What are the most quotable movies?

[Guest Dmann2000]

What are the movies you can quote endlessly off the top of your head, I've got a good starting place (cause it's on right now)...

 

Ghostbusters!.

 

"Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown"

 

"Are you a god?"

"No"

"Then...die!"

"Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES!"

 

"You're right, no human being would stack books this way"

 

"I collect spores, molds and fungus"

 

"Cats and dogs living together, mass hysteria!"

 

"Yes it's true this man has no dick"

[Guest bob_barron]

When I was watching it on an almost weekly basis- I was able to quote all of Dirty Work.

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

I can quote alot of:

 

Donnie Darko

Any Kevin Smith film

Empire Records - 90% of this

High Fidelity

Back To The Future Trilogy

 

and I know bits and pieces of Who Framed Roger Rabbit

[Guest BAR]

The Big Lebowski...

 

Walter: Son, this is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!

 

Walter: Shut the fuck up, Donnie. You're out of your element here.

 

And, my sig...

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

I can do you the entire script for Smokey and the Bandit, line for line.

 

"The fact that you are sheriff is not germain to the situation."

 

"The god damn Germans ain't got nothin' to do with it."

[Guest Karnage]

Orgazmo.

Clerks.

[Guest Choken One]

Glitter

[Guest razazteca]

Pulp Fiction "Grand Royale With Cheese" "Zed's dead baby" and anything by Travolta, Jackson, Willis characters.

 

High Fidelity has the damn Top 5 list everywhere

 

Desperado and/or Dusk Till Dawn is quoted by everyone especially the Cheech lines. "The bartender always lives" "......If you can find it cheaper anywhere else fuck it"

 

The Big Lebowski "I did not go to Vietnam for this"

[Guest BorneAgain]

Pretty much any Mel Brooks Comedy

[Guest La Parka Es Mi Papa]

Dr. Strangelove

 

"I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids."

 

"Mr. President, I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed. But I do say no more than ten to twenty million killed, tops. Uh, depending on the breaks."

 

"Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find: one forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days' concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings. Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff."

 

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room."

 

"I'm very sorry. ... *All right*, you're sorrier than I am, but I am as sorry as well. ... I am as sorry as you are, Dmitri! Don't say that you're more sorry than I am, because I'm capable of being just as sorry as you are. ... So we're both sorry, all right?! ... All right."

 

"Our source was the New York Times."

 

"Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines."

 

"Okay. I'm gonna get your money for ya. But if you don't get the President of the United States on that phone, you know what's gonna happen to you? You're gonna have to answer to the Coca-Cola company."

 

"He'll see the big board!"

 

"We cannot have a mineshaft gap!"

 

"Talk? No, I don't think they wanted me to talk. Torture was just their way of having a good time on the old POW. Brutes, but the trouble is now they make such good bloody cameras."

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

Zoolander.

[Guest Prototype450]

Pulp Fiction "Grand Royale With Cheese" "Zed's dead baby" and anything by Travolta, Jackson, Willis characters.

Oooh God I shot Marvin in the face!

[Guest teke184]

The Last Boyscout

True Romance

The Long Kiss Goodnight

[NYU 0]

Fight Club is one of THE most quotable movies ever. Some of the things that come out of Tyler Durden and the Narrator's mouths are stuff that won't easily be forgotten.

 

 

Tyler Durden - Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.

 

Tyler Durden: You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.

 

Tyler Durden: It's only after you've lost everything that you're free to do anything.

 

Tyler Durden: The things you own end up owning you.

 

Tyler Durden: Sticking feathers up your BUTT does not make you a chicken.

 

Narrator: [While brutally beating Angel Face] I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every Panda that wouldn't screw to save its species. I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers and smother all the French beaches I'd never see. I wanted to breathe smoke.

 

Tyler Durden: It could be worse. A woman could cut off your penis while you're sleeping and toss it out the window of a moving car.

Narrator: There's always that.

 

Narrator: Every evening I died, and every evening I was born again, resurrected.

 

Tyler Durden: Hitting bottom isn't a weekend retreat. It's not a goddamn seminar. Stop trying to control everything and just let go! LET GO!

 

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And I'm sure there are many, MANY other quotes from this movie that I'm forgetting. There are just too many good ones to list, but these are some of the ones I can still remember today (thanks to imdb.com)

[Guest Choken One]

FIGHT CLUB

 

"1. You do not talk about 'Fight Club'.

2. You do not talk about 'Fight Club'.

3. When someone yells "Stop" or goes limp, or taps out, the fight is over.

4. Only two guys to a fight.

5. One fight at a time.

6. No shirts, no shoes.

7. Fights go on as long as they have to.

8. If this is your first night at 'Fight Club', you have to fight. "

 

Boss: "Is that your blood?"

Narrator: "Some of it, yeah."

 

 

Tyler: "Did you know that if you mix equal parts

of gasoline and equal parts frozen orange juice

concentrate, you can make napalm?"

