), premiers

1987 Sherri Martel beats Fabulous Moolah for WWF Woman's Championship Belt

1990 Roseanne Barr sings the National Anthem at San Diego Padre game

1990 US Ambassador tells Iraq, US won't take sides in Iraq-Kuwait dispute

1991 Howard Stern adds a 4th radio market (Los Angeles)

1992 25th Olympic Summer games opens in Barcelona, Spain

 

Aren't you Puerto Rican? Well, today IS Constitution Day, so you should have used that as an excuse to take the day off.

[Guest kingkamala]

Dames for your birthday I got you seats for Wrestlemania XX.....but since they aren't on sale I got you tickets to an indy show headlined by Bushwhacker Luke Vs The Warlord instead.

 

 

Happy twenty third Dameseys!

[Guest evenflowDDT]

Happy birthday Dames!

 

Pure coincidence I decided this week I'd finally get it done. Even purer coincidence I decided to slack off and talk to my girlfriend last night instead of finish it up and post it then

 

Regardless, I got you a present. A real present, you actually wanted...a few months ago. I hope you can still make use of it and enjoy it now. Not that I'd expect you to read my silly little review when you should be out partying

[Guest DawnBTVS]

Happy B-Day Mistah D-Man

[Rendclaw 0]

Happy Birthday Dames..

 

Hell when I thought that you looked like you could be my younger brother, I didn't know how right I was.

 

23? Wow. I thought you were no younger than 27, myself.

 

Good thing though, cause things get a touch easier for you around 25-26.

 

Two more years, bro.

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

Wait, your'e more or less exatcley a year older than me????

 

No f'n way

How old did everyone think I was???

 

Dames

You look a Hell of alot younger than me, and I just turned 20! My birthday present to you is not enraging you on your birthday. I thought you were 28.

 

Happy Birthday.

[Guest kkktookmybabyaway]

King PK, how did you find all that out? Can you do that for Apirl 4?...

[Guest Kingpk]

Just go here and plug in your birthdate. It lists a bunch of stuff that happened on the same day through history.

 

For example, I share the birthday of Carrie Fisher, one of the Go-Go's and, most importantly, the guy who played Ben on Growing Pains.

[Guest TheGame2705]

Gives Dames' birthday head to KingPK.