A joke about Eddy, Benoit and Flair

[Guest MideonMark]

I dunno if this is even thread worthy, but I was bored so decided to post it anyway. I was sent this joke and its not like laugh out loud, split your sides funny, but I raised a smile so here ya go anyway-

 

 

 

Chris Benoit, Eddy Guerrero and Ric Flair are standing before God at the throne of Heaven.

 

God looks at them and says; "before granting you a place at my side, I must first ask you what you believe in."

 

Addressing Eddy first he asks, "what do you believe?"

 

Eddy looks God in the eye and states passionately, "I believe

Wrestling to be the food of life. Nothing else brings such unbridled joy to so many people from the small ECW arenas to Madison Square Garden. I have devoted my life to bringing such joy to people who stood in the crowd watching me do what I love to do."

 

God looks up and offers Eddy the seat to his left.

 

He then turns to , "and you, Chris , what do you believe?"

 

Benoit stands tall and proud, "I believe courage, honour and passion are the fundamentals to life and I've spent my whole wrestling career providing a living embodiment of these traits."

 

God, moved by the passion of the speech offers Benoit the seat to his right.

 

Finally, he turns to Ric Flair , "and you, Ric , what do you

believe?"

 

"I believe" says Flair

 

"you're sitting in my seat."

[Guest CanadianChick]

hehe, that was pretty funny.

[TheFranchise 0]

Oh that was gold.

[Guest HartFan86]

Cute.

[Guest El Gigante]

That was great.

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

I saw the punchline coming and still grinned.

[boobshaw 0]

Classic

[Guest JMA]

Nice one.

[Guest Fook_Hing_Ho]

Good one

[Guest BAR]

That was good.

[Guest caboose]

Got a LOL from me...

[Guest Choken One]

Obvious Punchline but good...

 

The joke has been used so many times in other environments...

 

In Nascar there was one with Petty, Earnhardt and Gordon.. "3" guess who played Flair's role..

 

Music Has one but so many different names...

 

same for Actors...

[Guest webmasterofwrestlegame]

You could add another twist to it by replacing Flair with HHH...

[Guest welshjerichomark]

That's pretty damn good.

[Guest wwF1587]

that was awesome

[Guest The Old Me]

Pretty good man. Well worth posting.

[Guest OnlyMe]

I was expecting God to be Triple H.

[Guest Dynamite Kido]

[Guest tetsubeav]

I was expecting God to be Triple H.

God: <*spits water, poses*>

[Guest Fallen Angel]

*bibbity bump*

 

Priceless.

[DangerousDamon 0]

That was "That damn Good-uhhh".