Narrator: "No, I did not know that, is that true?

Tyler: "That's right. One can make all kinds of

explosives using simple household items."

Narrator: "Really."

Tyler: "If one were so inclined."

 

"Bob, Bob had bitch tits."

 

 

"This is your life and it's ending one

minute at a time."

 

"I wanted to destroy something beautiful."

 

 

"I wanted to put a bullet between the eyes of

every panda that wouldn't screw to save its

species."

 

If you wake up at a different time

and in a different place, could you

wake up as a different person?"

 

 

"After fighting, everything else in your life has

got the volume turned down."

 

You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh."

 

"Our generation has had no Great Depression, no Great War.

Our war is spiritual. Our depression is our lives."

 

"How much can you know about yourself

if you've never been in a fight?"

 

You are not special. You are not a

beautiful or unique snowflake. You are

the same decaying organic matter as

everything else."

 

"It's only after you've lost everything

that you're free to do anything."

 

"Sticking feathers up your BUTT does not make

you a chicken."

 

 

"Hitting bottom isn't a weekend retreat! It's not a seminar!

You have to forget everything you know, everything you think

you know -- about life, about friendship, about you and me."

 

"You fuck me, then snub me. You love me, you hate

me. You show me your sensitive side, then you turn

into a total asshole! Is that a pretty accurate

description of our relationship, Tyler?"

 

"I haven't been fucked like that

since grade school!"

 

"In the event of a dildo, we have to use the indefinite

article 'a dildo', never 'your dildo'"

[Guest Choken One]

DAMN YOU!

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

Fuck....forgot Fight Club...

[Guest KanadianKrusty]

I can probably quote most of The Shining and Iron Eagle 3... in french.

[Guest fazzle]

Army of Darkness

[Guest Choken One]

shocked no one said EVIL DEAD 2 as of yet

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

Major League is pretty quotable.

 

"How would you like to manage the Clevelan Indians?"

 

"I have a guy on the other line about some white walls, can I get back to you on that?"

[Guest Vern Gagne]

Caddyshack.

[Guest Youth N Asia]

I think this one's just me, but I quote the shit out of Young Guns and Young Guns 2.

[Guest IDrinkRatsMilk]

For me, it's gotta be Robocop. I'll throw out pretty much every line in there, but the ones I use the most are:

 

"I'll buy that for a dollar!"

 

and

 

"Dick... you're FIRED!"

 

For a while I started replacing the fired quote with "Screw you, you're FIIIIIIRED!" after Vince McMahon, but now it's back to the original.

[Guest Youth N Asia]

"Who is your daddy, and what does he do?"

[Guest CoreyLazarus416]

"Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina."

 

"It's not a tumor!"

 

Gotta love Ahnuld. Really, you do.

 

Dmann and I both quote Ghostbusters a lot.

 

I also heavily quote the character Murray Martini, portrayed wonderfully by Valentine Miele, in Tromeo & Juliet. Murray is simply the best character in the entire movie, because it's based on the best character in the play "Romeo & Juliet," which is Mercutio. A wise-ass that gets into trouble constantly. Gotta love it!

[Guest DerangedHermit]

Major League is pretty quotable.

 

"How would you like to manage the Clevelan Indians?"

 

"I have a guy on the other line about some white walls, can I get back to you on that?"

Ding ding ding. Hot dog! We have a weiner!

 

Here's a few of my favorites from that movie, including the one in my sig.

 

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Harry Doyle: That's all one goddamn hit.

Assistant: You can't say goddamn on the air.

Harry Doyle: Ahh, don't worry, nobody is listening anyway.

 

Harry Doyle: Heywood leads the league in most offensive categories, including nose hair. When this guy sneezes, he looks like a party favor.

 

Jake Taylor: I'm hung over, my knees are killin' me and if you're going to pull this shit at least you could've said you were from the Yankees!

 

Pedro Cerrano: Bats, they are sick. I cannot hit curveball. Straightball I hit it very much. Curveball, bats are afraid. I ask Jobu to come, take fear from bats. I offer him cigar, rum. He will come.

Eddie Harris: You know you might think about taking Jesus Christ as your savior instead of fooling around with all this stuff.

Jake Taylor: Harris!

Pedro Cerrano: Jesus, I like him very much, but he no help with curveball.

Eddie Harris: You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?

 

Harry Doyle: This guy threw at his own son in a father son game.

 

[Vaughn is lamenting the long home run he gave up in his first game]

Rick Vaughn: Oh, yeah? Name one park in America that ball wouldn't have gone out of.

Jake Taylor: Yellowstone.

 

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That's why Major League is one of my favorite movies ever.

[Guest Choken One]

The movie is even better edited.

[Guest Vern Gagne]

Has anyone else quoted a movie, and when you see it again, it turns out your quote wasn't right. However, it might of been better than the actual quote?

[Guest the pinjockey]

"I say forget you jobu, I do it myself."

 

"What the matter little lady, can't you take a stinkin joke?"