Guest VerbalKint Report post Posted February 8, 2002 "Edge gets laid out by Regal afterwards. Apparently Edge has internal injuries after getting hit in the face with brass knuckles. Thank god Michael Cole isn’t MY doctor. I love WWF medicine, however, as any sort of blood coming from the mouth automatically indicates “internal injuries”. Good thing emergency rooms don’t work that way – “Oh, he’s bleeding from the mouth, it’s internal injuries, tape up his ribs and send him home.” Of course, that WOULD explain the last 5 years of DDP’s career. " I believe that Edge got hit in the stomach. I agree that michael cole is a moron, but he was right to think that it was internal injuries that caused the bleeding Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Lil Naitch Report post Posted February 8, 2002 You're right. Cole is a moron. Oh, and Edge was hit in the stomach to, I believe. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted February 8, 2002 Cole saying something stupid isn't a surprise. Hell, you could probably write a book on some of the dumbest things he's said. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest theWCWRaider Report post Posted February 9, 2002 Is it a law, that the WWF must always have at least one dip shit announcer under contract? Toad Pettifile? Michael Cole? Sean Mooney? Craig DeGeorge? and the list goes on and on and on. Just a thought. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted February 9, 2002 Vince likes to hire guys from news and radio. Cole & Coach have been in the news business. Cole for CBS radio and I belive Coach was a local sportscaster somewhere. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest J*ingus Report post Posted February 9, 2002 Commentators who began in wrestling: Jim Ross, Paul Heyman, Jim Cornette. Commentators who began elsewhere: Michael Cole, Tony Schiavone, Jonathon Coachman. I think the difference is pretty clear. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MARTYEWR Report post Posted February 9, 2002 Cole saying something stupid isn't a surprise. Hell, you could probably write a book on some of the dumbest things he's said. Scott Keith, there's your next book project! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TUS_02 Report post Posted February 9, 2002 I thought JR started commentating those darned Sooner games before he got into wrestling. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MikeSharp12 Report post Posted February 10, 2002 I thought JR started commentating those darned Sooner games before he got into wrestling. True indeed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Army Eye Report post Posted February 10, 2002 What did Cole start out as? I can't imagine him being competent in any TV role, let alone do well enough to attract the attention of the WWF edit: oops missed Tony's post the first time Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Brooding Genius Report post Posted February 11, 2002 Just to clarify on Coachman, I believe Alex Marvez did an interview with him last year, and Coach said that he was a local sportscaster in Kansas City before working for the WWF. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted February 11, 2002 Brooding Genius is right.....Coach did games for the Cheifs Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest sayeitan Report post Posted February 12, 2002 ...and once again a loyal smark is confused and misguided. To avoid future instances of miscommunication and erroneous recapping, check out my Smackdown report...weekly...over at onlineonslaught. It's sexy. It's sassy. It's like Scotsman, but without the fat and the ugly. -your man say- Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
